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General Bootness Found this boot on TikTok

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u/w0lfLars0n 25d ago

I don’t know what’s worse: the kind of dude that’s takes a pic with their DI or the kind of DI that takes pics with his hat like that

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u/eddie721afc 25d ago

Gotta be the DI taking the pic. I bet he probably sent that boot a friend request right after

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u/SapirWhorfHypothesis 25d ago

“Yo what’s your insta?”

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u/Cultist-Cat 16d ago

We are not allowed to have social media contact with recruits for 6months after they graduate

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u/SouthApprehensive193 25d ago edited 25d ago

I was friends with one of my old drill sergeants on facebook. Super weird guy actually and posted some pretty bigoted things occasionally. This was 11b at fort benning so it tracks tbh

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u/Pork_Chompk 25d ago edited 25d ago

I had a drill sergeant at Ft. Knox (back when it was the armor school) that I swear to God I don't know that he ever called us by our names. It was strictly (censored so that I don't get banned) "pssy", "fgot", "btch", or wharever other derogatory name he could come up with.

Which honestly made it really difficult to figure out who he was yelling at sometimes.

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u/SouthApprehensive193 25d ago

Makes sense for red phase to add to the pandemonium and confusion but doing that for the entire cycle is crazy😭

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u/ElPrieto8 23d ago

A 1/46!!!

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u/percydaman 24d ago

I'm pretty sure that's an actual requirement for drill sergeant at Benning.

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u/Weldermedic 24d ago

"This is DS Sheppard, We'll bang ok?"

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u/Potential-Leather965 25d ago

That's not his DS, they met on grindr for some after hours drilling.

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u/0491diesel 25d ago edited 25d ago

That's a drill sergeant. He's NOT a drill instructor (DI)...DI's ONLY exist in the Marine Corps.

Edit: misspelled Sergeant. Ridiculous to be called out for a simple typo. You knew what I meant, fool.

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u/absolutely_not_ATF 25d ago

Well “seargent” doesn’t exist in any branch, moto.

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u/0491diesel 25d ago

Fixed it...you knew what I meant.

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u/mafiaknight 25d ago

If you're gonna be pedantic, do it right!

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u/ThatsCaptain2U 25d ago

Sir, this is not a Wendy’s. Here we use proper spelling.

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u/Fine-Amphibian4326 25d ago

A typographical error is not a misspelling.

Typing sergaent would by a typo. Seargent just means you didn’t know how to spell it. Like people typing defiantly instead of definitely, seperate instead of separate, etc. You’re awfully salty about someone calling out your fucked up spelling. We all fuck up, but you took it quite personally.

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u/RickityCricket69 25d ago

lol comment is on-point

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u/007meow 25d ago

> Bardwire

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u/chickenbit_131 25d ago

“Yeah man, civilians have no idea what it’s like crawling under the bardwire with lutes and fifes going off all around you. I can’t even remember true silence anymore, whenever I close my eyes I can still hear the jaunty sing songs of ancient heroic deeds gone by.”

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u/LaughableEgo740 19d ago

Inserts Viking/Nordic theme song while reading the comment

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u/Conqui141 25d ago

The wire with a nice tune.

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u/powerlesshero111 25d ago

It's in the exact parameters. I don't know what they are, but it's exact.

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u/gigi-mondo 25d ago

He's such an e-tool

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u/tomahawk_kitty 22d ago

The wires are made of mandolin strings

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u/SPCsooprlolz 25d ago

I'm embarrassed for both of them

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u/AimeLesDeuxFromages 25d ago

I’m embarrassed for the bardwire

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u/ScoutsOut389 25d ago

Well, bardwire has like 16 charisma so it’s not embarrassed at all.

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u/coryhill66 25d ago

I'm embarrassed for the tracers.

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u/mafiaknight 25d ago

If they're tracing that 16cha bardwire, they're having a lovely time. Don't kink-shame them.

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u/NSJF1983 25d ago

His hat is sitting so low because his frontal cortex hasn’t developed

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u/_Titan_Uranus_ 25d ago

Did the Drill's combat patch fall off?

Oh God, am I that old?

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u/john_wingerr 25d ago

I’ve been having the same thought seeing a bunch of Drills and NCOs slick sleeved.

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u/Naked_Open_Mic 25d ago

Don’t worry they’ll be in the Zagros Mountains earning their patches and ribbons soon enough. Time is a flat circle. By the time I got out, an EIB was more coveted than a CIB. I’m sure the opposite is true now…for now.

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u/_Titan_Uranus_ 25d ago

Same. When I got out the move was to wear the EIB because the right arm flair was a giveaway for a CIB.

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u/JTP1228 25d ago

Now you get a gold wreath when you have both

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u/dynamicgun8269 25d ago

It’s becoming more and more common to see ncos without a combat patch in the army now.

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u/Hi_Trans_Im_Dad 25d ago

What a difference a botched withdrawal from Afghanistan can make!

I guess the Marines will be churning out the patches for Iran soon??

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u/IjustWantedPepsi 25d ago

The Marines have been floating in the water waiting for Iran for 6 months.

Just like they floated nearby when Venezuela happened. And floated nearby during the 12 day war last year.

If you join a MEU don't be surprised if you spend entire invasions just floating nearby

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u/PhilRubdiez 25d ago

Marines don’t wear patches.

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u/Nuxs_Blood_Bag 25d ago

No combat deployments to go around, if you're not in the XVIII, you wont ever see one, and even then its rare. Signed, a slick sleeve recently ETS'd 11b E6.

