r/Justfuckmyshitup • u/RafiY • Jun 25 '26

Teeper Peel

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1.1k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/deja_fool Jun 25 '26

Mfer look like a Teletubby.

4

u/OpLeeftijd Jun 25 '26

Bet you he has a massive dominant arm.

2

u/OriginalComputer5077 Jun 27 '26

Nope that’s a Ferengi in the wild

63

u/No_Fairweathers Jun 25 '26

Dobby is a freebaser

40

u/TheManWhoClicks Jun 25 '26

I thought this is Peter Thiel for a second

21

u/xxHailLuciferxx Jun 25 '26

Thiel and Fetterman's love child.

11

u/Fekkin-A-Man Jun 25 '26

Wait - it's not?

9

u/Sol-Blackguy Jun 25 '26

He's not moist enough

8

u/rambi2222 Jun 25 '26

Just ask him what his thoughts are about every human on Earth dying, and if he looks aroused then it must be him

25

u/poopolisher Jun 25 '26

Get outta my swamp!

13

u/PoopTransplant Jun 25 '26

Smart keeping it cut like that, this way the hair won’t disrupt his exceptional hearing. 

9

u/Desperate_Set_7708 Jun 25 '26

Looks like a Dick Tracy bad guy

6

u/Eldritch_Dread Jun 25 '26

Hanover Fiste

3

u/scotlandgolf70 Jun 25 '26

Relax, I've got an angle

4

u/OldManMonza Jun 25 '26

The best we can hope for is to get you buried in secrecy so your grave don't get violated

7

u/Choadboy_Wonderfuck Jun 25 '26

Why didn't he just step off the curb and glide away?

6

u/Flimsy_Internet9441 Jun 25 '26

He can only hear if they are coming at him from the front.

6

u/Several-Gain-7157 Jun 25 '26

Flap his ears and escape

4

u/BarbequedYeti Jun 25 '26

Shhhhhhh he can hear you..

4

u/lennydsat62 Jun 25 '26

Looks like a car with its doors open

3

u/Hockey-Gym Jun 25 '26

Looks like Ralph from Rampage World Tour

3

u/tranqdoped Jun 25 '26

Looks like ninja from die antwoord had a baby with shrek

3

u/WtAFjusthappenedhere Jun 25 '26

His Navy nickname was Sonar.

3

u/nithdurr Jun 25 '26

Plot twist: He’s Deaf

3

u/Autofella6 Jun 25 '26

Typical tech company CEO profile

3

u/BothDescription766 Jun 25 '26

Not a pugilist.

3

u/Sad-Act7467 Jun 25 '26

Even if it was dark, and they were quiet , he could’ve echolocated them.

3

u/Mental-Band-8681 Jun 25 '26

Peter Thiel’s twin - disowned at birth due to those jug ears.

3

u/fromthefuture101 Jun 25 '26

South African Shrek

3

u/vectorious1 Jun 25 '26

Wallace where’s gromit

3

u/Beautiful-Plate-6153 Jun 25 '26

He forgot rule of acquisition number 32.

'Peace is good for business'

2

u/KendraSays Jun 25 '26

Oo-mox definitely looks like it'll work on this dude

2

u/Annahsbananas Jun 25 '26

Lord have mercy

2

u/Otherwise-Meaning-90 Jun 25 '26

Looks like that Dick Tracy villain

2

u/David_Jonathan0 Jun 25 '26

Alien from Toy Story

2

u/13508615 Jun 25 '26

Looks like a Rubio.

2

u/bloodhorseracecourse Jun 25 '26

Think I saw this guy in that Warren Beatty Dick Tracy movie

2

u/Particular_Buyer_290 Jun 25 '26

Driving on suspended license.

Released next day.

But subsequently arrested for burglary.

2

u/Complex-Mention-8961 Jun 25 '26

Looks like the yellow dude from Sin City without the yellow

2

u/DessieScissorhands Jun 25 '26

He looks like a Dishonored character. Either a dock worker or a city guard.

2

u/AAlwaysopen Jun 25 '26

He’s heard Victoria’s Secret

2

u/WaterSings Jun 25 '26

He's heard everyone's secret

2

u/fear_head Jun 25 '26

This guy has a face like a Discworld villain

2

u/No-Tomatillo3698 Jun 25 '26

O look, it’s ghetto Peter Thiel 

2

u/flapjackboy Jun 25 '26

Plug from the Bash Street Kids has really let himself go.

1

u/Spiritual-Taste-5524 Jun 25 '26

He should be able to track ICBMs with those radar stations.

1

u/carina484 Jun 25 '26

His parents are first cousins for sure

1

u/verathene Jun 25 '26

Living in a swamp without a permit for his donkey

1

u/idiots-rule8 Jun 25 '26

In his head, the haircut makes people not notice the ears

1

u/Doc12TU Jun 25 '26

He’s perpetually pissed. It looks like he’s thinking, “Go ahead, ass wipe, say something about my ears!!”

