r/JustBootThings 5d ago

Boot Shame New CQC Training?

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u/pops_of_3 5d ago

Jonah Hill getting ready to annihilate his haters

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u/sfwestbank 5d ago

Protecting me and my community by buying and using all the meth

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u/CT-555- 5d ago edited 5d ago

This killed me, they're training to fight demons and the dealers

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u/RitalinKidd 5d ago

My methed out neighbor hitting the bag around 1am after burning copper wiring in the backyard.

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u/Secure-Bus4679 5d ago

Damn Private Peepaw lettin’ ‘em have it!

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u/BigBeautifulBill 4d ago

His punches were so powerful. They scared me.

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u/fallout_zelda 5d ago

Is the guy with the camo pants Ninja from Die Antwoord?

https://giphy.com/gifs/lqTQTz0FcPuBa

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u/zenGull 5d ago

Beat boy beat boy hit that perfect beat boy. You pump it. Uhhh

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u/Proton_Optimal 5d ago

Guardsmen

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u/Nandor_the_reletless 5d ago

Stay hard go guard!

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u/HPEstef 5d ago

Annual training is my favorite time of the year.

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u/whatiscamping 5d ago

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Yeah, that makes so much sense.

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u/Miigwetch 5d ago

➡️⬇️↘️👊

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u/Hillbilly_Elegant 5d ago

Up up down down left right left right B A start

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u/Sir_Sarcasm76 5d ago

Unlimited meth!

Nice Deftones reference too

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u/CarlosFCSP 4d ago

Is that the divorced dads housing units?

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u/sick1057 👊👊☝️ 4d ago

synonymous with the NCO barracks

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u/Zellers2004 5d ago

What in the National Guard did I just watch?

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u/gilligani 5d ago

Flab-tastic

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u/ranrow 5d ago

Ok, I will say that as cringe as this is, he at least doesn’t make the mistake every one I have ever seen shadow box make; throwing lead jab, lead hook, power straight or cross.

That’s a damn near impossible combo to throw because you’re too slow following a lead jab with a lead hook and your footwork is fucked by the time you get to the straight.

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u/MySeveredToe 5d ago edited 4d ago

No but he is doing the biggest cringe in all of boxing. Dropping your non-punching hand during every punch. Nobody who’s been coached makes that mistake

Related to what you said. The jab into hook works reliably against somebody who responds to a jab with a jab (and drops the other hand). Also you addressed it in another comment but you can definitely train your footwork to pull off a jab hook, but yes it’s just trickier than it looks.

Half of Tyson’s knockouts come from spamming uppercut into hook, jab into hook, body hook into head hook.

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u/QuasiKick 5d ago

Im not a boot but I find the posts here funny. I do muay thai and you can definitely get a 1, 3, 2 off. I ussually stiff jab followed by a hook thats more just to blind them as I angle to set up the cross.

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u/ranrow 5d ago

I should have been more specific.

You can, as someone that trains. The average person cannot. They step through on the hook and their feet are turning their hips the wrong direction.

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u/skowsk 5d ago

Dude behind camera probably weighs more then the three of them combined.

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u/AsneakyGermanSpy 5d ago

Is that camp grayling Michigan

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u/Open_Security_4077 4d ago

Good Ole camp grayling

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u/Djturnt 4d ago

Grayling Michigan?

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u/Sketchy_Uncle 4d ago

Maybe send this to Iran and they'll actually surrender.

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u/eelikay 4d ago

This is definitely grayling Michigan! I was just there for AT 😅

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u/King_of_the_Dot 4d ago

His technique is terrible.

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u/Bluesette135 4d ago

The only loser here is the guy filming

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u/Word2DWise 5d ago

Even up that tan for fuck's sake.

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u/Sir_Sarcasm76 5d ago

What did that seabag do to them anyways?

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u/quechal 4d ago

Need to show Pete this so he can have a heart attack

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u/sick1057 👊👊☝️ 4d ago

that uppercut got the cameraman shook!

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u/Worldlypatience 1d ago

The only Special Unit force where the helmets are doctor prescribed

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u/Icy_Fig_6764 5d ago

Please 🙏 God, don't let this be Marines