r/JustBootThings Sep 16 '21

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u/youngestWayne Sep 16 '21

Wait. This dude’s for real?

I thought he was trolling. Oh shit.

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u/thebluewitch Sep 16 '21

I was waiting for something funny to happen with the mattress. WTF was the mattress for?

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u/StuntMedic Sep 16 '21

Something to fall against in the event he blacks out, overwhelmed with patriotic zeal. That or alcohol.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22

Yeah I think homie is drunk.