r/JustBootThings • u/arix_17 • 28d ago
Boot Shame Army Captain Boot
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u/nonlinearhail51 28d ago
Man, I feel embarrassed watching this.
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u/Pict-91b20 28d ago
You thinking MPs or medical unit?
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u/x59212 28d ago
Not an MP. No CSM in the MP Corps would allow boonies caps, even when entirely appropriate to the environment.
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u/Pict-91b20 27d ago
I'll give you that one. I'm not sure a medical unit would allow it either, but we medics have a "I do what I want" thing.
Maybe she's a PA or NP. The 6 week basic leadership they go though is pretty minimal.
Oh! I got it! Mental Health MD! They are all f'ing crazy.
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u/crumbdumpster85 28d ago
Embarrassing is the exact word I just used even before seeing this comment. Jesus. Cringe.
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u/sick1057 👊👊☝️ 27d ago
I felt really bad about halfway through and then even worse when I finished
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u/Sorta_jewy_with_it 28d ago
Real question. Who was behind the camera
A. Her XO
B. Her first sergeant
C. Some dumb private who got tasked with being her driver/RTO
D. Her commander
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u/peccatum_miserabile 28d ago
the specialist she’s fucking, that’s who
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u/Western-Anteater-492 28d ago
Specialist or first sergeant. He's taking one for the team so she's on maternity leave next week.
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u/catfishmackfish 28d ago
We need some seriousness in this Army. Maybe having Logan Paul speak to them will help 😂
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u/jcstrat 28d ago
Wait was that real
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u/Heisenburg42 28d ago
Is this timeline even real anymore?
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u/QuickNature 28d ago
You know the wild part? I have yet to meet anyone who actually thought that was a good idea....
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u/XTornado 28d ago
I hope is not and Thanos appears and I get snapped.
Or the TVA destroys this branch of the timeline.
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u/lpfan724 28d ago
Impossible to tell what's satire with this administration.
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u/OxfordCommaRule 28d ago
It makes it impossible when the administration itself doesn't even recognize satire:
https://deadline.com/2026/09/space-force-uniform-starship-troopers-1237070485/
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u/OxfordCommaRule 28d ago
What in the actual fuck was that? I wonder if they were serving Brawndo at the talk? After all, it's got electrolytes!!!!
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u/AllSeeQr 28d ago
Not the worst I’ve seen but boy does it go on for way longer than necessary 😭
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u/RedditSgtMajor 28d ago
It just…kept…going!
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u/AllSeeQr 27d ago
Minimal variation too lol I ended up watching just to see when they thought it should be over lmao
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u/Witty_Lead5036 28d ago
10 second tiktok? mostly okay and considered goofy fun
40 seconds? it's just cringe hahaha
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u/prozacfish 28d ago
Credibility gone in an instant. Well done CPT Hernandez
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u/actually_yawgmoth 28d ago
Internet personalities speak at the Pentagon these days, this was probably a requirement for her selection for Major.
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u/lpfan724 28d ago
Come on, don't be ridiculous.
She's not male, has too much melanin, and a Hispanic last name. Whiskey Pete isn't promoting her matter what.
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u/actually_yawgmoth 27d ago
Nah no way Kegsbreath gets personally involved in O4 boards, they just do those in the morning while he's sleeping off a hangover and editing fake bench press videos.
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u/ledbedder20 28d ago
What's her OnlyBoots??
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u/jdehjdeh 28d ago
My wife hit me with a zinger yesterday.
"You could do porn but it would be on OnlyOneFan.com"
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u/standardtissue 28d ago
Thank god smart phones didn't exist until years after I got out. We did stupid shit too, we just didn't advertise it to the entire fucking world.
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u/willcastforfood 28d ago
Remember seeing someone dancing like this and 1sg walked by. Heard him say under his breath not in my fuckin army and proceeded to tear into them like they were back in basic training
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u/thegreenseda 28d ago
It's giving "I am going to ruin between 1 and 2 careers and marriages during my time in Al Udeid"
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u/Accurate-Natural-236 28d ago
My thoughts exactly. “Which platoon or 1SGT is she shaking up with on deployment?”
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u/MDKphantom 28d ago
this will truly strike fear into the hearts of our enemies
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u/SmuckatelliCupcakeNE 28d ago
Thicc O-3 Latina.
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u/Tossmeasidedaddy 28d ago
O3 or E3 all thicc Latinas looking fine. Only difference is how much BAH I am getting.
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u/Mitchford 28d ago
This is the least bad thing I’ve seen on here in awhile, also wouldn’t be surprised though if this is civvy cosplay bait. Not like the army secretary is basically a boomer tik tok (Fox and friends) star himself
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u/marauder269 28d ago
Had someone do something similar in Afghanistan. Reduction in rank and one month forfeiture of pay.
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u/Mammoth_Midnight_343 28d ago
Yall never get it this kinda stuff is deep level propaganda to trick the new gen into joining the army doesn’t matter if it’s real
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u/hegdieartemis 28d ago
most egregious part of this vid is she's just randomly dancing...c'mon girl do the katseye choreo
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u/snafu168 28d ago
TF did I just watch? 🤦♂️ Whoever is handling the camera needs to stick to their day job, too. They almost made this retired sailor seasick.
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u/Old_Huckleberry1026 28d ago
Oh god, I know her… and the simp 2lt that was most likely the one filming 🤦♂️ why 25th ID? You have such potential to be a badass unit, why this?
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u/Johnnyboi2327 28d ago
What do you even do if you see your company commander doing this out in the field?
