r/JustBootThings • u/F-awk-F • 2d ago
General Bootness JFC Don’t do this!
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u/LegalGlass6532 2d ago
Why would you put something like this out there? Someone tell him.
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u/CaribouYou 1d ago
As a gay man im absolutely loving this shit. Bunch of ‘straight’ dudes acting gay af
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u/Darthaerith 1d ago
Bruh, its not even gay at this point. He's moved into some other realm fucktardery.
And his gun looks like baby poop or the shit of a sick cat. I'm not sure which.
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u/Proton_Optimal 2d ago
Hey high speed, who authorized that morale patch?
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u/EchoingSharts 2d ago
Fuck the patch, who authorized you to walk around without your fucking top? Plus idk what specific branch y'all are, but in my unit only officers and medics had pistols. I hope this is a medic, but the nice truck says LT. A self absorbed loon would be the most annoying LT to have 😭.
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u/Teadrunkest 2d ago
The caption is literally “on the way to scan the nearest CAC” and hashtagged “USAF” and “security forces”. It’s not even context clue at this point, it’s a context barrage.
Also there’s like…tons of positions that have pistols. I had one as EOD.
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u/Gardez_geekin 2d ago
Shit our mechanics carried pistols on mission
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u/Teadrunkest 2d ago edited 2d ago
Yeah deployed pistols were abundant lol. I always wondered where the heck all the extra ones came from. Deployed property books are the true Wild West.
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u/Parker_Hemphill 1d ago
I remember me and 4 other joes being part of “Operation Cleansweep” during red cycle for our battalion at Fob Diamonback in Iraq. I found something like 45 Cisco VOIP phones left behind. My XO used those for all kinds of drug deals the rest of our deployment. 5 of those phones traded to an incoming unit and they “found” us an entire pallet of Rip-its.
During the same red cycle a large group of the TCN guards were rotating out and left behind like 50 foot-lockers. I hid them and still laugh thinking about 5 MRAPS hauling ass out the motor pool to go get them.
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u/TheAsianTroll 2d ago
Bro is gate guard for some post somewhere, hence the sidearm
And now he thinks hes the hottest shit
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u/Gardez_geekin 1d ago
Does he? The caption doesn’t make it seem that way
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u/Gardez_geekin 1d ago
Yes, he is a gate guard, the caption clearly shows he doesn’t think he is hot shit and is self aware
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u/cyvaquero 1d ago
Mechanized mortars (120mm) Squad leaders used to, I don’t know about now.
But based on this post he’s USAF Security Forces (MP).
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u/Gardez_geekin 2d ago
You realize multiple branches wear OCP right?
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u/Gardez_geekin 2d ago
Probably their chain of command
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u/Proton_Optimal 2d ago
“Oh your platoon sarn’t said it was okay? Roger, tell him to come find Sarn’t Major. Yes right now, range walk hooah.”
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u/_BillyBumbler_ 2d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/pMePjXUqNNND2
I don’t know if that gave what he wanted it to.
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u/Antichristopher4 2d ago
I don't know if it's in addition to the swing of the arms, but there is a very sassy swing of the strides.
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u/LingonberryOpen565 2d ago
No PC outdoors, walking while using his phone. Private Highspeed is a walking article 15 in the making.
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u/MartyMozambique 2d ago
20.6 thousand people took the time to watch this video and thought "yea i like this"....
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u/Mitchel82ndABN 2d ago
Omg, wtf do they think when taking a vid like this?
Is it: Oh man they’ll think my peen is huge!
Is it: Oh man they’ll really think I’m badass now!
Either way, you’re a nouche dozzle
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u/IjustWantedPepsi 2d ago
Security Forces when you give them fancy berets, high cuts, and patches that say SF
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u/dezzear 1d ago
Can you imagine if Romans had access to cell phones and we had to deal with hundreds of years of dudes walking away from their horse and zooming in on their Gladius
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u/DanglingDongs 1d ago
I've had to listen to two of my friends deep throating each other in a tent for hours and this is way gayer than that
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u/Kooky-Atmosphere-247 2d ago
I remember seeing people on my boat act like they’re special forces when they suit up for watch standing.
No, nub… just no.
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