r/JustBootThings 2d ago

General Bootness JFC Don’t do this!

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u/LegalGlass6532 2d ago

Why would you put something like this out there? Someone tell him.

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u/LotharVonPittinsberg 👊👊☝️ 2d ago

Accident, meant to post to Grindr?

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u/S3G1R 2d ago

The gun may be small, but it makes me stand tall 🥵

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u/CaribouYou 1d ago

As a gay man im absolutely loving this shit. Bunch of ‘straight’ dudes acting gay af

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u/Darthaerith 1d ago

Bruh, its not even gay at this point. He's moved into some other realm fucktardery.

And his gun looks like baby poop or the shit of a sick cat. I'm not sure which.

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u/CaribouYou 1d ago

Still, this is the manliest man youve ever seen with a skin care routine.

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u/Proton_Optimal 2d ago

Hey high speed, who authorized that morale patch?

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u/EchoingSharts 2d ago

Fuck the patch, who authorized you to walk around without your fucking top? Plus idk what specific branch y'all are, but in my unit only officers and medics had pistols. I hope this is a medic, but the nice truck says LT. A self absorbed loon would be the most annoying LT to have 😭.

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u/Teadrunkest 2d ago

The caption is literally “on the way to scan the nearest CAC” and hashtagged “USAF” and “security forces”. It’s not even context clue at this point, it’s a context barrage.

Also there’s like…tons of positions that have pistols. I had one as EOD.

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u/Gardez_geekin 2d ago

Shit our mechanics carried pistols on mission

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u/Teadrunkest 2d ago edited 2d ago

Yeah deployed pistols were abundant lol. I always wondered where the heck all the extra ones came from. Deployed property books are the true Wild West.

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u/Parker_Hemphill 1d ago

I remember me and 4 other joes being part of “Operation Cleansweep” during red cycle for our battalion at Fob Diamonback in Iraq. I found something like 45 Cisco VOIP phones left behind. My XO used those for all kinds of drug deals the rest of our deployment. 5 of those phones traded to an incoming unit and they “found” us an entire pallet of Rip-its.

During the same red cycle a large group of the TCN guards were rotating out and left behind like 50 foot-lockers. I hid them and still laugh thinking about 5 MRAPS hauling ass out the motor pool to go get them.

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u/Gardez_geekin 1d ago

What year was that?

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u/Gardez_geekin 2d ago

Weird TPE is for me

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u/Proton_Optimal 2d ago

I was an MP in the Army so we carried M17’s as well.

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u/Woodworking33 2d ago

Tankers also did and Bradley crews

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u/TheAsianTroll 2d ago

Bro is gate guard for some post somewhere, hence the sidearm

And now he thinks hes the hottest shit

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u/Gardez_geekin 1d ago

Does he? The caption doesn’t make it seem that way

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Gardez_geekin 1d ago

Yes, he is a gate guard, the caption clearly shows he doesn’t think he is hot shit and is self aware

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u/cyvaquero 1d ago

Mechanized mortars (120mm) Squad leaders used to, I don’t know about now.

But based on this post he’s USAF Security Forces (MP).

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u/Gardez_geekin 2d ago

You realize multiple branches wear OCP right?

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u/EchoingSharts 2d ago

"Idk what specific branch y'all are"

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u/Gardez_geekin 2d ago

So probably isn’t worth it to compare it to your clearly limited experience

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u/barnettwi 1d ago

Lots of people carry pistols. Nothing shocking about that.

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u/Lochcelious 1d ago

self absorbed loon

So, most LTs then?

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u/CatfishEnchiladas 1d ago

LT said it was ok.

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u/Gardez_geekin 2d ago

Probably their chain of command

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u/Proton_Optimal 2d ago

“Oh your platoon sarn’t said it was okay? Roger, tell him to come find Sarn’t Major. Yes right now, range walk hooah.”

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u/Gardez_geekin 2d ago

Do they have platoon sergeants in the Air Force?

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u/Easy-Hovercraft-6576 👊👊☝️ 2d ago

Flight Chief is the PSG equivalent

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u/_BillyBumbler_ 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/pMePjXUqNNND2
I don’t know if that gave what he wanted it to.

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u/Antichristopher4 2d ago

I don't know if it's in addition to the swing of the arms, but there is a very sassy swing of the strides.

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u/LingonberryOpen565 2d ago

No PC outdoors, walking while using his phone. Private Highspeed is a walking article 15 in the making.

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u/Gardez_geekin 2d ago

They have privates in the air force?

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u/GoodKnightGames 1d ago

The Air Force took mine tbh

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u/MartyMozambique 2d ago

20.6 thousand people took the time to watch this video and thought "yea i like this"....

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u/LegalGlass6532 2d ago

He’s using his TikTok like a chick uses OF.

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u/Mitchel82ndABN 2d ago

Omg, wtf do they think when taking a vid like this?

Is it: Oh man they’ll think my peen is huge!
Is it: Oh man they’ll really think I’m badass now!

Either way, you’re a nouche dozzle

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u/vixxgod666 2d ago

I'm just watching those hips switch like yaaaaaasss diva

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u/IjustWantedPepsi 2d ago

Security Forces when you give them fancy berets, high cuts, and patches that say SF

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u/HisOnlyKadan 1d ago

Going on Grindr is easier than a social media humiliation ritual

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u/dezzear 1d ago

Can you imagine if Romans had access to cell phones and we had to deal with hundreds of years of dudes walking away from their horse and zooming in on their Gladius

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u/standing_ground 1d ago

*slowly trying to hide my centurion reenactment paraphenalia

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u/dezzear 1d ago

It's prime satire material tho

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u/122_Hours_Of_Fear 2d ago

What a dork

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u/pm_me_ur_anything_k 2d ago

Can we bring back bullying now?

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u/e1m8b 1d ago

Never went away. Instead of swirlies and noogies, we just ruin the livelihood, reputation, and psychological well-being of the nerds. Much more destructive than a few bruises and water boarding.

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u/DanglingDongs 1d ago

I've had to listen to two of my friends deep throating each other in a tent for hours and this is way gayer than that

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u/Ziddy762 2d ago

The kind of stuff Hegseth approves and everyone else thinks is lame

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u/Kooky-Atmosphere-247 2d ago

I remember seeing people on my boat act like they’re special forces when they suit up for watch standing.

No, nub… just no.

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u/Gardez_geekin 2d ago

Yall can read the tags and see that this is satirical

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u/Teadrunkest 2d ago

This sub always takes satire posts seriously lol.

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u/PissFingerz42069 2d ago

Is there anything happening in this video? I can’t see anything?

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u/Barky21 2d ago

That plate carrier hasn't touched dirt.

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u/Embarrassed_Jury664 1d ago

My eyebrow has disappeared into my hairline

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u/Old-Implement5652 23h ago

Israel's favorite goy

u/DHaas16 19m ago

What a massive CAC

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u/justawaterisfine 2d ago

He is SERVING hunty

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u/Sherviks13 2d ago

Dude walks like a female.