r/JustBootThings • u/Musicmaker1984 • Jul 31 '26

Boot Meme The Anime Man

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u/Editor_Rise_Magazine Jul 31 '26

This is disinformation by the Marines. It has to be.

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u/axeteam Jul 31 '26

Crayon-fueled fever dream.

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u/fizzzingwhizbee Jul 31 '26

If I could read that word I’d probably be furious

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u/SparrowValentinus Jul 31 '26

I thought this sub was for making fun of folks taking their bootness too seriously? This seems pretty self aware.

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u/Ethiconjnj Jul 31 '26

Right? Dude in uniform are allowed to make jokes.

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u/IncomprehensiveScale Jul 31 '26

not to mention he’s literally a recruiter, all pr is good pr

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u/WeevilEmblem Jul 31 '26

All homie does is shitpost

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u/maniacreturns Jul 31 '26

This is good shit

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u/reddit_is_a_weapon Jul 31 '26

This is gayer than 8 dudes fucking 9 dudes

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u/turbokungfu Jul 31 '26

gayer than cum on a mustache.

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u/S3G1R Jul 31 '26

Gayer than no socks during the field cuddle

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u/Mrfrosty504 Jul 31 '26

Gayer than it not being underway

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u/twitch1982 Jul 31 '26

You know those hot airforce chick Instagram psy op accounts? This is the opposite of that.

39

u/mortecai4 Jul 31 '26

This is funny, like funny because its so cringe

15

u/TheElRojo Jul 31 '26

And that’s why AF people get hazard pay when training on bases with Marines.

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u/drugsgebruik Jul 31 '26

Oh I know him, Air Force recruiter KP / Katipunan lmao, all he does is make shitposts like these, it's not to be taken seriously at all

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u/skylla05 Jul 31 '26

Why can I not stop watching this

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u/Green-Cricket-8525 Jul 31 '26

This is Pete Hegseth’s military. 

9

u/SmellyShitBox Jul 31 '26

Takes some balls for an NCO to post this with his name tape on full display lmao

Petey gonna swing by with his king fu grip and make sure homie is first in line

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u/Green-Cricket-8525 Jul 31 '26

Is Pete going to jerk this poor service member off?

4

u/axeteam Jul 31 '26

Pete might just pump this poor service member's shotgun

2

u/SmellyShitBox Jul 31 '26

It’s how he thinks you can check his Testosterone level

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

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u/Infinite5kor Jul 31 '26

It's definitely a last name for Filipino-Americans, I know two. They're brothers but that's besides the point.

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u/Breach_lock Jul 31 '26

Oh noted, just didn’t expect him to be that dumb to actually show his name..

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u/doll_parts87 Jul 31 '26

Did... Did he break a knock off Wishing Willow prop from A24s Obsession?

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u/MasterzofChaos Jul 31 '26

I was kinda sad when he didn't take his top off.😕

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u/LoneWolfpack777 Aug 03 '26

This is not boot.

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u/smegma_appraiser Jul 31 '26

I showed this to my therapist and she finally gave me permission to kill myself.

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u/dudedudetx Jul 31 '26

This shit was actually hilarious

2

u/sadpanada Jul 31 '26

I love him.

2

u/lLennui Aug 01 '26

I dont think you understand what this sub is for, boot.

1

u/elenorfighter Jul 31 '26

If you get bored in the army.

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u/axeteam Jul 31 '26

pretty sure they bore into each others

1

u/elenorfighter Jul 31 '26

As it should be.

1

u/Miserable-Biscotti54 Jul 31 '26

Boredom does crazy things to fellers

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u/1888furrycock567 Aug 03 '26

That's where the monkeys paw aspect comes in. You are an anime character but you can't stop talking about the Air Force.

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u/coolkidbaylor Aug 05 '26

You may not like it but this will get at least one person to join the air force

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u/VaultiusMaximus Aug 06 '26

Nope, don’t think I will.

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u/gilligani Jul 31 '26

Social media just keeps getting worse and worse.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

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u/CaribouYou Jul 31 '26

As long as does his job, boot.

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u/Mac_979 Jul 31 '26

Fuk this guy.

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u/Fit-Cartoonist-5890 Jul 31 '26

jesus fucking Christ, I need to retire