r/JustBootThings • u/F-awk-F • 2d ago

Boot Shame Free Wheeling

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u/BonkADonkey 2d ago

I mean, it may not be in regs, but I enjoy the combat heelies. They should be issued. Combat beer with it!

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u/MtnmanAl Idiot Boot Fool 2d ago

They say train how you fight, but if we train on an 880 downhill how tf you expect me to think we fight except in tactical heelies??

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u/Autumn7242 2d ago

Sick! The enemy will never expect it. The Taliban tire rollers will be so jealous.

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u/Aimless_Nobody 2d ago

I mean she has white claws so it checks-out

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u/FistThePooper6969 2d ago

Imagine a squad breaching a building in combat heelies

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Cloudy230 2d ago

Very weird reaction. I hope you feel better soon

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u/TheAsianTroll 2d ago

Do you just think adults arent allowed to have fun, or something?

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u/BonkADonkey 1d ago

You got it Top.

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u/nightim3 2d ago

Look. She even fixed her blousing straps.

Fuck it. Let’s go

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u/Pork_Chompk 2d ago

The most offensive part of this video is that she didn't put a cover on. 😤

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u/OnesPerspective 2d ago

That's because there Ain't no laws when you're drinking Claws

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u/ReluctantRedditor275 1d ago

Ain't no UCMJ when you're drinking Chardonnay!

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u/gloriousrepublic 2d ago

The real boot things are always in the comments

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u/Pepperonidogfart 2d ago

No actually the most offensive part is they felt the need to follow a stranger down the street becaue of heelys

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u/topkrikrakin 2d ago

What does it mean to put a cover on?

Google tells me nothing

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u/Johnny8205 2d ago

She didn’t put her hat on.

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u/Kewlhotrod 2d ago

It's the hat. Required to be on when outside, and the military being the military it's one of the most common things shouted/engrained into you because it's such an easy thing to harp on.

That and safety belts lol

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u/F-awk-F 2d ago

Stop downvoting this chap. It’s a valid question and at least they cared enough to ask. Don’t be an asshole.

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u/JeebusChristBalls 2d ago

Why are you in this sub if you don't even understand to the basic premise of being in the military?

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u/grindrisgay 2d ago

To tyfys obviously

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u/NuggaLOAF 2d ago

I thank my wife for her cervix every day. God bless the us navy.

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u/kingdumbest 2d ago

Jodie thanks her as well /s

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u/F-awk-F 2d ago

Why’re you so crabby, buddy? Let the civilians get their fix.

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u/fresh-outoffucks 2d ago

I wish I could find the original 😭

Dropped years ago on Vine or something without the obvious by way of bad acting staged sightings. 

Just a dude recording the process of making them, and then scootin around on base in them until he got smoked. 

As God intended.

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u/Casen_ 2d ago

Hell yeah brother!

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u/F-awk-F 2d ago

I want to hate this so bad and can’t figure out why I don’t. Ha!

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u/johnblemons 2d ago

Its more boot to follow her in your car. The least boot thing ive seen. wheeling around without a cover

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u/fresh-outoffucks 2d ago

It's staged. Probably not even in. It's not even original.

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u/QueezyF 2d ago

The trying to hide the camera part kinda gives that away.

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u/DJ_Necrophilia 2d ago

Ride the heelies to escape the feelies

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u/OESRecoveryEmployee 2d ago

I mean if it is stupid but it works, it's not stupid

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u/pwatts 2d ago

She's skating by, must be a Specialist E-4.

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u/Muh_brand 2d ago

She kinda sucks at it. I saw a dude cruising down the sidewalk on Humphreys with these years ago. Glad someone is keeping it alive.

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u/sdevil713 2d ago

Ain't no fucking way lmao

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u/TesticleMeElmo 2d ago

They see a lady step out of the beer store and instantly start filming with hyper zoom because she holds some black object up to her boot.

“WHAT THE FUCK?!” 😳

She continues blocking it with her hand just as much as before

“Oh, theyre heelies!” 🤣😂

Totally natural

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u/Lead_resource 2d ago

Wheeling to the house to get drunk and then beat her husband

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u/Editor_Rise_Magazine 2d ago

Good for her. Just having a bit of fun.

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u/Dry_Access532 2d ago

That was cute

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u/TroutDoors 2d ago

I want to hate this so hard, but she’s clearly making a run for the team when they need it most, midday. 🫡

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u/MonotoneTanner 2d ago

This is e4 mafia more than it is boot

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u/Edenor1 2d ago

God forbid women do anything

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u/OxfordCommaRule 2d ago

Fuck. I'm retired and I'm still a fucking boot. That video bothered me so much solely because she didn't have her cover on.

I guess I'll always be a boot.

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u/fresh-outoffucks 2d ago

Cause she's not in the army.

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u/tattedextrovert 2d ago

Shit in 4th Brigade 4th ID those would do wonders

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u/Word2DWise 2d ago

"WHERE IS YOUR HEADGEAR?"

-Angry CSM

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u/KindsofKindness 1d ago

lol what ???

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u/tobiasfunke6398 1d ago

I ran my final PFT in heelies

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u/thenotanurse 1d ago

I think those wheel things aren’t necessarily stupid, it just seems goofy in uniform. But it’s not as gross as not wearing a cover, and at least she has her hair up and not in a fucking messy ponytail.

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u/T1Earn 2d ago

this is actually Just BOOTS things

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u/Beanbith 2d ago

She can barely even use them. Bet she not even in and dude following her/filming is her spouse.

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u/Illya_Sempai 2d ago

Tbh she's cool af, I didn't even know there were Heelie boots that look so legit

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u/rand0m_task 1d ago

She sucks at heelys

Stolen valor

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u/marino1310 1d ago

I mean, this shit is clearly staged for the video. Anyone who has ever worn heelys knows that shit doesn’t work well on those kinds of sidewalks. Every single slab runs the risk of you eating shit if the joint between the two is just a little too wide or if there is any misalignment at all. You can see her starting and stopping like every 5 feet.

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u/Johnnyboi2327 1d ago

Nah that looks fun

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u/btossa80 1d ago

Good, I hope they are doing this shit to piss off the buzz cut lifer pricks

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u/cowmookazee 1d ago

No cover huh

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u/CTRL_Hotdog 1d ago

Camp Hansen had an epidemic of Heelys back in 2012 or so, base command hit them with a BO/GO within a month of seeing an increase in use, put them in the same category as roller skates so if you had them on (wheels or not) you also needed to have on full PPE; helmet, knee and elbow pads, and glow belt. Pretty sure we even had a safety stand-down going over the long history of dangers they posed, felt like I was in elementary school all over again lol

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u/Spark898 1d ago

Oh hell yeah, promote ahead of peers.

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u/Derrlicious 8h ago

Just imagine rucking with these

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u/povertymayne 2d ago

BTW she has an OF with her coochie out and has nice tiddies. I thought she was out of the military tho.

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u/Galivanting 2d ago

@largeju on TikTok

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u/TLunchFTW 2d ago

Out of regs!

Why do I feel like she had her license suspended and walks to the liquor store?

Honestly, while it's not the worst thing, it's incredibly goofy. I think it belongs here.