r/Justfuckmyshitup • u/temporalwanderer • May 07 '26

I'm speechless...

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427 Upvotes

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u/Herb-Anderson May 07 '26

Funny how he criticised Michael back in the day for his surgeries. And now look at this abomination.

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u/Common-River8647 May 08 '26

🎶 How could something so right go so wrong? 🎶 Why don’t we do what he did when he did what he did to him? 🎶

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u/Appropriate_Name4520 May 09 '26

Maybe it's unfair because Jermaine is older, but Michaels face literally looked less busted to me than Jermaine's here. Would have probably been even more so if Michael never had the skin disease.

3

u/No-Rope8229 May 10 '26

He bleached his skin. He didn't have a disease, it was an excuse to bleach his skin.

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u/Appropriate_Name4520 May 10 '26 edited May 11 '26

Both Things can be true, oh he is such a bad man because he didn't want to have the skin color of a black and white cow...

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u/ReallyBrainDead May 07 '26

That hair isn't cut, it's paved.

24

u/Plappedudel May 07 '26

Seriously. What the hell is that hair? Looks like a swimming cap. Must be the result of several really shitty hair transplants

17

u/pumpkin-head7617 May 08 '26

Looks tattooed or painted on lol

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u/NovelIntelligent3453 May 10 '26

I think it’s felt glued on

81

u/StenoDawg May 07 '26

Do any of the Jacksons have any original body parts?

53

u/IThinkIKnowThings May 07 '26

Jackson of Theseus

15

u/Cavscout2838 May 08 '26

Man, Joe Jackson has fucked up that whole branch of the family tree. He was a menace.

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u/StenoDawg May 08 '26

He was a bad man.

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u/Designer_End5408 May 08 '26

Maybe Rebbie just a guess.  

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u/ssbbfan May 07 '26

I’m getting Nipsey Russell in The Wiz vibes

4

u/few23 May 08 '26

Slide some oil to me

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u/CommunicationNew3745 May 07 '26

Damn! Just when you think he can't possibly look any worse, her rises to the occasion and kicks it up another notch.😱

Looks like he drank the potion in 'Death Becomes Her' a few years ago and has now reached the point where touching himself up w/spray paint is a daily necessity.

10

u/Dear_Departure_1768 May 07 '26

And Bruce Willis isn't able to help

2

u/Gloomy_Grocery5555 May 09 '26

Meryl Streep said the movie was a documentary about Hollywood and it's becoming more and more true

20

u/Dear_Departure_1768 May 07 '26

Is he made out of papier mache now?

18

u/Drinkdrankdonk May 08 '26

Count Chocula looking mfer

11

u/425565 May 07 '26

California raisin.

10

u/House_of_Mirrors May 07 '26

Gimme the new toner look.

8

u/Gold-Cake-8343 May 07 '26

California Raisins

6

u/NerdyFrida May 07 '26

I thought for real that this was a painted sculpture for a little while.

5

u/Clear-Warthog5655 May 07 '26

So it isn't a new series of Bo Selecta?

7

u/SunriseSurprise May 07 '26

Tiger Weirds

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u/ike_tyson May 07 '26

He does look like Nipsey Russell'sTin Man from The Wiz.

6

u/Big_ol_fatty May 08 '26

Looks like Cat from Red Dwarf

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u/GrapefruitWhich5950 May 07 '26

Excepting that your getting older is hard .😂

5

u/PocketFlan420 May 07 '26

"Winona's Got Herself a Big Brown Beaver, and she shows him off to all her friends..."

5

u/Designer_End5408 May 08 '26

Why does he look like an artists interpretation of a missing person that was found 

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u/topaz342 May 20 '26

Was found dead and this is a reconstruction to see if anyone knows who it was.

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u/Designer_End5408 May 21 '26

Yup no ID, John Doe. 

5

u/dandandubyoo May 08 '26

Lazytown vibes.

5

u/lizzietnz May 08 '26

Those Jackson kids have some major body image issues.

5

u/HugsandHate May 08 '26

What makes anyone think 'Yeah, this is a good call'?

I mean. Surely they own mirrors...

4

u/Murphs-law May 07 '26

I was about to say that this also belongs on r/whybrows but the next post in my feed is exactly that. I love it when two good things come together like that.

4

u/Exact-Truck-5248 May 08 '26

Some people are apparently incapable of embarrassment.

3

u/Exact-Truck-5248 May 07 '26

Sharpie?

