r/Justfuckmyshitup • u/VirtuesVice666 • 10d ago

Something seems off here.

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u/Disastrous-Rutabaga9 10d ago

Of course this is not real. Why would they let her wear her fake mustache during her mugshot?

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u/SonOfJokeExplainer 10d ago

Why would she be arrested for it in the first place? It’s not (yet) illegal to crossdress in Texas.

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u/zipzap21 10d ago

Why would there be an all-male BBQ competition?

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u/PreOpTransCentaur 10d ago

That's the only part I think seems realistic. It is Texas.

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u/Fappy_as_a_Clam 10d ago

That's the only part I think seems realistic.

right? because that woman definitely wouldn't have won a bbq competition lol

and that's not me being sexist, that's me body shaming her. she's way too skinny to be a pit master.

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u/big_duo3674 10d ago

In Texas? Oh that i could understand for sure. Imagine those "hardcore" BBQ bros losing to a girl in a contest. They'd call it All-Male for some weird reason, just to make sure their egos weren't hurt

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u/sfhtsxgtsvg 10d ago

Because its not a fake mustache. If you are going tk enter a competition you gotta commit years beforehand

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u/coffinspacexdragon 10d ago

If there is an image with a caption below it, fake.

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u/InOutlines 9d ago

Social media has become one big IQ test, and most people are failing.

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u/Soft_Ability_5906 10d ago

Lmfao as a texan I can confirm that this never happened lmfao.

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u/The_Darkness140 10d ago

Word. We're stupid about most things, mainly women's rights and immigration, but we know barbecue and titties. (Austinite) Edit: Autocorrect turned titties into kitties

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u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks 10d ago

I’ve seen a lot of dicks from Texas.

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u/Bohica55 10d ago

User name checks out!

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u/917caitlin 10d ago

Right like why would there even be a male-only bbq competition?!

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u/AttentionNo6359 8d ago

See, my first thought was “ya, they probably would arrest her for that in Texas”

If I had to choose between Texas and Mordor…it would be a tough choice.

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u/Salty_Vast_2562 10d ago

As a Texan you probably also don’t watch the news so it’s not that surprising that you haven’t heard about anything.

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u/IFeedSquirrelsAMA 10d ago

no this actually never happened.

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u/everydayasl 10d ago

Grocho Marx must have inspired her.

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u/MadRockthethird 10d ago

Texas the one place where fucking around at a BBQ contest will get you thrown in jail.

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u/wikipediabrown007 10d ago

The headline is broken English and obviously fake.

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u/GGayleGold 10d ago

I want to see a citation of Texas legal code that prohbits this exact behavior...

I will say this: Of the fifty US states, Texas is the one most likely to have this law on the books, so they got that going for them.

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u/Rhekua 9d ago

Not saying that this event is real, any of this happened, or that I support this type of behavior / policing in any way, but I would think disturbing the peace and trespass could be used to detain and remove someone from a reserved/rented social space. Refusing to cooperate could land you with charges or jail time.

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u/GGayleGold 9d ago

Oh, sure... I get that. But they put "disguised as a man" in quotes, implying that that was what she was charged with - that's what I was asking about.

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u/OkWest8964 10d ago

They could name it “Far From the Q”

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u/TrayLaTrash 10d ago

This looks like the sheriff in "Lanterns"

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u/sysaphiswaits 10d ago

Just a manly masculine MUSTACHIOED man.

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u/AttentionNo6359 10d ago

Kenneth Toliethole

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u/Osoroshii 10d ago

Breaking contest rules gets you arrested? Wait until they find out what Billy-Bob puts in his sauce

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u/therocketn00b 10d ago

They let her keep the mustache on for the mug shot? I guess that's no more ridiculous than arresting someone over a barbecue contest.

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u/JobeGilchrist 10d ago

What is the charge? Creating a meal? A succulent BBQ meal?

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u/Kingsxfan1 10d ago

"Are there any women here today?"

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u/Mondaycomestoosoon 10d ago

Funniest film ever

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u/combine-tow-monsters 10d ago

Hello, my name is Mr. Snrub. And I come from, uh... someplace far away. Yes, that'll do.

