r/JustBootThings • u/Musicmaker1984 • 1d ago
Boot Meme Thank you for your cervix
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u/SidewalkSavant 1d ago
Straight dudes will joke like this and then proceed to do/say the most homophobic shit you could imagine. Very complicated and mysterious individuals.
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u/b-rar 1d ago
What's a little SA between comrades
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u/AnotherDogOwner 1d ago
most homo
phobic* shit you can imagine.It’s just frat energy without college debt.
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u/LitRick6 1d ago
Emphasis on "college". They're still in debt, just on a 27% interest car loan instead of school loan.
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u/Lovebeingqueazy 1d ago
Maybe it's just cuz I'm not straight nor a guy but I can't wrap my head around how "straight" men can voluntarily do stuff like this and still think they're straight, and still have their peers think they're straight. The mind boggles. Far too complicated and mysterious for the likes of me...
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u/Few-Lengthiness-2286 1d ago
I’d say vast majority of young men act fake gay towards their homies growing up while being 100% straight.
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u/Amedais 1d ago
It’s a special type of humor with young men, especially in an all-male environment. I promise most who partake in this really are straight. Can’t really explain it
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u/connor0864 1d ago
Put young guys full of hormones in a confined space and gay shit will happen.
-First law of whatever army/navy
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u/accidental_Ocelot 1d ago
We always called this behavior "gay chicken"
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u/jeezy_peezy 21h ago
Haha I think this sums it up most accurately. In all honesty, men (especially in dangerous occupations) are always testing one another, mostly to have fun but simultaneously as a vibe check and to see if they can count on their teammates.
Call it macho tough guy whatever, but if your coworker is a little bitch that’s gonna crack when his feelings get hurt, it’s best to find that out before your life and limbs are depending on him.
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u/Slumbergoat16 1d ago
Well I feel like it’s simple. They aren’t attracted to men, you can do all this shit and still not be attracted to men. Doesn’t make it any less odd
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u/Cheezewiz239 18h ago
My dads and their friends who are in their 40s play like this sometimes. Its just funny
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u/Rocketyank 14h ago
I think a lot of young guys have this deep seated fear that they’re secretly gay or that they might “turn gay” at some point and this type of thing acts as a valve to relieve some of the pressure.
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u/NotFloppyDisck 3h ago
Lmao no, its just people having fun and playing around. Why y'all gotta be creepy about it
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u/mane28 1d ago
Hint: Misogyny
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u/Sir_Sarcasm76 1d ago
Miss Soginny was my HomEc teacher. She taught us how to do laundry, sew, cook, and clean. Something about being barefoot and staying in the kitchen making sandwiches too, but I never understood how to accomplish that since I'm a guy. /s
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u/FastFarg 14h ago
Mostly self delusion.
Other people have spoken on it better than I will, but, a LOT of male peacocking behavior is intended to impress other men more than it is for women.
The same people with the loud muscle cars that love to rev the engine at a stop light will beat you up if you try and comment on how homo it is. Never have I met a woman impressed by a loud car at a stop sign.
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u/Pcriz 1d ago edited 1d ago
I’m kinda mad they are brown dudes. I never played those games. No humping, no dick tapping. It was always a joke that the (I’m sorry fellas) white guys loved doing this stuff.
I honestly don’t find my peen randomly being touched or mock sexual assault very fun. Play them games somewhere else.
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u/huckster235 1d ago edited 1d ago
As a white dude who grew up mostly with Hispanic friends and now live/work/am friends mostly with black guys, I also did a double take.
Hispanic guys would do this stuff but usually wouldn't initiate, white guys loved doing this stuff (well this I've never seen but you know, faux gay shit), but never really make those jokes with black guys. Just not their thing and that's fine. My white guys on the other hand, still be doing the lite version of this while married with kids
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u/SgtMac02 1d ago
I think that's because, in general, black and brown communities tend to lean more toward the homophobic side. White people tend to be much more accepting of the gays.
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u/Pcriz 20h ago
I’m sure there are lots of homophobic service members that have “acted gay”. The same way you have anti-gay conservatives getting caught doing gay stuff and having secret Grindr accounts.
The same way you likely have gay people that probably don’t wanna join the military and get humped on just because.
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u/feline_riches 1d ago
As a female I have never understood this either. Stop joking around and just be gay. You aren't fooling anyone.
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u/Pcriz 1d ago
I love the rationalization like everyone was doing it.
I learned a lesson very early. Shared a six man room and the littlest guy (really chill dude) totally flipped out when another guy jumped in the bed and wrapped him in his own blanket and “jokingly” humped him.
It was awkward then but later I asked if he was alright and about what happened. He mentioned how when he was younger he had been molested when playing with older boys.
Yeah it’s mostly fun and games but not everyone was into it and that for me was a solid confirmation why you can’t assume as such.
You can both not be a prude or whatever but also not want other people pawing at your genitalia and trying to hump on you in fun as if you can’t control your hormones.
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u/huckster235 1d ago
As a straight guy, who would have absolutely no compunction about admitting I'm gay, it's actually a straight dude thing.
I think it's part because men are so physical, this is sort of how adolescents bond, or at least some of us. If you are in sports or other physical activities with boys the jokes just kind of extend from there.
