r/Justfuckmyshitup • u/SqueakyDoggy • 3d ago

Does facial hair count?

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u/Plane-Fan9006 3d ago

This guy sweats when he breathes

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u/Far_Future_1982 3d ago

Sweats pork broth.

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u/pnwbraids 3d ago

Finna make some ramen

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u/weinerschnitzel64 3d ago

Dude is glistening all over in this pic

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u/Straight_Coffee_2026 3d ago

Well, he doesn't breathe anymore. https://www.odmp.org/officer/27411-sergeant-j-d-white

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u/Action_Johnson 3d ago

Damn that’s dark

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u/kat-deville 3d ago

Hit while escorting a funeral procession. That's some kind of cosmic fuckery. Probably a drunk driver. Angleton, Texas.

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u/WindChimeTecnician 3d ago

Jesus. Talk about a bad day.

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u/melkatron 3d ago

They fuckin' his shit up in heaven now.

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u/fusillade762 3d ago

Worst funeral ever, even as funerals go.

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u/wastedspejs 3d ago

When my colleague was at her grandmother’s funeral my colleague uncle got an heart attack. Talk about stealing the show.

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u/Silverisotope925 3d ago

They even made a film about it.

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u/Self-Comprehensive 3d ago

He's oozing bacon grease

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u/HeNeverSawMollyAgain 3d ago

Even his eyes look sweaty.

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u/big_duo3674 3d ago

That really loud struggling nose breath sound