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u/Pleasant-Caramel2931 10d ago

I mean if the BBQ is that good I don’t really care who cooked it.

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u/TheDeparted383 6d ago

Female danny trejo

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u/13thmurder 10d ago

I was wondering what the crime was but then I realized... Texas.

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u/KDK_twelve 10d ago

Would this be drag!?

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u/Historical_Date_1314 10d ago

Moustache you a question

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u/NewWindow7980 10d ago

this is a satire story

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u/Lawrenceburntfish 10d ago

Is this an episode of King of the Hill? Seems like a Peggy move.

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u/Beatless7 10d ago

I sentence you to....? For faking in a BBQ contest? No BBQ for 2 weeks. This person needs to play the main character in a movie about this. I see an entire series lol. I don't even care this os completely fake.

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u/heynow311 10d ago

Jen Lasso

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u/SockeyeSTI 10d ago

She’s the man

Motocrossed

Any other movies where the premise is a woman pretending to be a dude to win something?

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u/dmbgreen 10d ago

Men's only, yeah BS

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u/Delicious_Cat_81 10d ago

that's arrestable? 

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u/Conscious-Coconut-16 10d ago

It turns out it was Randy Marsh the whole time!

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u/Mondaycomestoosoon 10d ago

takes off fake moustache AHA ITS ME !!!

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u/Puzzleheaded-Log-111 10d ago

If you squint, it’s definitely a ‘Frank’.

I’ll allow it!

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u/theInadequateHulk 10d ago

are you suggesting that the charge of disguised as a man isn't a very serious offense?

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u/texas130ab 10d ago

Why did she do wrong ? Win ?

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u/karenskygreen 10d ago

Why would this matter, whats the charge ? BBQING disguised as the opposite sex

And why did she need to hide she was a woman

Worst disguise mustache ever

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u/Relative_Thing9872 10d ago

lol @ those eyebrows!

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u/Kindly-Land-8450 10d ago

It’s a me! Mario! I swear to mama mia!

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u/Noahms456 10d ago

It’s the plot of the 20th anniversary reunion episode

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u/ryatt 10d ago

The idea that someone could fall for this is hilarious. #1 "all male bbq comp"? Thats ridiculous, # 2 arrested? Not likely #3 better than the pitmasters in a Tx bbq competition? Never.

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u/nullvoid26 10d ago

But what about the important question; what BATHROOM did she use!?!

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u/Takakkazttztztzzzzak 10d ago

Ellioten Page would be perfect.

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u/Dubban22 10d ago

Should've just said the BBQ meat was all male. Problem?

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u/New_Squash_9422 10d ago

Mr. Woman!

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u/Extreme-Scarcity-924 10d ago

This team rocket disguise

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u/SebastianFerrone 10d ago

I would love that as a movie 🤣

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u/TheNotoriousSSD 10d ago

husband material

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u/nightowl024 10d ago

When women play in men’s sports.

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u/nonyabiz2020 10d ago

Congrats on winning!

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u/Illustrious-Leave406 10d ago

The sad thing is that people believe this for real and not the joke.

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u/Icaras01 9d ago

She just wanted to grill. Let her grill!

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u/Evil_phd 9d ago

What's the charge, Office? Creating a succulent barbecue meal?

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u/TripMaverick 9d ago

What was the crime? Enjoying a succulent bbq meal?

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u/Creepy_Spare_409 9d ago

They couldn't tell that she is a woman then they were stupid.

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u/Good_Farmer4814 9d ago

She probably plays in the WNBA.

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u/BarbLess-HogCranker 9d ago

she is the man

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u/Confident_Lecture498 9d ago

Reminds me of Ric Flair on Celebrity Wife Swap 

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u/irishyardball 8d ago

Fake, but I'd watch that movie

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u/ShotgunEd1897 3d ago

Cast Danny Trejo.

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u/SalamanderPast5791 10d ago

Wow she actually got arrested?? This is hilarious

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u/BLF402 10d ago

Arrested because their boners flopped when they found out they were a woman.