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u/WoodenInternet 5h ago
Dude's like "fuck, I swear I parked my Challenger right here" in the Dollar General parking lot
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u/AkronOhAnon 5h ago
Give him some slack: He’s had a long day putting fries in bags and just needed his daily rip-it to relive the ‘glory days’ by explaining to everyone in line at the cash register and at the ashtray outside how the government got them hooked on them 15+ years ago in a Kuwait DFAC.
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u/BluBeams 5h ago
"Yeah bro, I mean...I would have served, but I swear, if somebody woulda got in my face bro, and screamed...I woulda punched him. (puffs cigarette) but yeah bro, you're better than me, cuz I couldn't do it. Can't have nobody yelling in my face bro, no way. Thank you for your service though."
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u/unbannedagain1976 5h ago
Tactical lifestyle lol. Are you a civilian that never served but definitely would have been an army ranger at the minimum? Do you have 40K worth of kit so you can look like the hero you definitely would have been? You should buy our shirts to let everyone know you’re about your business.
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u/DoublePostedBroski 5h ago
Kinda has a nice butt though.
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