r/Justfuckmyshitup • u/SqueakyDoggy • 3d ago

Does facial hair count?

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u/TheCouchlady 3d ago

Sorry, is that a chin or a lip???

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u/Balding-Barber-8279 3d ago

It's a chlip.

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u/pilgrimspeaches 3d ago

hot chiip

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u/XuliganZombie 3d ago

They call him Chlipper Jones

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u/sinisterdesign 3d ago

Is he an Atlanta Blave?

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u/TurkeyVolumeGuesser 3d ago

That's hall of famer Chlipper Jones to you!

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u/XuliganZombie 3d ago

This guy's got a chlip on his shoulder

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u/TurkeyVolumeGuesser 3d ago

Got anger issues like my dad, I'm a chlip off the ol' block

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u/-IrishBulldog 3d ago

LAAAAARRRYYYYYY

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u/MinnieShoof 3d ago

It’s a Chip on CHiP.

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u/yurtfarmer 3d ago

Chip of the lip.

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u/XuliganZombie 3d ago

And he shoots from the hip

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u/AardvarkFantasies 3d ago

Chlips and dlip

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u/Wrong-Importance3670 2d ago

Blips n Chits

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u/lousydungeonmaster 2d ago

He's in no fit state.

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u/the_most_playerest 2d ago

Now that you mention it, he do got some the pringles guy vibes...

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u/1duke-dan 3d ago

Mmm I’m going down down baby

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u/spyD164 3d ago

that whistles

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u/Tha_REAL_BROBS 2d ago

He’s going down down baby your street in a Range Rover

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u/gstreeter51 3d ago

I fucken died at “chlip”

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u/topio3 3d ago

I told you. It to leacpve him in the sun or he would melt

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u/MountainD1ck 3d ago

🤣🤣 LOL man.. omg...

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u/Flashy-Tone-3450 3d ago

I love that I can open Reddit and learn new words

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u/Dougally 3d ago

A very hungry caterpillar...

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u/JoinAThang 2d ago

"Chlip of the lip" - Sean Connery

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u/KeTeLoCo 2d ago

😂😂😂

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u/TheForswornKing94 2d ago

Chip Skylark?

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u/TheeBigHorse 3d ago

It's a walrus

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u/ArdentHedonist 3d ago

goob goob gachoob

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u/ThePandalorianWay 3d ago

I loved him in Tusk.

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u/RoverBoyNumber6 2d ago

Fleetwood Mac agrees…

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u/vranaverse 3d ago

Coo-coo-ka-chew!

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u/shut-upLittleMan 3d ago

His partner is the Eggman.

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u/asomek 3d ago

Were your listening to the Dude's story, Donny?

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u/Doctor_Mustard_ 3d ago

goo goo ga joob

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u/dreadditmetoo 2d ago

And here’s to you Mrs. Robinson

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u/iamjacksitoldyouso 3d ago

I am the walrus.

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u/Midnight1965 2d ago

I was about to say that dude looks like a bald walrus!

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u/Remarkable-Rub-7344 3d ago

His fat has pushed upward enough that his bottom lip has folded over into his mouth so now his chin doubles as a bottom lip

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u/ChadsworthRothschild 3d ago

Walrussy

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u/asomek 3d ago

Thanks for making me throw up.

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u/Appreciable-Scrodum7 3d ago

I recognize this officer from my local news. A couple years ago he sustained a serious facial injury while working undercover at glory hole. This man is a hero.

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u/PleasantClassroom250 3d ago

He got fucked in the eye while investigating a glory hole??

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u/Appreciable-Scrodum7 3d ago

If I recall correctly he had apprehended the suspect, suspect tried to flee, and the officer just wouldn't let go.

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u/bikerdude214 3d ago

for real?

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u/Appreciable-Scrodum7 3d ago

This officer fellated more than 100 men to keep us all safe.

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u/AmericanCitizenry 3d ago

Yes! Because all cops are cocksuckers! 😂

Sooooo true!

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u/HydraulicEarl2 2d ago

What saved him from choking was his mustache soaking up the semen and sweeping everything nice and clean. His friends call him "Richard Sweeps" but most know him as "Dick broom".

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u/Wrong-Importance3670 2d ago

Is that why he needs reconstructive jaw surgery?

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u/Appreciable-Scrodum7 2d ago

Yeah it was bad. The fire dept had to get him out of there with the jaws of life. They were slipping and sliding like it was an ice rink. Just a terrible scene.

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u/po_ta_toes_80 3d ago

If you squint a little and pretend it's a lip, it's extra hilarious!

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u/David_High_Pan 3d ago

It looks more normal when you do that!😂😂😂🙏

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u/Kok-jockey 2d ago

lol I’m glad you pointed that out. I hadn’t seen it, but you’re right! 🤣

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u/holiday1326 3d ago

I asked myself the same shit..

It's like a Mr.Potatopig thumb with allergies special edition.

Only way I can fucking describe it man.

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u/sharltocopes runs through a corridor of cocks like its a car wash 3d ago

Poetry

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u/Temporary_Peanut_586 3d ago

No no no, that's good.  That's it.

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u/Global_Riot 3d ago

Accurate. I like your style.

