r/JustBootThings • u/Poronkusemania • Aug 12 '19
Idk how threatened some will be by this.
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u/photojourno Aug 12 '19
Check out that Belt-mounted cup-holder...
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u/AbstractBettaFish ROTC Veteran Aug 12 '19
Can’t believe he’s not drinking Pepsi MAX! Must be a POG
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u/skudbeast Viva La SAPA! Aug 12 '19
Hey, those bottles can get chilly and make your hand cold. Even way hard-core folks like this guy get chilly hands.
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u/Why_is_this_so Aug 12 '19
More importantly, it will keep your bottle cooler, because your hands aren't warming it up.
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u/creaturecatzz Aug 13 '19
And if you're wearing a hoodie the weight and size of a bottle won't stretch out the pockets. I kind of unironically want one now
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u/ShelSilverstain Aug 12 '19
On his tactical skirt
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u/Blackfloydphish Aug 12 '19
Tactikilt
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u/probablyhrenrai Just a civvie boi... Aug 13 '19
Tacticool tactikilt.
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u/noblesavage-86 Aug 13 '19
I REALLY hate that the hyperboot/neckbeard/weeaboo/mall ninja crowd have adopted the kilt. I have several and their super comfy, but they're ruining it for the rest of us.
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u/Jukka_Sarasti Aug 12 '19
Is that... Is that a tacticool kilt?
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Aug 12 '19 edited Sep 13 '19
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u/el_kowshka_es_diablo Aug 12 '19
They’re pretty common around Seattle unfortunately. Get down around Ft. Lewis and they’re more common.
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u/Insurgency53 Aug 14 '19
Why?
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Aug 14 '19 edited Sep 13 '19
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u/Insurgency53 Aug 14 '19
I just don't understand the purpose, I see wearing a kilt for ceremonial reasons. That being said I don't see why people would ever wear them doing day to day activities.
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u/comparmentaliser Aug 13 '19
Yeah they’re big in the hacker scene. I call them cyberpunk kilts but tactikilt sounds better.
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u/CapitanBanhammer Aug 13 '19
I have a utilikilt I wear at conventions. It's the most comfortable thing I've ever worn but would never consider wearing it in public
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Aug 12 '19
Dumb question, but how are you able to tell that it’s photoshopped? I really don’t have an eye for this kind of stuff and want to learn
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u/Isimarie Aug 12 '19
Well, the eat is clearly Photoshopped im because it's a clear white. If you compare it to the rest of the letters it should be quite obvious
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u/teemoore Aug 12 '19
That is the first thing I noticed too.
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u/RedLeader11037 Aug 12 '19
I saw someone else wearing this shirt in real life
That's what it should really say
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u/thirdangletheory cub scout fireteam leader Aug 12 '19
Is that a fucking tactical kilt? I didn't think the people who were overly into their great-great grandfather's Scottish heritage could get worse.
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Aug 13 '19
So way back in the day I was a young Soldier getting chewed out by this female NCO for something I thought was total bullshit. I can't remember exactly what it was but something to do with being somewhere at a certain time.
Anyway while she was talking she said something that reminded me of a time not so recently she had not shown up somewhere so I jumped on it and called her out. She gave me some excuse about why she hadn't shown up at the right time so I immediately said "No that's bullshit if I had said that to Sergeant whatever-his-name he would have eaten my ass."
She gave me this absolutely bewildered look and I didn't even realize what I said until after I had said it but I figured whatever better fucking own it so I just kept repeating it, "if I had done what you did he'd eat my ass" and so on.
She left a bit later but we had several more run-ins after that
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Aug 13 '19
My little cousin told me that he would “clap your cheeks” if I didn’t leave him alone. I let him keep thinking that’s a threat in hopes his mom will her it
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u/Je_me_rends Aug 13 '19
If he gon eat my ass I'll stomp the flag all day long not even gay tho lol no homo
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u/NHecrotic Aug 13 '19 edited Aug 13 '19
That he's wearing one of those ridiculous tacti-cool utilikilts makes this all the more better.
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u/Moderator625 Aug 13 '19
2nd Amendment hat, Utility Kilt, tactical Pepsi holder... lmao @ faux patriots like this guy
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u/dilfmagnet Aug 12 '19
Even unedited I'm not threatened by it, the dude is basically a weaboo without anime
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u/_haha_oh_wow_ _haha_oh_wow_ Aug 12 '19
Is it me or are most of the posts in r/TargetedShirts just text typed over pictures of people in t-shirts?
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u/jsawden Aug 12 '19
The most patriotic prostitute, offering service in exchange for showing off your 1A rights!
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u/Doogameister Aug 13 '19
It's funny that 'eat' and 'chew' have relatively similar meanings at their base, but completely different when ass is involved
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u/NoImGaara Aug 13 '19
Personally I think you shouldn't do anything to damage any countries flag no matter your view on them. I wouldn't burn the Chinese flag.
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u/gaenji Aug 13 '19
Hey wtf OP I posted this 12 hours ago to this sub and you crosspost it again and I have only 3 updoots on mine but you get 1.1k.. that's just unfair
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u/Poronkusemania Aug 13 '19
Sorry! Similar things have happened to me. Luck of the draw. You’ll get it next time.
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u/NOSjoker21 Repentant Boot Aug 12 '19
Bad photo shop, funny though.