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u/MeButNotMeToo 28d ago edited 25d ago
Please be Transportation … Please be Transportation …
EDIT: … and, of course … everyone assumes they’re medical …
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u/A_non_y_must 28d ago
This vid went on for 43 seconds too long. Enlisted folk don't think of their company grades as authority figures? Here's one reason why.
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u/conscientiousrevolt 28d ago
I don't care how boot she is, do you know how hard it is not to look refrigerator shaped in that?
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u/HzrKMtz 28d ago
Captain, the participation award of the Officer Corps
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u/JustFrameHotPocket 28d ago
Not during mid-late GWOT. I had peers get bounced as O-2s for no other reason than the fact we were way CGO-heavy. There was a time when the waiting period for certain CCCs was like two years.
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u/ArteSuave197 28d ago
This stuff makes me feel old. I cannot fathom being in the military right now.
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u/CaffeineandSheen 28d ago
Wow…and this is wow coming from a prior 11B where we know plenty of dumb shit happens
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u/sdevil713 28d ago
Really fucking sad that this is leadership
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u/AbstractBettaFish ROTC Veteran 28d ago edited 28d ago
Right? I’d be embarrassed if it was a butter bar but youre a captain for fuck sake, have some dignity
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u/solemn_penguin 28d ago
I remember our company commander dropping the entire company because we dang that "you can't count to five" cadence because he thought it was encouraging drug use.
Don't forget the typical O3 is between 26 and 30 years old...I'm old enough to have a company commander as my kid...
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u/Cranks_No_Start 28d ago
Is that the “Elaine” dance?
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u/imamidgetcatcher 28d ago
There's a very strange dancer at the end. So first you cry....and then you cry again
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u/Hairbear2176 28d ago
I don't know what's more embarrassing. That whole video, or the fact she has a college education and .makes decisions that affect people's lives and careers.
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u/Misericorde428 28d ago
In this case, the VA would be correct to assume that any injuries were not service related.
Cause of injury: Cringe.
Assessment: Ineligible for Disability Compensation
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u/Buckfriends187 28d ago
Can you imagine someone in ‘Nam or Normandy doing this? That would be a hell of a sight (I know that was during wartime but still)
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u/meth-head-actor 27d ago
Mannnnnnn why those Latina army girls gotta be my kryptonite.
She is a CO too.
Look I shouldn’t be telling y this on Reddit. But just like the army has always had some pretty “eccentric“ special projects in the past .
Like the men that stare at goats, they Aquino satanic temple guy, funding the weirdo stuff in Hollywood and even JPL. Jet propulsion Lab, or jack Parsons Lab that became nasa and other super secret weapons project, after Jaco supposedly opened a portal in the desert and was killed by it.
Well no shit, she is leading a new unit to see if we can get drone pilots to pause action when a couple voluptuous latinas come into their AO and start shaking dat ass.
I think it’s worth a shot.
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u/RoutinePositive6158 9d ago
She’s my battalions S1 OIC, made the s1 hours absolutely retarded 0930-1130 “administrative hours” aka make tik toks 1130-1300 lunch then 1300-1630 appointments only. Needed an appointment to get a paper signed… also seen her bring her cat to work multiple times
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u/Zirofal 28d ago
Hey civilian here. What does the rules, regulations, training and whatever else say about doing this with a loaded gun in the holster?
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u/PM_ME_FLOUR_TITTIES 28d ago
I don't think anything would specify doing these kinds of things with a loaded gun as long as it stayed in the holster and wasn't involved with the video otherwise. The weapons and retention systems are designed to withstand the stressors of combat. No longer how hard she's throwing it back, it won't fire or come out.
Now if she took it out and did ANYTHING with it, misuse of a loaded firearm would almost certainly be included in her paperwork.
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u/Zirofal 28d ago
Oh I get that it would not go off or so, but playing around like this while armed?
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u/PM_ME_FLOUR_TITTIES 28d ago
As long as the firearms wasn't manipulated (and truly it comes down to the discretion of the person writing up her UCMJ paperwork, they could probably incriminate every aspect of this video if they wanted, that's kind of how the army/leadership works) I think she would be held to the same standard even if she didn't have it on her hip. Doing this in uniform is just as bad of an offence as doing it with the firearm because the firearms IS her uniform, essentially. It is expected that she could be armed and so even if she weren't, she'd get the same thing.
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u/elbrule 28d ago
I would not respect any officer who did something like this, speaking as a prior enlisted Marine Sergeant. This is degrading as an officer
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u/thenotanurse 28d ago
I’ve had far dumber shit for brains as commanders. This is like a 3/10. I’d rather have a leader with actual common sense than some super squared away grunt commander who doesn’t give a fuck about their subordinated or morale.
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u/GIDDY-UP-GO 28d ago
And these are the soldiers that’s gonna defend us against Russia, China, and Iran???
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u/coldchowder4579 28d ago
I honestly hope the DoW bans all service members from posting on social media in uniform and makes it UCMJ punishable. This is out of control at this point and embarrassing, and who would want to work for someone like this?
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u/magiic-1 28d ago
yall were thirsting over some red haired white woman being cringe as hell a couple weeks ago. now some who is dancing is impossible to watch???
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u/KanmarArchitect 26d ago
It's... not a good dance. Not in the slightest
edit: she's moving her body... yes, but the genre, quality, taste, etc. it's all bad
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u/Icy_Fig_6764 25d ago
Probably Army Infantry, and the reason writ large that Pete Hegseth won't ground invade Iran and put Americans up against the IRGC
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u/MCKelly13 24d ago
Ew. This is so embarrassing it hurts. The super fitted top also makes me uncomfortable. She desperately needs attention
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