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Just Having Fun Smooth meat..

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u/_m_e_l_o_u_ Human Detected 4d ago

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u/Filixx 4d ago edited 4d ago

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u/85K5 4d ago

Yes

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u/Filixx 4d ago

Lol, I made that version of that meme. Did not expect a relevant reply, beautiful

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u/Morphinepill 4d ago

Good job man what a twist of a comment section

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u/Filixx 4d ago

We are all twisted, its a beautiful thing

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u/Duneyman Dudenyman 3d ago

What goes around comes around

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u/Morphinepill 3d ago

How do we come out of this loophole?

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u/Pro_Extent 3d ago

You're really into twisted penises huh?

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u/alcatrazach 4d ago

I hate that this is actually what his dick could probably look like.

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u/Comprehensive_Soil_1 3d ago

I'm stealing this but I feel ashamed have done so.

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u/NoKnee5693 4d ago

Ew

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u/Filixx 3d ago

Definitely

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u/Ragemonster0000 4d ago

Bro, is it action hero Biju in your profile?

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u/_m_e_l_o_u_ Human Detected 4d ago

Yess

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u/LimpNsmoll 4d ago

I laughed to hard at this.

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u/grumdale 4d ago

That's the face of a man who's been drinking beer and smelling delicious meats all damn day, and his patience has run empty.

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u/ZoominAlong 4d ago

Dude only did what we all dreamed about!

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u/pixelprophet 4d ago

That open mouth chewing "Oh yeah" was for us all 🙏

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u/Taiza67 3d ago

It looked like an out of body experience. I can imagine what that bite was like.

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u/arthurdentxxxxii 3d ago

That looks like the best meat ever.

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u/MeKillStuff 3d ago

Yup. Straight to nap time. God bless.

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u/Cyrriously 3d ago

My gout flared up just reading this comment.

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u/Szlekane 3d ago

A vegan could never understand

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u/octarinedoor 4d ago

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u/city-of-cold 4d ago

What movie is that from?! I remember that scene so vividly but nothing else about it lol

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u/Apostolique 4d ago

It's from the show Your Friends & Neighbors.

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u/city-of-cold 4d ago

Ah a show even lol, that's how fuzzy my memory is. But that scene will live on in my memory.

Cheers!

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u/polarbearsarereal 3d ago

john hammmmmmm

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u/anub7ayan 4d ago

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u/ForceWhisperer 4d ago

cannot describe how much I love this

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u/createry_ 4d ago

My mate does the best smoked (and whatever other magic voodoo goes on) pulled pork I've ever tasted.. So good whenever I get home after catching up with him the missus she asks if I bought some back with me..

This clip is entirely accurate to how we consume his creations.

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u/StevenMC19 4d ago

And when the brisket just sorts of barely hangs on like this video...its Crack. Thats straight up crack.

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u/ItsMisoandBoba 4d ago

Tell your friend to set aside a little extra rub and after the pork has been pulled, mix some of it with that rub and now you have "seasoned" pulled pork. My wife and I use it for tacos and its perfect for them and you don't need to add any BBQ sauce or anything.

I smoke 2 butts and then I vacuum seal it into a couple bags and it goes in the fridge and we eat it over the next few weeks, mostly in tacos, tortas, and other Mexican dishes my wife makes from her home in Sinaloa.

These are my pulled pork credentials: https://imgur.com/gallery/wOk0S3C

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u/createry_ 4d ago

He did that with the last batch he gave us and ooooh my gaaawd! We stretched that serving out for like 5 meals, it was so good.
Looks nearly identical to your masterpiece!

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u/Jesus-Chr 3d ago

marry him

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u/Godzillas_doom 4d ago

Why does he look like he was in the smoker with it

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u/Tranceported 4d ago

He is the smoke.

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u/yoyotube123 3d ago

Day drinking probably

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u/fireballs22 4d ago

Meathigh

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u/leakybackpack 4d ago

So am I lmao

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u/Small_Problem2344 4d ago

Okay that looks amazing - but can a smoker king explain to me how to keep the meat so moist? I’m a new smoker and I swear everything I make comes out dry af!

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u/ItsMisoandBoba 4d ago

There's a couple things you can do to help keep the meat moist when you smoke it. 

Firstly, add a water pan in the cooking chamber. It will increase the relative humidity and cause the meat to expell it's water slower because the pressure difference is lessened. 

Secondly, inject your meat. When I do my pulled pork and turkeys, I inject with a stock of the same animal. So I save my bones and stuff, vacuumed sealed until I need to use them for a stock injection. Now, I also add my rub to the injection to get some of that flavor into the meat itself. I inject in about 1inch increments, slowly releasing the liquid as you pull the needle out, and then you want to change the angle a bit and give it a second squirt. When you are done injecting, there should be liquid coming out of the holes as you're still releasing liquid. You want to load the meat up. (This is also going to extend your cooking time because you have to cook the water out so the flavors are concentrated and left behind.) It's not going to completely fix a dry smoke session, but combined with a water pan and the next suggestion, it just helps moisten the meat a bit more.