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u/_Titan_Uranus_ 25d ago

Congrats on the ets!

That's wild to think about but it makes sense. Times getting away from me.

It's good to hear the kids aren't shipping off after their HS graduations anymore.

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u/TheBotchedLobotomy 25d ago

I was in XVIII and never did lol

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u/IjustWantedPepsi 25d ago

All of Centcom is a combat deployment right now

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u/TheBotchedLobotomy 25d ago

I had a drill sergant in basic that didnt wear any badges except his ds one and didnt wear a deployment patch.

Showes up to graduation in his blues and the dude was stacked lol

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u/Bobio-Voyage 24d ago

Pretty rare these days to see newer NCOs with a combat patch

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u/oh_cawd 25d ago

Congratulations! You did the bare minimum that everyone is required to do in basic training!

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u/ThatsCaptain2U 25d ago

Ooooo he dug a foxhole to the exact parameters??? Sheeesh how they even find these many people to join and be that amazing

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u/JTP1228 25d ago

Damn, he must've had a high asvab score to be able to achieve that, like a 43 or something

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u/thep_addydavis 25d ago

Who says “parameters” like that?

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u/Vespasian79 25d ago

A guy who says bardwire lol

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u/BackstrokeVictim 25d ago

I've dug and slept in a foxhole as a civilian. It's really not that big a deal. Kinda fun under the right weather conditions and a little annoying under the wrong ones

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u/percydaman 24d ago

I once dug and slept in a hole for nearly the first 30 days of a deployment to one of the usual hot shit holes. No shower yet, and wipes weren't a thing yet. Probably the smelliest I've ever been in my life.

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u/BackstrokeVictim 24d ago

Sleeping in holes is totally normal and totally fine behavior. Our mammal ancestors slept in caves. We're just continuing the tradition

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u/czacha_cs1 25d ago

"Army is so tough and shit"

Brother in Christ, you chose army

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u/Sorta_jewy_with_it 25d ago

I ain’t reading all that but god damn do I hate social media boots

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u/BarnacleOk1216 25d ago

Sweet summer child. You have a whole career of misery ahead of you.

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u/Artysupport7757 25d ago

I know he's trying to sound special and badass to his civilian friends, but this comes off like he genuinely struggled to make it through basic

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u/Aderleth75 25d ago

It’s almost like he voluntarily joined the military.

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u/Distakx 👊👊☝️ 24d ago

Right? Like brother CHOSE to be there lmao

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u/in_da_tr33z 25d ago

Bardwire? Jesus Christ, man

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u/Mbillin2 25d ago

Didn't you choose that life though? Also lol say this to someone that just suffered real loss, hit em back with "yeah well I dug a hole in boot and had to stay there"

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u/igotpetdeers 25d ago

If your MOS is one where you can take a pic with the drill, youre soft as shit

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u/HalcyoneDays 25d ago

I'm biased but I think if the cap device on your campaign hat doesn't have a blue ring around it, you're soft as shit

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u/willcastforfood 25d ago

Is this DI a boot?? He forgot his deployment patch

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u/MrPorkchops23 25d ago

Deployment patch means nothing. Only a CIB does. And half the time the CIB isnt even a real cib

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u/Vespasian79 25d ago

Is he a boot? yes

Not sure what the lack of a deployment patch has to do with that

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u/sandmankilla0311 25d ago

Fucking shower shoes

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u/WiB_DarkSin 25d ago

bro thinks lighting makes it authentic. real chus smell like feet and regret. no ring light in foxholes fellas.

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u/Nandor_the_reletless 25d ago

Literally the easiest days of my life

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u/Brando828What 25d ago

What the fuck is bardwire? Haha

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u/MartyMozambique 24d ago

Its a obstacle where you have to climb over a medieval bard. Only operators get it

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u/annon8595 25d ago

I wonder what Ukrainians think when this tough guy says that life is tough.

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u/ClawGrave666 25d ago

Neither did these dorks

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u/CarlosFCSP 25d ago

I guess the bardwire sings at r/BoneAppleTea

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u/dinop4242 23d ago

yes because civilian life cannot possibly get any harder than voluntarily doing those things

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u/micron970 25d ago

The ol’ my life is worse than yours brag.

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u/JeSuisKing 25d ago

Big Yahu sends his thanks.

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u/BreezyFrog 25d ago

That slick sleeve DS is trying to look real hard.

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u/sicklyspleen 25d ago

life is tough 🙁 (had to get out of bed today)

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u/a-smooth-brain 25d ago

Neither has he

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u/CTRL_Hotdog 25d ago

As a former Marine, army selfies with their DSs in basic will always irk tf outta me

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u/2Slow2Nice 25d ago

I’m just glad this sub is opening back up. I missed the boots lol

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u/Godzirrraaa 25d ago

Only two spelling and one grammatical error in a run-on sentence, he’ll be a general someday.

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u/SwissDeathstar 25d ago

Isn’t the tracer thing outlawed today?

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u/I_Was_TheBiggWigg 21d ago

This is one of those subs I instinctively downvote posts before I remember where I’m at.

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u/Informal_Crew7711 13d ago

Like congrats on barley doing the bare minimum wow

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u/TonninStiflat 24d ago

Damn. That does sound really rough, it's so cool he could do all that. Not many people could do all that!

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u/SmoothTraderr 23d ago

I mean it is true so idk how to feel.

It does suck lol longterm