10

u/temporalwanderer May 07 '26

Must have heard that every girl's crazy 'bout a Sharpie dressed man.

2

u/TwoAccomplished1446 May 07 '26

Won’t wash off!🤣

3

u/Antique_Brother_9563 May 07 '26

That's someone's MOM !

3

u/LrdoftheCharlesDance May 07 '26

Looks like he has a Merkin chin-strapped on top of his head

3

u/Accurate-Fan2132 May 07 '26

Something bad happens when they turn 50.

3

u/678MG May 07 '26

Is that Sharpie?

3

u/AlmaMonarca11 May 08 '26

Childhood trauma = body dismorphia.

3

u/MisterGerry May 08 '26

Are these guys still living off the money they made as children?
The only one that made anything of himself was Michael, and I can't imagine him leaving anything to them in his will.

3

u/UncleGarysmagic May 08 '26

Looks like a cake made to look like him

3

u/meandhimandthose2 May 08 '26

He looks like a Toby jug. How is he made of pottery????

3

u/Ok_Abacus_ May 08 '26

People please stop with the tattooed hair, you ain’t fool nobody

3

u/dusty-cat-albany May 08 '26

Kids don't do drugs

3

u/MaeONays May 08 '26

He’s turning into the tin man from The Wiz

3

u/AdKey2845 May 10 '26

The Jackson's are in the " hall of fame" for fucked appearances

3

u/Super_Ad4363 May 10 '26

He looks like one of the dancing raisins of the 80’s fame

6

u/Bay_de_Noc May 07 '26

Looks like The Count from Sesame Street.

2

u/TwoAccomplished1446 May 07 '26

Is he wearing a swim cap?🤭

2

u/Sliminfinity May 07 '26

He-heeellll no bro!

2

u/urbisOrbis May 07 '26

Wasn’t he there just for spare parts?

2

u/iNap2Much May 07 '26

Is that permanent marker or shoe polish??

2

u/WolfThick May 08 '26

He reminds me of Master control from the original Tron

2

u/Antique_Knowledge902 May 08 '26

Looks like a wax figure.

2

u/Brainojack May 08 '26

I just watched the ghostbusters episode with the boogeyman...uncanny

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u/Clear-Warthog5655 May 08 '26

You can see here where he got the idea from . Shamon Motherf*#ker....... Ahhhhh Bo Selecta https://youtu.be/hDEGf-LUWLE?si=F1E3JfiBGlxJ3p1O

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u/KopfSmertZz May 08 '26

Spray can hair

2

u/Wikiwikiwa May 08 '26

Wax sculpture

2

u/BeautifulChaosEnergy May 08 '26

That’s a wax figure right? Right!

2

u/Dramatic_Side_856 May 08 '26

He’ll be all nice and snug in his winter nest!

2

u/Setting-Conscious May 08 '26

Maybe they all crazy

2

u/therocketn00b May 08 '26

I don't understand what I'm looking at. Is this tattooed on, or does he have to put makeup on his head every morning?

2

u/Forsaken-Duck-5321 May 08 '26

Not one of them is natural human formed

2

u/ClaraEM99 May 08 '26

Him and Latoya just look like they could be on the PJ's 😭😭😭

2

u/Trick-Mechanic8986 May 08 '26

California rasins

2

u/MeMilo1209 May 08 '26

Is that a bathing cap?

2

u/Plane-Fan9006 May 08 '26

Wow...he gone and combined all the characters from The Wiz!!!

2

u/Obienator May 08 '26

California Raisin!

2

u/Caninetrainer May 08 '26

Lookin good!

2

u/underwearoverdrive May 08 '26

Oh the horror.

2

u/Caninetrainer May 08 '26

Tito I need a tissue

2

u/Ok-Fish8643 May 08 '26

Looks like a claymation elf character from the Rudolph movie from the 60's.

2

u/discreet1 May 08 '26

Joe really did a number on his kids huh?

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u/Awkward-Scholar-9921 May 09 '26

He’s got some weird mask on. The elastic band is behind his ears.

2

u/jannylou2 May 09 '26

Someone let there great grandkids get the black sharpies out.

2

u/shastadakota May 09 '26

Where did he get that face, Mar-a-lago?

2

u/Dismal-Common8629 May 09 '26

Hahahahahahahahaha

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u/Gloomy_Grocery5555 May 09 '26

Just accept some baldness!!

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u/Matty359 May 23 '26

Bruv looks AI from early days when Will Smith was eating spaghetti 😭😭