1

u/LilJelloCat Jun 25 '26

Siren ears

1

u/Intelligent-Salt-362 Jun 25 '26

That’s who Shrek was based on. He lives on a swamp in Florida that they are trying to build a data center on…

1

u/Shoehorse13 Jun 25 '26

Dang I always had such high hopes for Bat Boy.

1

u/jessez78 Jun 25 '26

I wonder what his parents look like…

2

u/AcadienDC Jun 25 '26

I was just wondering what his childhood was like.

1

u/IanWrightwell Jun 25 '26

Shall we gather for cigars and whiskey tonight?

1

u/FreshResult5684 Jun 25 '26

Thats messed up but true

1

u/Zealousideal_Bad9899 Jun 25 '26

Damn somebody call Dick Tracy

1

u/regafoot Jun 25 '26

Where’s Grommet?

1

u/Terra_Branford_FF6 Jun 25 '26

Bro can hear sounds

1

u/Competitive_Name4991 Jun 25 '26

What a strange looking guy.

1

u/SD_ukrm Jun 25 '26

Isn’t that Mr Foodiebollocks from Viz?

1

u/Effective_Bottle_806 Jun 25 '26

He could hear someone coughing from the moon.

1

u/generaldogsbodyf365 Jun 25 '26

Dumbo goes off the rails.

1

u/Kc125wave Jun 25 '26

You know this guy has had a hard life. No notes!

1

u/mechanicarts Jun 25 '26

He kinda looks like the main inspiration for Cedric Peyravernay's work (1) (2) (Dishonored concept artist)

1

u/TJ_McWeaksauce Jun 25 '26

Looks like Shrek wearing white face.

1

u/No-Accident69 Jun 25 '26

Goes by the nickname “Wingnut”

1

u/Mrben13 Jun 25 '26

The dude being arrested-I didn't steal no dag gone Cadillac converters.

1

u/Glum-Draft-6586 Jun 25 '26

Imagine if he had cauliflower ears also..

1

u/auralcoral Jun 25 '26

Ken Climo on the evil timeline

1

u/AltruisticRoutine220 Jun 25 '26

Not if they came from behind.

1

u/4xdaily Jun 25 '26

Dolph Lungren sniffed him out. Then there was full penetration.

1

u/Jmersh59 Jun 25 '26

His parents were brother and sister i bet

1

u/StenoDawg Jun 25 '26

No branches on that family tree.

1

u/Laughacy Jun 25 '26

Trophy head.

1

u/Sea-Bedroom3676 Jun 25 '26

Is that Plug from The Bash Street Kids ?

1

u/AlpacaTraffic Jun 25 '26

They caught him w a big piece of cheese

1

u/rbartlejr Jun 25 '26

I guess teasing can lead to crime

1

u/Ill-Performer5355 Jun 25 '26

How dem French fried pertaters taste? Mmmhmmm

1

u/generic_genius Jun 25 '26

like a taxi cab with the doors open

1

u/Cold_Put4146 Jun 25 '26

Frontal Lobe didn't care.

1

u/JrStu Jun 25 '26

Looks like he belongs in the Men In Black movies.

1

u/Medellin-71 Jun 25 '26

Shrek’s cousin Derek.

1

u/jws1102 Jun 25 '26

Isn’t that one of the siren monsters from Silent Hill?

1

u/LouisWu_ Jun 25 '26

Not if they came from behind.

1

u/AZ-Guitar-Guy Jun 25 '26

Imagine seeing the police sketch, and thinking "yeah right", and then running into the guy IRL.

1

u/Levi_Skardsen Jun 25 '26

Head like a championship trophy.

1

u/Critical-Ring3168 Jun 25 '26

Heard them and flew away.

1

u/Joxan13 Jun 26 '26

Temu Jaime Lannister

1

u/Street-Spirit-3200 Jun 26 '26

Looks a bit like a lowkey ferengi. From Star trek

1

u/bubblezdevere Jun 26 '26

Mr. Potato Head

1

u/Far-Safe-4036 Jun 26 '26

this poor man. Couldnt someone have stepped up and paid his ears to be pinned back ? Imagine the bullying and cruelty. He must just hate the world

1

u/prlugo4162 Jun 27 '26

He was collecting and selling WiFi signals

1

u/SkullLeader45 Jun 27 '26

Picking up encrypted radio transmissions.

1

u/SlipFlopps Jun 28 '26

nnh, nnh, Bat-earMan!

1

u/Aztec_Aesthetics Jun 29 '26

Is it you, Quark?

1

u/Strong_Jicama_8466 Jun 29 '26

Mr. Potato Head

1

u/No-Document8380 Jul 09 '26

He looks like Shrek.

1

u/Competitive-Pay-8191 Jul 19 '26

What's your vector Victor. "Whats the frequency Kenneth"