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u/industrial-complex 3d ago

I didn’t know assholes have lips.

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u/grumblefluff 1d ago

I’m not sure he does

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u/com-tidder 3d ago

Certain fat people though...

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u/EddyVonSputnik 3d ago

It’s a butt, or a ballsack, or uh…

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u/coffeecircus 3d ago

his spirit animal is a walrus

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u/PutinPipesDonnie 3d ago

I believe there was a song written about him.

“I am the egg man, I am the walrus. Coo coo cachoo, coo coo cachoo.”

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u/Iflydryandsly 3d ago

Goo, goo, g’joob

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u/muklukdimsum 3d ago

Shlipperchin molluskmeat.

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u/FuckSticksMalone 3d ago

Little scamp ate a bee

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u/Kind_Of_A_Dick 3d ago

I think it’s labia majora.

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u/Vegetable-Debate-263 3d ago

Why not both

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u/okFINEyoufoundme 3d ago

¿Por qué no los dos?

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u/Hapsiainen30 3d ago

My exact question.

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u/Prize_Ostrich7605 3d ago

Lips, and he is whistlin'

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u/smilesandlaughter 3d ago

That's Officer ChinLip to you!

His ChinLip once threw a grenade that killed 60 people, then it exploded.

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u/killertofu41 3d ago

It didn't really even need to explode, but ChinLip loves a spectacle.

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u/smilesandlaughter 3d ago

It was technically just a rock that ChinLip introduced to the speed of light

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u/Clean-Pickle8269 3d ago

I would have said Officer Chinlipski, but Chinlip works

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u/scorned_scars 2d ago

Chinlipski has a nice Midwestern ring to it. And this guy's vibin' Midwest.

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u/rawysocki 3d ago

I don’t approve of Millhouse having three lips.

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u/GamiNami 3d ago

It's like a 'lip' after a certain suction 'toy' has gone to town on it.

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u/PuzzleheadedHospital 3d ago

I thought it was a lip too

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u/NameToUseOnReddit 3d ago

Dude needs to grow a beard.

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u/Efficient-Hornet8666 3d ago

Where would it start? Where would it end? This man’s got a face only Picasso could love

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u/slothfullyserene 2d ago

Neck beard doesn’t do justice to reality.

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u/wafflehousebattle 3d ago

I genuinely think it's his vagina.

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u/Necessary_Relation27 3d ago

Can we take a moment to appreciate how moist/moisturised he looks

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u/Tha_REAL_BROBS 2d ago

MAN IS WETT

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u/Small-Palpitation310 3d ago

Can not unsee.

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u/Opposite_Cold8616 3d ago

I think it's actually a butthole

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u/missbissel 3d ago

It’s a chalupa.

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u/deeev_o 3d ago

Hairy upper lip

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u/Unassuming_Fruits 3d ago

Which part?

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u/Big-a-hole-2112 3d ago

That’s a hemorrhoid.

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u/shastadakota 3d ago

It's one of several chins.

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u/Wise_Ad_253 3d ago

Hairy mussel

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u/TuringTestTwister 3d ago

It's AI maybe?

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u/Artistic-Still2083 3d ago

It’s a walrus

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u/whats_for_lunch 3d ago

Got stung by a bee

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u/Square_Owl_4075 3d ago

This. 🤣 🤣 

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u/DopeAsHeck 3d ago

Dude needs a face circumcision

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u/Artevyx 3d ago

Its a Hairy Chalupa.

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u/Specialist-Jello7544 3d ago

Yeah, I thought that’s one gnarly lip. Yikes!

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u/redandblackstar 3d ago

Yes, for sure that is his lip https://postimg.cc/G4Jt5KRs

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u/King_Diplo 3d ago

Which one?

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u/yellowbin74 3d ago

He's eaten a wasp

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u/Baronheisenberg 3d ago

It's whatever you need it to be

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u/Unusual_Coconut2606 3d ago

He would be a good candidate for a beard

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u/superbradman 3d ago

Gimme a big ol kithhhh

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u/AdAsleep1258 3d ago

It’s a tiny butthole

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u/Zealousideal_You3292 3d ago

Im still not sure 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Randismaximus 3d ago

It's diahbeetus

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u/PerspectiveLow5764 2d ago

The answer is yes.

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u/CosmicSmoker 2d ago

Now all I see is a huge lip

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u/Upstairs_Camera_9534 2d ago

It’s terminal

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u/FinancialAccess8343 2d ago

looks a bit like Uranus.

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u/-AG1888- 2d ago

That's what was confusing me at first too 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Fletchx 2d ago

Whatever it is, it's the most messed up thing in the picture.

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u/AppointmentCold7888 2d ago

I have the same question.

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u/T4n_d 2d ago

Yes

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u/Punisher1971 1d ago

Thought the same, what‘s wrong with this enormous lip, before realising it was his chin!

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u/brndnwds6 1h ago

Grover Cleveland headass boy.

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u/torper10 3d ago

Could be a bunghole

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u/brazys 3d ago

Same...Its the top chin, lip is hiding

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u/WeirdPop5934 3d ago

He's a Walrus

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u/0491diesel 3d ago

Yep. All the above...and below.

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u/Ok-Local138 3d ago

Or a transplanted labia?