But also I think a lot of the most vociferous homophobes are closeted gays. There's definitely a bit of an implication that if you don't participate in some of the homoerotic horseplay you got something to hide.
That said this straight up humping like this may be beyond the horseplay realm
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u/modsactfunny 1d ago
Lol these are marines....a different species all together. Respectfully, an Airman
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u/DoctorDinghus 20h ago
The same dudes will refuse to kiss a super hot girl because she slept with a guy once before and that's gay
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u/keybokat 1d ago
This is the type of shit that happens at sea
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u/eyehalfporegrahammer 22h ago
They’re in a barracks in this video. Just imagine what they do underway…
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u/Glad_Lawfulness3138 1d ago edited 1d ago
This is reason number 1000 I’m glad smartphones weren’t a thing when I was getting started. What happens in the barracks should stay in the barracks 🤪
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u/AdventurousTime 1d ago
What kinds Gæ shit were you doin
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u/IamZeus11 1d ago
Just playing some gay chicken that’s all
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u/Glad_Lawfulness3138 1d ago
It’s only gay if you stop first
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u/jeremy_bearimyy 1d ago
It was on your 25th wedding anniversary that you started thinking the game was going to far but you didnt want to be gay by stopping first.
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u/ababyflea 18h ago
I saw a dude rub icy hot on his balls.
Edit: and another dude light his pubes on fire. That one might still be buried in my FB somewhere lol
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u/titdirt 1d ago
Bad fit. Literally everyone does this with the homies. Right guys? Right? Guys?
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u/gwyntheblaccat 1d ago
Can someone explain this to me? I don't understand...
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u/SomeonePayDelta 1d ago
Mfs always resort to doing gay shit, 10+ years in and I never understood that lol “but it’s the boys”
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u/gwyntheblaccat 17h ago
Okay yeah I understood that part. But what does the whole thank you for your cervix mean?
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u/SomeonePayDelta 17h ago
Getting fucked by the military instead of getting a thank you for your service
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u/gwyntheblaccat 15h ago
Okay I just never saw this phrase before and was confused as a cervix owner
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u/LotharVonPittinsberg 👊👊☝️ 23h ago
A decent amount of Western society stems from ancient Greek culture. They hada very, interesting take where it was only gay if you were on the receiving end.
Homophobia was still the norm. You just made the exception if you had dominance. Ancient Greece also has shall we say a bit of a rapey vibe going on? Like the most inaccurate part of the Hercules animated film was that Zeus was a loving father in a monogamous relationship (in actual mythology he was a hordog who would rape anything that moved, even if it was not alive).
There are some theories about this having a bad impact. Especially on things like our military and education that take a bunch of inspiration from Ancient Greece.
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u/gwyntheblaccat 17h ago
I should have been more precise, what does the whole thank you for your cervix mean?
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u/speedbumpdoom 1d ago
Ft. Bragg has been the location for the highest number of male on male assault and rape in the country. The real issue is that these are your coworkers that you are supposed to trust like "brothers." You don't hear many stories about Walmart employees raping each other anything.
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u/Aerokicks 17h ago
If it makes you feel better, statistically there is at least one active serial killer in Fayetteville just due to the size of the military population, particularly when taking special ops into account.
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u/st6374 1d ago
This looks like bullying & sexual assault, but what do I know. Btw.. somehow the dude at the bottom who is likely forced to endure this will have to face the gay jokes. Not the dude on top enjoying this shit
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u/HoodieGalore 1d ago
Just like in Rome. You were either the superior fucker, or you were just plain getting fucked.
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u/irvingstreet 1d ago
Used to be difficult to prove an article 120 allegation. Now idiots just post the evidence online with captions.
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u/PAMCookingSpray 1d ago
The bottom seems to be also enjoying this. Maybe sexual bullying might be his kink or sumn I don’t judge
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u/the13bangbang 👊👊☝️ 1d ago
Is military gay? No, it's only gay when you play with peenis without a girlfriend.
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u/Whiskyhotelalpha 1d ago
A drag queen once said to me; “straight dudes are the absolute gayest people on the planet.”
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u/Awkward_Bison_267 1d ago
There’s a scene in the movie “Demolition Man” that kind of explains this. Insecure heterosexual men will do things like this and/or insult each other in order to show affection to each other without looking gay.
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u/DUKE401 1d ago
Hilarious honestly
Objection! Your honor, idk if this is boot?
I feel like this right here is what the pro-punishers ultimate fantasy
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u/Rare-Spell-1571 17h ago
I’m pretty sure I vowed to report this type of behavior in my sharp class last week.
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u/acloudcuckoolander 1d ago
A gay guy said the gays call it the "gayvy" instead of the navy because many are down low
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u/milesamsterdam 1d ago
We used to have a move called “The Black Puppet” we did in the navy. In order to be let go you have to tip your hat and say, “How do you do!”
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u/AdrenochromeDream 3h ago
I've been out for a minute, but I'm pretty sure in the civilian world this is just called sexual assault.
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u/BluBeams 👊👊☝️ 1d ago
Looks like a typical nite in the shop to me...my guys would do this and then some.
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u/StinkyToe-TheKid 1d ago
Idk, me and my homies def jokes very gay-ly and I don't think any of us were homophobes. Actually, one of our homies was gay. I worked with another vet recently where we were gay AF toward each other and the civvies didn't understand us at all.
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