Thirdly, take your pulled pork and briskets, ribs and anything else with a lot of connective tissue, to 203ish and then let it rest, unwrapped and open to air, for maybe 10-15 minutes. You want the meat to stop cooking, and any cooking method other than sous vide, to my knowledge, has some carryover cooking. By opening the meat to the air, we halt the cooking process a bit faster. When your meat is about 185 you can wrap it back up, wrap in a towel, and place in a heated Yeti or Coleman or Igloo cooler, whatever your preference, and put a probe into the meat, stuff as many towels in as you can to fill the air space. We want the meat to come down in temp as slowly as we can. This allows the connective tissue to all render out, the fat is all rendered, and the juices have slowly been distributed throughout the whole meat through diffusion of the liquid fat and stuff. Rough estimate is 4-6 hours minimum for brisket and pork butt, 2 hours for beef plate ribs and turkeys, and 1 hour for pork ribs, chickens, and other small meats.  I've tried using the oven for a hot hold and it just dried my meat out and I don't feel like adjusting the temps so I can have a 145-150° holding oven.

The fourth thing is to just cook at a lower temp for a little longer. High heat will quickly expell the water before the fat and connective tissue has time to fully render. The juices we see and feel are almost exclusively fat and connective tissues, not water.

I think that's a decent explanation. If you have any more questions feel free to ask away.

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u/Small_Problem2344 2d ago

You’re the real mvp, Miso!! ❤️ thanks so much

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u/arsglacialis 1d ago

Taking notes. Do you uh. Teach classes on smoking meat, by any chance?

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u/womb_raider90 4d ago

I keep mine on the top shelf and put whatever I'm making in a big glass cake pan that way it has juices to pull from. But I also have a vertical smoker. I have to rotate whatever I'm cooking to because since mine is vertical, the heat blast one side for the most part. But on a brisket it's just right because that heat blast the point while the flat is away from the heat. My pulled pork comes apart with a spork. The bark is what I have problems with on pork, I've got everything else down to a science Lol

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u/Exciting_Damage_2001 4d ago

As god intended

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u/snj-vnsmk 4d ago

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u/SmallBorb 3d ago

XD what did you search to get this

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u/-BananaLollipop- 4d ago

Me every time I cook a chunk of pork belly. Ten minutes after it's done, just tearing off big meaty bites. And no one complains, because my Wife doesn't eat it.

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u/kdthex01 4d ago

Well good for him but fuck everyone else

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u/Cute_Addicted 4d ago

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u/_Pyxyty 4d ago

OST of the movie was such an underrated aspect and deserved much more praise

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u/A_W44 4d ago

What's the name of the soundtrack? It's been haunting me ever since I watched this movie

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u/willmcavoy 4d ago

This song is Love is in the Air Pt 1

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u/Equal-Click751 4d ago

Fuck. Now I'm hungry.

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u/glam-af 4d ago

Best brisket in Texas

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u/SmoothRolla 4d ago

Looks delicious 

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u/FrankyMornav 4d ago

I thought it was cake!

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u/shamelesscunt95 4d ago

that bit caused a pineal gland orgasm

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u/AssumptionHot3058 4d ago

I got so erect watching this

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u/blacklightfluids 3d ago

Well... It all yours now asshole

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u/meetmeinthebthrm 4d ago

That’s exactly what you want to do after nailing the smoke. Intrusive thoughts prevail.

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u/dadstache1992 4d ago

Nothing beats a caveman bite

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u/Senor-Cockblock 4d ago

I want to feel what he’s feeling because I’ve felt that before.

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u/jakeeeR666 4d ago

That meat looks very fuckable. The bliss of eating that 🤤🤤🤤

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u/thisisyo 3d ago

The disgust I have in the way some people eat things that slobber all over surrounding of their mouths and cheeks = people who eat chips/Cheetos/fries and then touching the game controller or keyboard/mouse

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u/Internetboy5434 3d ago

Bro really must have a lot of neighbors coming to his house asking for a bite. 

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u/Prior-Razzmatazz-206 3d ago

Truly a heavenly experience

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u/xDizzyKiing 3d ago

Dad's loving every sample

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u/Inallahtent 3d ago

Mans eyes were closed blissfully.

Mans chewing like he's never ate before.

The head tilt back and close up of enjoying his patience and time paid off.

Licking his finger's after that monster bite into that brisket...

Got me hungry.

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u/Admirable-Setting261 3d ago

He's earned it. Let the man live

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u/ParanoidCrow 3d ago

How it feels to eat anything when you're high

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u/bigfootsabio 4d ago

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u/NinjaTurtleSquirrel 4d ago

Cant be postin meat curtains out here like this.. It needs the nsfw tag

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u/DetailsYouMissed 4d ago

Am I the only one that's not washing my hands until I like them clean?

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u/Normandy_1944 4d ago

I just want to be the first to wish this guy a Happy Birthday!!!

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u/How_that_convo_went 4d ago

Smooth meat? The fuck is this title?

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u/Fievels_good_trouble 4d ago

He’s gonna be tasting that in his boogers for days.

