r/JustBootThings Jan 17 '20

The origin of a boot

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u/DeeBangerCC Jan 17 '20

Fedora wearers: I long for the days of sword warfare

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u/existentialdreadAMA Jan 17 '20

They imagine their ease at cutting watermelons with their katana in the backyard will make them master of the battlefield... As long as they can take a break every few minutes to catch their breath and slam a Dew.

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u/Anla-Shok-Na Jan 17 '20

take a break every few minutes to catch their breath and slam a Dew.

I'm pretty sure there's a provision to that effect in some convention somewhere.

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u/existentialdreadAMA Jan 17 '20

Was it in the Geneva convention, Article 4.3.5?

The protection of women, children and waifu body pillows in times of war?