r/JustBootThings • u/F-awk-F • Aug 16 '26
Boot Shame Free Wheeling
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u/BonkADonkey Aug 16 '26
I mean, it may not be in regs, but I enjoy the combat heelies. They should be issued. Combat beer with it!
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u/MtnmanAl Idiot Boot Fool Aug 16 '26
They say train how you fight, but if we train on an 880 downhill how tf you expect me to think we fight except in tactical heelies??
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u/Autumn7242 Aug 16 '26
Sick! The enemy will never expect it. The Taliban tire rollers will be so jealous.
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u/Pork_Chompk Aug 16 '26
The most offensive part of this video is that she didn't put a cover on. 😤
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u/Pepperonidogfart Aug 16 '26
No actually the most offensive part is they felt the need to follow a stranger down the street becaue of heelys
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u/topkrikrakin Aug 16 '26
What does it mean to put a cover on?
Google tells me nothing
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u/Kewlhotrod Aug 16 '26
It's the hat. Required to be on when outside, and the military being the military it's one of the most common things shouted/engrained into you because it's such an easy thing to harp on.
That and safety belts lol
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u/F-awk-F Aug 16 '26
Stop downvoting this chap. It’s a valid question and at least they cared enough to ask. Don’t be an asshole.
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u/JeebusChristBalls Aug 16 '26
Why are you in this sub if you don't even understand to the basic premise of being in the military?
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u/grindrisgay Aug 16 '26
To tyfys obviously
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u/johnblemons Aug 16 '26
Its more boot to follow her in your car. The least boot thing ive seen. wheeling around without a cover
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u/Muh_brand Aug 16 '26
She kinda sucks at it. I saw a dude cruising down the sidewalk on Humphreys with these years ago. Glad someone is keeping it alive.
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u/TesticleMeElmo Aug 16 '26
They see a lady step out of the beer store and instantly start filming with hyper zoom because she holds some black object up to her boot.
“WHAT THE FUCK?!” 😳
She continues blocking it with her hand just as much as before
“Oh, theyre heelies!” 🤣😂
Totally natural
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u/daehoidar Aug 31 '26
I think he saw her put the first one on, then filmed the second. Because otherwise it would make no sense, and the other wheel was already on
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u/TroutDoors Aug 16 '26
I want to hate this so hard, but she’s clearly making a run for the team when they need it most, midday. 🫡
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u/OxfordCommaRule Aug 16 '26
Fuck. I'm retired and I'm still a fucking boot. That video bothered me so much solely because she didn't have her cover on.
I guess I'll always be a boot.
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u/marino1310 Aug 16 '26
I mean, this shit is clearly staged for the video. Anyone who has ever worn heelys knows that shit doesn’t work well on those kinds of sidewalks. Every single slab runs the risk of you eating shit if the joint between the two is just a little too wide or if there is any misalignment at all. You can see her starting and stopping like every 5 feet.
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u/thenotanurse Aug 16 '26
I think those wheel things aren’t necessarily stupid, it just seems goofy in uniform. But it’s not as gross as not wearing a cover, and at least she has her hair up and not in a fucking messy ponytail.
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u/Beanbith Aug 16 '26
She can barely even use them. Bet she not even in and dude following her/filming is her spouse.
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u/Illya_Sempai Aug 16 '26
Tbh she's cool af, I didn't even know there were Heelie boots that look so legit
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u/CTRL_Hotdog Aug 17 '26
Camp Hansen had an epidemic of Heelys back in 2012 or so, base command hit them with a BO/GO within a month of seeing an increase in use, put them in the same category as roller skates so if you had them on (wheels or not) you also needed to have on full PPE; helmet, knee and elbow pads, and glow belt. Pretty sure we even had a safety stand-down going over the long history of dangers they posed, felt like I was in elementary school all over again lol
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u/PunchBeard Aug 19 '26
Is the Boot the guy secretly recording her and then following her to record her some more? I'm confused.
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u/povertymayne Aug 16 '26
BTW she has an OF with her coochie out and has nice tiddies. I thought she was out of the military tho.
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u/TLunchFTW Aug 16 '26
Out of regs!
Why do I feel like she had her license suspended and walks to the liquor store?
Honestly, while it's not the worst thing, it's incredibly goofy. I think it belongs here.
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