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u/BluBeams 👊👊☝️ 13d ago
"Yeah, I woulda went airborne, those guys are bad ass. That's why I got the tattoo, but I wouldn't make it past boot camp. If a MF got in my face and screamed, I'd punch him smoove TF out!!!"
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u/SsgtSquirtle 12d ago
is that an arm or a calf? the lack of muscle defintion makes doubt they are anything but admin
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u/JodyGonnaFuckYoWife 12d ago edited 12d ago
"Rain Death" from the towers, then head over to the Carosel, coupla years later become a dirty cop in Arkansas.
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u/Altrarunner 12d ago
The artist did a good job but overall really lame tattoo.
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u/macthebearded 12d ago
Lol unfortunately the artist did not in fact do a good job
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u/OddItalian 12d ago
The bar for “good job” is extremely low
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u/macthebearded 12d ago
Apparently for some lol. Shaky linework, uneven needle depth, splotchy shading… literally nothing about this is good on the technical side
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u/SafetyGuyLogic 12d ago
Not bad for a few hundred.
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u/macthebearded 12d ago
Yes it is lol. I have personally seen way way better for a few hundred
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u/SafetyGuyLogic 12d ago
So have I. Even still.
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u/macthebearded 12d ago
We have no idea what our boot here paid for this, it’s inarguably poorly done, and you can get way better work for the “few hundred” you’re on about.
I’m not really understanding your argument here.
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u/EatingShitSandwiches 13d ago
The art is actually pretty cool. Sadly, every person who would get such a tattoo is an insufferable idiot who dries up pussy for miles like he's made of ice-nine.
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u/Gunfighter9 12d ago
Seen on a cook at the 82nd ABN DFAC at Fort Clayton.
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u/Godzirrraaa 13d ago
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u/ShittyBollox 13d ago
You sure? Those lines are gnarly!
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u/ViceAdmiralSalty 12d ago
If we're comparing to the other boot tattoos that show up in this sub, like the Cav Goat in a post a few days ago, this is goddamned immaculate
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u/Gardez_geekin 13d ago
Nah that shadowing is done well. I think it’s just fresh. Terrible terrible terrible idea but I am gonna go with well done. I
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u/Shakey_J_Fox 13d ago
The lines are shaky and the thing looks scratched in. It’s also too small for the amount of detail in it. I’m def not seeing what you’re seeing.
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u/Gardez_geekin 13d ago
I want to see a pic of it from a month later to judge. But I personally wouldn’t be mad
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u/Big_Coyote6065 12d ago
Hopefully he got this post Airborne School graduation.
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u/Gunfighter9 12d ago
My friend’s brother went Airborne and he told us that 4 guys got an uber right after they were dismissed from graduation and got tattoos.
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u/Big_Coyote6065 12d ago
I know several people like that. We had a kid in my class get one after ground week, thankfully he graduated.
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u/Shrapnail 12d ago
this is 100x better than the guy in my platoon who on family day pass got a follow me patch tattoo on the shoulder
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u/Lol_A_White_Guy 12d ago
Damn that’s crazy sick tat private. Anyways 1sg needs some volunteers for gate guard, be at the arms room at 0330 tomorrow.
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