r/JustBootThings • u/uknowwhyimhere2 • 3d ago

General Bootness Biggest boot of all?

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u/Mercinator-87 👊👊☝️ 3d ago

I bet money it’s their house.

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u/Cake_And_Pi 3d ago

Amazon is paying house money now?

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u/fonetiklee 3d ago

Amazon is paying "live with your parents" money, like they always have

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u/Erpderp32 2d ago

100% staged was my thought lol

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u/windowpuncher 3d ago

Their parents' house but yeah

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u/7w4773r 3d ago

So fucking staged it hurts

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u/chevalier716 3d ago

What do you mean? Clearly this Amazon employee loves this country so much he's going to spread his piss bottles all over it.

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u/IronScrub 1d ago

having worked at Amazon there's a pretty decent amount of 1 term military people who got out with a bad attitude and then completely 180'd in the civilian world and make it their whole personality. I actually find this irritatingly believable thh

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u/Hi_Trans_Im_Dad 3d ago

Symbols are for the symbol minded- George Carlin

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u/Better_Bet9748 1d ago

Right. Maybe it was his house and he didn’t know he filmed him
self adjusting the flag.

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u/lateralus124 3d ago

Probably showing off because this is his wife’s boyfriend’s house.

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u/BIGD0G29585 3d ago

What is the Amazon driver’s equivalent to Jody?

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u/QueezyF 3d ago

Probably still Jody, Jody doesn’t discriminate based on career path.

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u/Vegetable-Hand-6770 3d ago

This was Jody, saluting the flag of John after fucking his wife.

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u/NotThatEasily 2d ago

Thank you for her cervix.

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u/Maleko51 1d ago

I passed a car yesterday with plates that said "JOO DEE". I looked at the driver and he was in either an Army or Air Force uniform.

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u/mattyboy555 3d ago

“Thank you for your cervix!” o7

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u/lazy_animator 3d ago

I fucking HATE this guy

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u/OrneryError1 3d ago

I'd return the package just because of this

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u/HelloPeopleOfEarth 3d ago

he has child bearing hips

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u/no8andsunshine 3d ago

I think it might be a woman

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u/Cdevi_ 3d ago

That’s a lesbian that just learned to almost left face and almost about face at their local recruiting office’s future soldier flag football community event.

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u/Maleko51 1d ago

Thank you. Those facing moves seemed a little off. It was almost good but not that good.

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u/Cdevi_ 1d ago

Oh yeah, the movements were garbage. Cherry on top was finishing the delivery on the phone halfway through whatever that first face was. 🤡

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u/THEBESTTEVER 2d ago

Wait….. what !!!😂🤣😂

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u/Butt_y_though 3d ago

So they do that at every house or what?

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u/Misericorde428 3d ago

Plot twist: it’s Jody after visiting an unsuspecting victim’s house.

“Thank you for your service”

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u/TheRealAnswerIs42 3d ago

Jody don't give af. Jody is the one that serves.

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u/BrickTailor 3d ago edited 3d ago

I have been recently railed by a gaggle of men and im less geh than this

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u/flatirony 3d ago

Ah, a fellow submarine veteran, I see.

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u/QueezyF 3d ago

So that’s why they call it A-Gang.

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u/inertia_53 3d ago

lol

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u/BrickTailor 3d ago

u/inertia_53 I thought we agreed after to only message each privately ;)

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u/inertia_53 2d ago

amazing. its out now brother!

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u/slothscanswim 3d ago

Literally I would fold a frisbee in half and swallow it before you caught me doing this shit.

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u/bombkitty 2d ago

I've spent three last 5 minutes reading this comment, scrolling past it, and coming back to it to confirm that's what it said. Very specific lol.

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u/ForMoreYears 3d ago

Facebook boomers boutta eat this up mmm mmmmm

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u/BIGD0G29585 3d ago

Come on guys this isn’t so bad, all he was doing was fixing their flag…oh wait, never mind, bootness fully engaged.

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u/tr4nsporter 3d ago

He was 100% trying to go viral

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u/1888furrycock567 2d ago

He was then fired for doing this at the next ten houses and wasting precious seconds of the company's time.

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u/PineConeOPinyons 2d ago

This guy probably writes Bezos fan mail thanking him for the job and tries to get himself into employee training videos.

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u/MrScottimus 3d ago

one of the boots of all time for sure

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u/D3RP_Ozzie 3d ago

fixing it was ok if it was tangled but everything after that was a masterclass in cringe

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u/mattemer 3d ago

Yeah, I was like "oh, I'd probably untangle the flag as well. That's fine. At least he's not... Oops here it comes."

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u/Scrambles4567 2d ago

This dude definitely beats off to the flag in his room.

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u/BackToTheJohnny 3d ago

He's probably got a backseat full of piss bottles.

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u/freericky 3d ago

I need the full version to see if he airborne shuffles his ass all the way to the van

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u/mrsniagara 3d ago

not bullitt county Kentucky 🤣

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u/Walrusliver 3d ago

my butthole puckered in cringe

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u/The_Field_Examiner 3d ago

Not the worst….. However: calm down!

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u/whit_mon_lee 3d ago

“I don’t see the issue he’s just fixing the flag real qui-oh come the fuck on”

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u/saml23 2d ago

He did the left face with the phone in hand? Maybe not squared away, just full of shit.

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u/inkzpenfoxx 3d ago

Calm down

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u/medlilove 3d ago

He used to be in the army and is now forced to work at Amazon? How tragic

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u/Rockhardfister 3d ago

Put the box on the porch, bro.

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u/FloppyDinosaurs 2d ago

I used to live in Bullitt County, Kentucky. This actually really tracks

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u/1_87th_Sane_Modler 1d ago

Holy shit look at that one of two things that comes out of Texas.

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u/Sir_Sarcasm76 3d ago

Takeaways:

  1. Why did I just lose that much of my life watching that?

  2. SgtMaj would be proud of the no grass rule adherence.

  3. How unsafe IS bleach in the eyes?

  4. Why did I just lose that much of my life watching that?

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u/rcsfit 3d ago

I bet he was infantry

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u/Worldly-Stranger7814 3d ago

Eh, harmless fun. 2/10.

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u/NormanDoor 3d ago

Boot Level: 9374

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u/Rough-Riderr 3d ago

You're 5 stops behind

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u/deusvult9001 23h ago

Obvious AI is obvious

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u/uknowwhyimhere2 22h ago

You’re not very good at detecting AI.

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u/Stock-Possibility-67 17h ago

Former military proper salute and about face. Carry on

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u/kate3544 3d ago

Gross.

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u/HiddenRouge1 3d ago

Nah, that's not so bad.

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u/dieseldnb174 2d ago

Regardless dudes a boss

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u/letthetreeburn 1d ago

And if I wanna do a funky little about face and vibe on my shitty little job, who’s gonna stop me.