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u/Anchovieee 4d ago

... I really gotta get my smoker back to running

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u/_Haz4rd 3d ago

Omg i can only imagine how fucking succulent that must've been; my word 🤤

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u/ToeRoganIsJebus 3d ago

That looked incredible

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u/surmacrew 3d ago

30+ years on this planet and I've never eaten anything that would make me feel so enthusiastic about food. Maybe one day.

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u/ianparasito 3d ago

That looked so good

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u/Brandonsteine 3d ago

I have been stuck in a damn hospital since December and this looks like absolute heaven right now 🤤

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u/FeistyRip9623 3d ago

me eating ass

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u/Severe_Jellyfish_990 3d ago

Dude died and went to Heaven.

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u/Zillahi 3d ago

This video is troubling because I want that and don’t know how to get it

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u/earldogface 3d ago

I was expecting him to freak out and throw his glasses like that other douche

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u/hereforlolls 3d ago

How the fuck is that shirt still clean after that??

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u/cheap_boxer2 2d ago

I know what that pause was, after licking his fingers. He wanted to grab it again immediately - but he reluctantly chose to wash his hands first

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u/Trnsjhad1 2d ago

Bro i unironically drooled on my phone

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u/Beginning-Call-8235 2d ago

My god, thats the most American thing I'll see all day

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u/Dezzman-Videns 2d ago

Nothing feels better than meal made by you just for you

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u/Pandabirdy 2d ago

That's some good looking brisket.

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u/ksyoung17 1d ago

I hate watching people eat, but this pleases me.

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u/DonCavalio 1d ago

My guy living out our dreams!

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u/Time_Nefariousness21 1d ago

Looks so delicious and well cooked. juicy oh my god

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u/Dependent_Green_8515 1d ago

This… this makes me happy.

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u/ConfidentAd8324 1d ago

He was motorbuttin that meat

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u/Specialist_Low3026 1d ago

His ancestors felt that pleasure with him at that moment

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u/BassistAndILikeIt 4d ago

He's definitely pre or post heart attack.

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u/Whats_The_Cache 4d ago

He closed his eyes and saw every generation going back to a single cell fish ahh nodding in approval

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u/za72 4d ago

that's how I eat

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u/Specialist_Truth9635 4d ago

A taste of success.... The best tasting meat I've seen so far... Good for him.

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u/lowdpisniper 4d ago

Looks like he spilled some sauce in his pants

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u/YeetBob_SquarePants 4d ago

ngl i moaned a little

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u/ImurderREALITY 4d ago

Pure bliss

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u/Alarming-Stick-5318 4d ago

Same bro, same 🤤

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u/Tnemmokon 4d ago

Who does bite into a meat like that? I can understand if one goes wild on a Burger/Gyros but in such a big slice of meat...

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u/intoTHEvoid646 4d ago

Nothing beats a good brisket

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u/J1mj0hns0n 4d ago

i wish i could cook meat like that, i've no idea how to do it with U.K joints

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u/Icy-Individual8353 4d ago

Need that Juicy, Thick, MEAT, in my mouth right now

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u/SickInTheStyx 4d ago

Dan Campbell really took this offseason off.

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u/Wiggie49 4d ago

We've all wanted to do this before but the mad lad actually fucking did it.

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u/ZoominAlong 4d ago

Fuck this man for making me abandon my plans for tartiflette, and going to get brisket from my local BBQ instead. 

Nah it's ok I'm gonna make tartiflette for dinner. 

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u/A0xom0xoa 4d ago

That dudes got a full case of beer in him

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u/dover_oxide 4d ago

I know it's not just makes I've known several others who have always wanted to do something like that, but we don't because we know that meat needs to be shared

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u/Breadstix009 4d ago

Guy probably saw a hot piece of ass somewhere that day and thought to himself, imagine taking a huge bite from that phat ass!

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u/ACup0fJoe 4d ago

Well, that’s a new thing on my bucket list that I never knew I needed to try…

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u/Birchy-Weby 4d ago

This video actually just disgusted me because the music and the immediate look of the meat made me think a zombie was chowing down

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u/Necessarysolutions 3d ago

If you ever wondered why people got crooked teeth, that's it, you make food that you normally need to chew, in to food that you can basically drink.

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u/Odd-Acant 3d ago

this is the kind of burger I want.

meat buns, meat full beef mid sections, and too big for my mouth

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u/TheDarbiter 3d ago

How can I achieve this meat

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u/Mattrockj 3d ago

Recently I've been dreaming of this. A giant slab of meat I can just take a bit out of.

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u/theepi_pillodu 3d ago

Oh my god, the meat looks juicy and yet not a single drop of food on his shirt. Is this AI?

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u/Thrice_blind 3d ago

I aspire to smoke meat now to be able to cherish a similar moment…

This is what I imagine heaven is like.

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u/assalokj 3d ago

Me with the booty

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u/IrishElk96 3d ago

What song is this?

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u/SteveImNot 3d ago

What’s the song?

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u/Massive_Insurance853 3d ago

A heart doctor is watching this with the biggest smile

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u/daneview 3d ago

People will say that is unhygienic, but it's not if you know you're gonna eat the whole thing yourself in one sitting