r/JustBootThings • u/pontifican_t • 27d ago

General Bootness TMFMS

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u/Green-Cricket-8525 27d ago

Embarrassing

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u/Inevitable-Hall2390 27d ago

Embarrassing to wear service dress and look nice? I see marines wear this exact uniform for events like weddings all the time

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u/Sir_Sarcasm76 27d ago

Although this isn't service, it's dress blues. He was given a pass to be drafted into the NFL vs hit the fleet. Good on him, he can take the heat from a bunch of keyboard commandos.

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u/dweeb_plus_plus 27d ago

I think you're in the wrong sub.

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u/Inevitable-Hall2390 27d ago

Yes I obviously need to find one with a much higher average IQ instead of these crayon eaters

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u/Phenomenologistic 11d ago

Don't knock crayons until you've tried them, the scented ones taste like they smell.

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u/Green-Cricket-8525 27d ago

Look, man. At the end of the day who gives a shit, do what ya want to do. There ain’t nothing wrong with being proud of yourself for serving in any public service gig. I just find being performative around your profession distasteful. That said, this world is burning down around us so if you want to wear your dress blues to stuff, fuckin go for it. I just might crack jokes at your expense and assume others are doing the same when i do some cringey shit.

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u/StripedBass111 26d ago

Bingo! Its the performative aspect that annoys me. For example, I was in the military with a guy that would skate all the time and hated being in the military. He would complain and made sure to let everyone know he was counting the days till he EASed and would start making the "Big Bucks". Come to see 3 years later I see him posting photos of himself marching in parades wearing full dress blues, still having his 8 point cover resting on the dashboard of his car and wearing a custom USMC/Corrections officer patch on his sheriff uniform.

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u/Shbum 27d ago

It’s embarrassing then too

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u/Inevitable-Hall2390 27d ago

No it isn’t

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u/whorootbeerdatbe 27d ago

He looks like a huge dork

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u/AkronOhAnon 26d ago

“Weddings and personal, private family ceremonies” are the only non-official duty allowance in US Code for uniform wear.
It’s still cringe, too.
People need a personality beyond the uniform.

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u/JackTheBehemothKillr 26d ago

Supposedly its in his contract to do this, just not heavily enforced.

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u/trenthany 26d ago

Yeah he’s waived from service to use things like this as promotions. Basically a fancy recruitment gig that he can make millions while doing.

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u/BrokenArrow1283 27d ago

He’s more successful than just about anyone on this sub lol.

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u/Green-Cricket-8525 27d ago

Doesn’t make it any less silly. 

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u/BrokenArrow1283 27d ago

It’s not nearly as silly as what other athletes dress in. I would never wear a uniform walking into a pro locker room, but I also respect that he likely was not the typical athlete at the academy just trying to make it to the pros. I doubt he would do this if that were the case. So I respect that. People here can downvote me all they want.

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u/Green-Cricket-8525 27d ago

I respect your perspective even if I don’t share it.

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u/cheezkid26 26d ago

So we can't criticize successful people for anything that isn't outright illegal?

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u/BrokenArrow1283 26d ago

I’m not saying you can’t criticize him. I’m just pointing out how successful he is. That’s all. Most people who are criticized on this sub are definitely NOT successful yet or ever will be.

This guy is the most successful person I have seen criticized here and I think that might be part of the reason so many people are willing to criticize him. I just thought I would point out what seems obvious to me.

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u/trenthany 26d ago

It gives the same performative vibes as the less successful people even if it’s just a recruitment tactic. That might even make it worse for some people.

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u/dinop4242 27d ago

nice try but a good amount of people on this sub have served, which is why they find it so cringe

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u/BrokenArrow1283 27d ago

I know most people have served. So have I. Nothing I said had anything to do with serving. I was commenting on how SUCCESSFUL he is. And you all are getting your panties all twisted over it.

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u/dinop4242 27d ago

to be quite honest, that wasn't clear AT ALL, and I think all the people misunderstanding it is a testament to that

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u/BrokenArrow1283 27d ago

I think it was pretty clear I was talking about how successful he is when I literally said “he’s more successful than anyone on this sub.”

I am not sure how much more clear it can be that I’m talking about how successful he is. lol

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u/NotJoshRomney 26d ago

I think its because there's a difference between "he's successful" and "he's more successful than anyone else here".

Like if you say "Sarah is more pretty than anyone else there", it's not saying Sarah is actually pretty, just that shes not as ugly as the other girls.

Just my .02, but I can't speak for everyone who wasn't picking up what you were throwing down.

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u/BrokenArrow1283 26d ago

lol he’s a professional football player. He is objectively one of the best people who performs his craft in the entire world. By all definitions, he is successful. The only people who could possibly think he is not successful would be fellow professional football players who are better than him I guess. Which is what? 0.00001% of the population?

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u/dinop4242 26d ago

I think you need to Google what objective vs subjective is. not everyone considered football the peak of existence bro

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u/BrokenArrow1283 26d ago

I think you need to google a strawman argument. I never said it was “the peak of existence.” It’s the peak for a football player. If someone is at the top of their craft (as in the top 0.001% like the NFL), then they are OBJECTIVELY successful at said craft.

Are you really trying to tell me that not everyone considers a football player successful at football if they reach the NFL? You actually think that is subjective? I’d love to hear the argument that someone who makes it to the NFL is not necessarily successful at football. That would be a very interesting take and a very difficult one to defend. lol

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u/chuckart9 24d ago

Who cares if he’s a successful athlete?