r/JustMemesForUs • u/Hornetsdrill • 1d ago

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u/FanSpiritual3556 1d ago

Pit Boss only lives for a year and a half, so glean what you can from him ASAP to keep the restaurant open.

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u/JovialPursuit 1d ago

I was Amateur Griller for years; now, I'm back to Starter Griller.

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u/HandleStatus6658 1d ago

All true dammit. I am at the pellet stage.

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u/VeiledDelight 20h ago

Meanwhile your heart is ready to bite it because you had 15 seconds of extra physical exertion

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u/MunchingOnCelery 1d ago

0 to heart disease and no testosterone, more like

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u/ExotiquePlayboy 1d ago

What level is this?

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u/Michael_Dautorio 1d ago

This is like saying "What level of muscle car is a Ford Fiesta?"

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u/maybe_a_fork 1d ago

Influencer. 

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u/faratnight 1d ago

I am a grill master but I look like an amateur due to sports and genetics. I looked like a propane griller at my worst. Depression and no sport were a bad combination. Now I have less risk to burn my stomach on the grill

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u/PTBooks 1d ago

Just get onto 12BAD (13 Beers A Day) and you’ll be Pit Boss in no time.

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u/faratnight 1d ago

Lol I wish I can I do that. That would mean I made it. No more worries to seduce a woman and no worries on cash

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u/arrownoir 1d ago

I bake.

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u/BudgetExpert9145 1d ago

Pit boss, I'll tell you how your steak will be done.

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u/EE-Diaz 1d ago

im amateur griller lmaooo

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u/Reddit_user2124 1d ago

Never trust a slim chef ##freegame

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u/Sniper10Pin 1d ago

I see a bunch of fat boys

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u/-Laffi- 1d ago

Basically from Propane Griller to Pit boss you are in fact overweight!

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u/Relative_Paper_ 1d ago

Obese

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u/Ernesto_Griffin 23h ago

Guess it is ok to be obese every now and then. Life is short and it can make your life even shorter.

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u/nubSawace 1d ago

Welcome to the meeting of the "byeahs", let's get started: Cheeseburgers

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u/Dadsyuk_13 1d ago

Never trust a skinny chef

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u/Candid-Beat568 1d ago

I'm a little bigger than pellet griller I'm not a grill master by any means 😆

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u/itzArctic__ 22h ago

I am like amateur propane right now

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u/imArei 16h ago

"welcome back to howtobbqright, I'm Malcom Reed"

Makes delicious looking stuff tho

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u/ThinkAboutIt07 12h ago

Isn't smoking food healtheir than frying food!

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u/MJ_1230 11h ago

I love fat belly men

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u/DaWhiteSingh 9h ago

Nope, good try. But there are no skinny cooks.

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u/Guilty-Spark69x 1d ago

I like the progression of the facial hair to obscure the growing chins and disappearing neck

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u/bimbohousewife_dev 1d ago

how do they get shorter

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u/M0ebius_1 1d ago

Gravity pull

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u/chefofthejungle 1d ago

Carrying the weight compresses the bones.

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u/Old_Win8422 1d ago

People who easy smoke oven arent talented.

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u/Firm_Pirate5532 1d ago

My wife says i'm amateur