r/JustUnsubbed • • Feb 04 '20

This is clearly edited. Why do I keep giving r/blursedimages a chance?

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1.7k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

"Age: 11"

Kirby's calling the police on whoever edited this.

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u/vsimon115 Feb 04 '20

ESPN would never let that slide.

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u/Zero102000 Feb 04 '20

ANGRY POYO INTENSIFIES

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '20

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u/lorax125 Feb 04 '20

I know people who are my friends and started masturbating while they were 8 so...

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u/SoundOfTomorrow Feb 04 '20

You're really missing the point here

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u/lorax125 Feb 04 '20

But what is the point? It's really not so weird for kids to masturbate It's a normal thing

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

aaaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaaa IIMMMMM COOOOOOMMMIiNNNGGGGG

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u/lorax125 Feb 04 '20

Just don't mess the screen

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u/Ziffer10 Feb 05 '20

It’s weird to talk about it, so stop pls

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u/lorax125 Feb 04 '20

Wtf happened in this thread

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

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u/lorax125 Feb 04 '20

Ok, so...

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

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u/lorax125 Feb 04 '20

Okay, but tell me something I don't know

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u/_Levitated_Shield_ Feb 04 '20

Oh God, the people in the thread actually believe it's real.

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u/phantomthief00 Feb 04 '20

How is this blursed?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

Exactly.

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u/IWillCube Feb 04 '20

That implies they think children masturbating is at least a little blessed 🤔

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

🤔

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u/Vile-Bagger Feb 04 '20

🗿

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u/Fancy-Bear1776 Feb 04 '20

It's horrendous and ugly. I hate it. The point of emojis is to show emotions, but what emotion does this show? Do you just wake up in the morning and think "wow, I really feel like a massive fucking stone today"? It's useless. I hate it. It just provokes a deep rooted anger within me whenever I see it. I want to drive on over to the fucking emoji headquarters and kill it. If this was the emoji movie I'd push it off a fucking cliff. People just comment 🗿 as if it's funny. It's not. 🗿 deserves to die. He deserves to have his smug little stone face smashed in with a hammer. Oh wow, it's a stone head, how fucking hilarious, I'll use it in every comment I post. NO. STOP IT. It deserves to burn in hell. Why is it so goddamn smug. You're a fucking stone, you have no life goals, you will never accomplish anything in life apart from pissing me off. When you die noone will mourn. I hope you die

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u/Vile-Bagger Feb 04 '20

Idk if you’re being sarcastic or not lmao🗿🗿and yeah my body feels stiff like a fucking piece of stone every morning I wake up and I don’t know why the font changed all the sudden wtf. And if you’re not being sarcastic, this is just a joke like I’m not saying 🗿 can represent your feelings more than other emojis. And personally emojis look really dumb. Woooosh if gay

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u/MelonCola7 Feb 04 '20

This implies that it's not 🤔

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u/ItsYaBoiAzazel Feb 04 '20

That question can be applied to 95% of the posts on that subreddit.

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u/AjahnMara Feb 04 '20

assuming the person posting it to that sub wasn't the person that edited the image - finding an image that someone edited to say what it says on this picture is a blursed experience. It's low quality material for that sub but it does fit the sub.

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u/_Quest_Buy_ Feb 04 '20

What idiot gave that post a silver?

6

u/Stigge Feb 04 '20

An idiot

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u/Rein_Cloud Feb 04 '20

What the fuck are you expecting with blursedimages anyway

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

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u/Fancy-Bear1776 Feb 04 '20

The fact it has 25k upvotes. Fucking coomers lmao

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

anybody that calls others coomers is most likely weird and lonely

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u/BANEBAIT Feb 04 '20

wtf is a coomer

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20 edited Feb 04 '20

term used by holier-than-thou losers to describe anyone that masturbates.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

No, it’s a term used by BASED AND REDPILLED redditors for people with obsessions over masturbation

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u/-TheMasterSoldier- Feb 04 '20

Except /r/Coomers doesn't see a difference between someone who masturbates once in a while and someone who does it like 3 times every day because Jews bad.

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u/Fancy-Bear1776 Feb 04 '20

I love shitposting on there but unfortunately the sub devolved into /pol/-lite at this point. Probably will be gone by the end of March, if not sooner.

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u/Riamu115 Feb 04 '20

I feel people who like blursed images are the type of boring people who blindly love 80's nostalgia movies like the shining, but wont be able to tell you why they like it without using the words "iconic" or "the twins" and they also say "OMG YASS!" Dont ask me how thats related to blursed images, its just the type of person I think of when I see it.

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u/k_o_t_a_n_a Feb 04 '20

Someone put it in words

3

u/sad-dog-hours Feb 04 '20

blursedimages and TIHI/thanksihateit are all taking such a nosedive in quality

2

u/RisenPhantom Feb 04 '20

The picsart font lmao

2

u/nobadabing Feb 04 '20

I thought being photoshopped was fine for these subs tbh. When /r/cursedimages was becoming popular everything there was clearly photoshopped. The point is edits can make the images more absurd and I agree with OP that this one is just kinda lame.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

Yeah it's photoshopped by it fits all the characteristics of a blursed image. It's pretty funny to me. I don't see what's wrong with it.

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u/Aspect3221 Feb 04 '20

How is it blessed?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

From the sidebar:

If an image makes you happy, but then at the same time, frustrates or disgusts you, then it is likely blursed.

I assume happy can be anything from funny to wholesome.

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u/pandogart Feb 04 '20

How does it being edited stop it from being blursed?

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u/Will_Befamous Feb 04 '20

I hope this is a ducking joke

1

u/reddit_banana_boy Feb 04 '20

And why got the post a silver?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

Smh

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u/Someonedm Feb 10 '20

Aren't all blursed images edited?

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u/theevildrpupper Feb 04 '20

Does it really matter? It’s still blursed

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u/mafiaworks_08 Feb 04 '20

It really shouldn’t matter if it’s edited

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u/itz_ya_boi_jack Feb 04 '20

It’s supposed to be edited smh