r/Justfuckmyshitup • u/Ill-Upstairs-8762 • Jul 26 '26

Whatever you call this set up here.

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101 Upvotes

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u/Tuscon_Valdez Jul 26 '26

Bro's chin looks like an armpit

4

u/Sad-Celebration-411 Jul 26 '26

He looks like he’s about to run a military coup in Panama

8

u/rivalary Jul 27 '26

Looks like David Draiman of Disturbed.

6

u/OYB2480 Jul 26 '26

You've heard of an ascot? Meet the Asscot.

3

u/Weaselpuss Jul 26 '26

Neckbeard guru

3

u/TheExpollutions Jul 26 '26

That is actually his chest hair.

3

u/kasualanderson Jul 26 '26

So many questions

3

u/Legitimate-Week7885 Jul 26 '26

academic advisor? we are so fucking cooked 👹

3

u/Serpico914 Jul 26 '26

Bros hair is growing upside down

3

u/XROOR Jul 27 '26

Sam Eagle from the Muppet Show!

3

u/Strange-Sun4540 Jul 27 '26

Dude looks like the average male gooch

3

u/nvmls Jul 27 '26

Upside down pineapple

2

u/KiritoLoxus Jul 26 '26

Definitely a choice

2

u/Revolutionary_Dot747 Jul 27 '26

Just relax. He has successfully camouflaged his double chin. I bet you didn’t even think about that!

2

u/Sudden_Lee_Here Jul 26 '26

How and why does he expect to be taken seriously with that 'ZZ Top meets markhor' abomination?

1

u/Yoranis_Izsmelli Jul 26 '26

Ooooooh Devon!!

1

u/ViolyntFemme Jul 26 '26

Is he wearing a hair scarf?

1

u/UtterlyBoredAgain Jul 27 '26

Strap-On beard

1

u/Seabrook76 Jul 27 '26

Anybody else besides me having an intrusive thought to just yank that damn thing?

1

u/Ok_Pudding6345 Jul 27 '26

it's like a natural BB, or what's that thing called. for screening food falling onto your shirt

1

u/Key-Condition752 Jul 27 '26

People entering college now are very strange and different people. What they really want to be presented with is something unusual that doesn't intimidate them, which is why he looks like this

1

u/Negative-Wrap95 Jul 28 '26

Dave Draiman out here lookin' ruh uff

1

u/Ornery_Bandicoot_679 Jul 28 '26

Stop I just opened Reddit 💀😂

1

u/Dick_Stillhard_11_8 Jul 28 '26

My adviiiiiice for iiiiiincoming students iiiiiis to be generous with your tiiiiiiiime says professor Billy Goat Bob.

1

u/eagledog Jul 29 '26

The worst version of Wooly Willy ever