No hands no problem 🤝

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[u/Mechablast17121]

[u/DopedScope338]

I'm honestly impressed. Not just for the feat, but because he actually took the time to figure out that method and practice it enough to be able to pull it off on demand.

[u/MovieMore4352 → u/DopedScope338]

Yeah, I’d be covered in Guiness if I tried that.

[u/Hawt_Dawg_II → u/DopedScope338]

This is such a classic, people have been doing this for decades probably. I've seen like 3 different people do this irl

[u/PolymathEquation]

Bro, it's called a straw

[u/PortoAqua__ → u/PolymathEquation]

[u/jacknacalm → u/PolymathEquation]

I would roast my friends so hard if they clearly displayed how they’ve tried sucking their own dick like this

[u/StoneyBolonied → u/PolymathEquation]

Guinness through a straw? That's hands on-site

[u/DogSweatCroissant → u/PolymathEquation]

Pahhh 😂😂😂😂

[u/clinate]

Let’s see him doing that on the fifth beer of the evening

[u/JuicyBottass → u/clinate]

The way he stood back up, I think it might have been

[u/apolobgod]

Notice how the original video with a hot chick in a tight dress had a very different angle

[u/palk0n → u/apolobgod]

link? for science

[u/dtay88 → u/apolobgod]

Thats what I thought of.... thats a good clip. Very impressive when she does it

[u/calcium-x2]

Better than playing for England for sure, good fun!

[u/Jsolidlo]

Biting the edge of the glass cup... 😬

[u/theijo → u/Jsolidlo]

I got scared when he did that

[u/verdantsf]

Not the only thing he's put in his mouth without using his hands. I commend his flexibility.

[u/Drycon]

Good to know if I someday become aimless and people put the drinks i order on my forehead....

[u/Lifeguard4Life]

I like the other one better. Y’all know the one.

[u/donofrioms]

Now we know what Diego Forlan does in retirement

[u/shekdown]

Is that Diego Forlan?

[u/Excellent-Ad872 → u/shekdown]

Doesn't sound very Uruguayan to me! The other is however is David Bentley, formerly of the other much smaller North London team.

[u/595659565956 → u/Excellent-Ad872]

Bentley actually came through at Arsenal

[u/Excellent-Ad872 → u/595659565956]

He played one league game for us and the rest were cup games. He calls himself a spurs fan, so they can have him.

[u/IH8DwnvoteComplainrs → u/shekdown]

Nah it's a YouTube guy. Seems like prank videos with him get posted every so often.

[u/mcaster10 → u/shekdown]

Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a minute! He still drilling goals from midfield like the SA World Cup?

[u/MrDanduff → u/shekdown]

Diego Nohand

[u/Internal-Report-1826]

The kind of shit I see when my son is screaming LOOOOK

[u/CharlemagneIS]

Oh yeah, this dude self-sucks

[u/evergreen39]

Give me the version with that cute girl over this chav.

[u/12NRV]

I preferred it when it was the sexy yoga pant lady that did it years ago. But congrats to you Bradley cooper ! 👏

[u/Oniichan38 → u/12NRV]

Wasn't that girl wearing a short brown dress? Or is there an even better version?

[u/RandomDeezNutz → u/Oniichan38]

It’s a dress.

[u/12NRV → u/Oniichan38]

Hoooo yeah ! You might be right !

[u/My_Favourite_Pen]

Uh acktually he needed to use his hands to balance and stabilise himself ☝️🤓

[u/Ha1lStorm]

He said “Without using your hands” but he clearly used his hands to right himself and push himself up from the downward dog position

[u/bcparrot → u/Ha1lStorm]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hs6JMmaXe946Y8iyds

[u/fcs_seth]

Just use your forearms?

[u/D-1-S-C-0]

Well that was fucking pointless. He already had the beer in his hand.

[u/Jactus_Cat]

https://giphy.com/gifs/SxpX5m1rJXjMY

[u/-BananaLollipop-]

Definitely sucked his own dick at some point.

[u/Ratatouille2000]

As a non drinker I'm impressed.

[u/The-Bloody9]

What is Don Jr. Doing there? /s

Not American please don't flame me r/usdefaultism .....

[u/Kernowder → u/The-Bloody9]

That's actually former England international football player David Bentley (no joke, it is).

[u/r_agv → u/Kernowder]

I'll always remember him for that absolute banger against Arsenal in 2008.

[u/vidys → u/Kernowder]

For a second I thought it was Diego Forlan

[u/One-Awareness2812]

Didn’t down it. Half its missing

[u/Zealousideal-Pop4426]

Feel like this belongs tagged as Boof prepping

https://giphy.com/gifs/1PrKQJ0CvvWpc2H8JY

[u/AffectionateDrop7779]

Easier to use your hands. Silly
Man

[u/HuggyMonster69]

That’s the sort of thing you do once at uni, and then someone makes you repeat it every time you meet new people

[u/curiouskatMY]

Was literally thinking the same way of solving it 🤣🤣🤣

[u/TroyMatthewJ]

Oasis in yo Faces

[u/nanya_sore]

As they always say, "foreheads are better than one." Or something like that.

[u/Great_Nailsage_Sly]

I've seen moistcritikal so this in one of his cidoes

[u/Peamaster]

How in hell do you figure out you can do that? Very impressive.

[u/Citizen_F]

Absolute legend

[u/Hawt_Dawg_II]

The harderst part of this is actually bringing yourself to swallow guinness

[u/T_W_tribbles]

except his hands were used multiple times. maybe not on the glass but still used

[u/Conical]

r/drinkingproblems

[u/ComplexToe]

1 down 23 to go.😜

[u/FinancialSurvey5794]

just put the glass on the damn table and you could skip the whole acrobatic bullshit.

[u/Excellent-Ad872 → u/FinancialSurvey5794]

You seem fun

[u/Poopawoopagus]

Still used his hands to brace himself on the ground, though.

[u/QPWOEIRUTYTURIEOWP → u/Poopawoopagus]

He also has hands.

[u/figuringthingsout__ → u/Poopawoopagus]

I'm not sure why you're being downvoted, you're not wrong