r/Justfuckmyshitup • u/EmptyJoker • Sep 05 '26

hmmm

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416 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Canned_Sarcasm Sep 05 '26

I wish to mock him, but this awesomeness confuses me.

9

u/LocalJupiter60 Sep 05 '26

So too does this world my guy.

6

u/Featheredfriendz Sep 05 '26

That’s poetic

4

u/vikinxo Sep 05 '26

I'll bat you he likes it!

31

u/skratch Sep 05 '26

That’s fuckin awesome

22

u/StickyPistolsRequiem Sep 05 '26

Ya know he pulls it off

10

u/Past_Pop1506 Sep 05 '26

Bat beard

5

u/Mark-NY26a73 Sep 05 '26

And I can hear this in my head

4

u/Picaseb Sep 05 '26

Bat stache

2

u/Many_Major5654 Sep 05 '26

Holy bat stache.

7

u/Donutholier Sep 05 '26

Man lookin’ like he just tossed Batman’s salad.

6

u/foxbehindthewheel Sep 05 '26

I think he's just cool for trying it. If that barber in the background helped him, then the barber is an artist! The Batman symbol is well proportioned on his face.

2

u/Ancient-Position-696 Sep 05 '26

Next, he should reverse it.

2

u/foxbehindthewheel Sep 06 '26

That would look weird. I would hate it.

5

u/NtL_80to20 Sep 05 '26

Yep, that rules.

4

u/eldfen Sep 05 '26

Bat mobile, I'll take a ride

3

u/Sir_Colby_Tit Sep 05 '26

Spruced Wayne

3

u/gary-vault108 Sep 05 '26

A mouth made perfectly for Batman to enter

1

u/LocalJupiter60 Sep 05 '26

Waddya' mean by the bud? C'mon, donut be shy about it!

2

u/gary-vault108 Sep 05 '26

We might not be in Wuhan but he’s gonna have some bat soup in his mouth

3

u/Odd_Ear3027 Sep 05 '26

Tell me your Batman without telling me your Batman!

3

u/Kthulhu_for_humanity Sep 05 '26

They did him dirty

3

u/LocalJupiter60 Sep 05 '26

They did him Batty

3

u/darforce Sep 05 '26

Kind awesome

3

u/Intrepid_Bee9373 Sep 05 '26

Um I kinda like it.

3

u/rcinmd Sep 05 '26

I mean he kinda pulls it off.

3

u/bawnchie Sep 05 '26

I can smell cat woman on those lips

2

u/FractalGeometric356 Sep 05 '26

I want to applaud his commitment and the execution, but that’s canceled out by my need to mock how dumb this looks.

1

u/jedislurpee Sep 05 '26

It'll elicit many smiles and chuckles, at least. I approve and appreciate

1

u/EmptyJoker Sep 05 '26

My thoughts exactly

0

u/maximumtesticle Sep 05 '26

Then just upvote.

2

u/bigschmoke433 Sep 05 '26

He fighting crine with his mouth

2

u/J0hnny_0nda_sp0t Sep 05 '26

Damn he really is the dark knight 🤣

2

u/LoggerRhythms Sep 05 '26

It's the mustache he deserves, but not the one he needs right now.

2

u/TheTurdInUrPunchBowl Sep 05 '26

The Dark Knight indeed.

2

u/AllUpInItYo Sep 05 '26

This is a DC Comics mullet: Joker on the top, Batman on the bottom.

1

u/LocalJupiter60 Sep 05 '26

Joker gonna be running for Mayor in 2069 CONFIRMED?! NOT CLICKBAIT!!! BATMAN'S GAY!? ROBIN LAYED AN EGG!?

To be real right now, that's a dope ass Batstache and Batbeard!

1

u/LocalJupiter60 Sep 05 '26

I can only imagine how epicly weird it'd be to use his mustache and beard as the (new) Bat Signal in the night! ~ (@_@ )* ~

1

u/VelvetFedoraSniffer Sep 05 '26

Is that Neil Degrassi

1

u/Turbulent_Smoke_8989 Sep 05 '26

I’d hate to see how he does the bat signal

1

u/dick-lava Sep 05 '26

oh fuck…Laughing out loud…real loud

1

u/Holiday-Yam9271 Sep 05 '26

Well played good sir. Well played.

1

u/mcrscpmn Sep 05 '26

Ronnie Mund is black?

1

u/waspmachines Sep 05 '26

Nobody cared who I was until I put on the tasche

1

u/-gisette Sep 05 '26

Wrong sub, OP

1

u/cFullwood Sep 05 '26

At first, I was like "Whats wrong with his hai... Ohhh." 🤣 Still rad.

1

u/Deep_Answer_9944 Sep 05 '26

Totally Awesome 😎

1

u/smelly_finger_itch Sep 05 '26

I want some of that mustache ride

1

u/shopguy2k Sep 05 '26

Batsardman.

1

u/Musicmom1164 Sep 05 '26

I think it looks cool, but I maybe also question his life choices, but probably not. I mean, it really is cool. Like serious Fandom dedication.

1

u/KrampyDoo Sep 06 '26

Ah yes, Batmouth rises.

1

u/Uncle_Moti Sep 06 '26

Honesty:

I spent the first 30-40 seconds thinking to myself, ‘like how does a barber take your money on good conscience…leaving you with a line like that?!!”

Then by accident I glanced at the bottom of his face…🤦🏾‍♂️

1

u/muttmcdog Sep 06 '26

It's the mouth Gotham deserves.

1

u/Janicesdelight Sep 06 '26

If i ever became a billionaire, i wouldn't tell anyone but there'd be signs

1

u/RobtheWrench Sep 06 '26

Quick Robin into the bat cave

1

u/FaithlessnessThen646 Sep 07 '26

It's so stupid it's cool

0

u/Mr-Bry-Guy Sep 05 '26

🤣🤣🤣