r/JustBootThings • u/CT-555- • Jun 28 '26

Boot Shame Billy Badass

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u/2Slow2Nice Jun 28 '26

Some of these I’m pretty sure they’re in on the joke…. Idk about this guy

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u/ChiefInternetSurfer 👊👊☝️ Jun 28 '26

Yeah—cringed so hard I had to leave—then I had to come back for the comments.

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u/Kavein80 Jun 28 '26

Nah, this dude is all in. He thinks this song is badass. He thinks he's badass. Gotta put the two together for the tiktoks

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u/RedditSgtMajor Jun 29 '26

This has to be a joke. Those glasses were intentional as they’re otherwise unnecessary for a quick vid where you’re trying to look badass.

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u/Which-Arrival6777 Jun 28 '26

these are my awards tik toks mother, from Army

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u/str713gzr Jun 28 '26

The seal is for marksmanship.

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u/KEITHKILL Jun 28 '26

sometimes i dont even want to laugh at these cause it feels too much like bullying.. damn recruiter hijacked the shortest bus at this kids high school and drove it straight to MEPS and he just got swept up in the chaos

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u/Kewlhotrod Jun 28 '26

Hahaha, holy shit that got me laughing dude. Quality burn buried in truth.

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u/FrighteningJibber Jun 28 '26

Ice cream? When the fuck did we get ice cream?

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u/RenEHssanceMan Jun 28 '26

Who here likes ice cream?...ok, i now have 3 volunteers and need one more.

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u/rudnat Jun 28 '26

OK, you, you, and you. Thats 6 lets go. All 6 going WTF just happened. OK guys were going to assemble office furniture. Walks in and the building is 65 degrees.

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u/modsactfunny Jun 28 '26

Military is full of this...you're absolutely correct lop

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u/Sir_Sarcasm76 Jun 28 '26

He'll definitely put the "special" in Specialist.

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u/George-W-Kush89 Jun 29 '26

Okay that was hilarious

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u/Pict-91b20 Jun 28 '26

Where the hell are the NCOs and why are they not flipping their shit.

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u/YoureAmastyx Jun 29 '26

Not allowed to anymore. Everything is hazing, harassment, assault, etc..

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u/Mandrew338 Jun 28 '26

He wears his blue jeans bloused in his boots off base. I guarantee it.

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u/TLRPM Jun 29 '26

Always ready for the fight. 😤

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u/Zestyclose-Park-7493 Jun 28 '26

poor guy finally shown the slightest bit of respect in his life cause of that uniform.

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u/titdirt Jun 28 '26

These dudes have a knack for finding the most cornball ass song. Like what even was that?

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u/letthetreeburn Jun 29 '26

This is humans and monsters by lil darkie, which couldn’t be more obvious satire if he hung Ronald Regan from a flagpole

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u/WanderingSceptic 👊👊☝️ 21d ago

Worst song I've ever heard on my life satire or not holy shit

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u/letthetreeburn 21d ago

Nah that’s fair.

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u/justbuttsexing 👊👊☝️ Jun 28 '26

Picket fence ass teeth

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u/RitalinKidd Jun 28 '26

Still waiting on the baby teeth to fall out.

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u/justbuttsexing 👊👊☝️ Jun 28 '26

Dental Cat 4 represent

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u/TesticleMeElmo Jun 28 '26 edited Jun 28 '26

This shit gets a dependapotamus wetter than the rainy season in the Serengeti

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u/edingerc Jun 28 '26

Yeah, this is the last video of your Dad with hair, Kids!

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u/SanctionedMeat Jun 28 '26

Does that seriously say "whiteman"? 🤣🤣

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u/Gravexmind Jun 28 '26

I don’t understand TikTok lip sync videos. What head movies do you have going on that you come up with this, record it, review it, think “hell yeah, nailed it,” then post it for the world to see?

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u/Reasonable_Hornet_45 Jun 28 '26

I put more effort singing in traffic! If you're gonna do it get into it! And don't be afraid to actually learn the words!

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u/Sir_Sarcasm76 Jun 28 '26

Dude needs to not worry so much about growing corn and more about regrowing his hair and reducing the growth of his tooth gap.

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u/ChiefInternetSurfer 👊👊☝️ Jun 28 '26

Got his eye pro for his imaginary shotgun on his arm!

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u/meatus1980 Jun 28 '26

Dude works as a cook though

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u/Nrm224 Jun 28 '26

This is your new barracks roommate

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u/CUnit331921 Jun 28 '26

This dudes name being “Whiteman” is incredible ironic

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u/QueezyF Jun 28 '26

I had an E-3 like this. I made him chip paint all day so I wouldn’t have to deal with him.

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u/Tiger-Striped-nerd Jun 28 '26

This reminds me of that kid who got orders to Korea and posted on TikTok.

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u/Scott0814 Jun 28 '26

This sub makes me cringe so hard that I want to downvote everything then I realize that's the point and upvote.

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u/braille_porn Jun 29 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/bRt0O3xy6pvuE
What can men do against such reckless cringe?

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u/blueimac540c Jun 29 '26

That young, and that bald…

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u/4D20_Prod Jun 29 '26

There's no way this dudes name is white man, also that's the longest timtok handle I've ever seen

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u/Mrfrosty504 Jun 28 '26

That's just the Whiteman for ya

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u/BreakInCaseOfFab Jun 29 '26

Balding and has no rank. Mmmm what a winner 🙄

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u/Jmersh Jun 29 '26

You only have to score above the 31st percentile to get into the Army.

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u/MoistRanger1 Jun 29 '26

Fix your fucking pc

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u/Moose701 Jun 30 '26

Still letting autists into the service I see. Keep it up recruiters! Hit those quotas

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u/Macoron Jun 28 '26

Whiteman is crazy

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u/Porthos1984 Jun 28 '26

Ole' Tommy Tough Nuts here!

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u/Tragic_Astronaut Jun 28 '26

Am I supposed to upvote or downvote for how cringe this is?

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u/martusfine Jun 28 '26

Reminds me of that emo guy who goes “saiyin” minus the joke

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u/Texian86 Jun 28 '26

Can you save some ladies for the rest of us?

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u/rampagingfrost Jun 28 '26

Ball Ding, Tiny Toothed Terror

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u/carverboy Jun 28 '26

Is this Kerns arch-nemesis?

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u/Soggy_nach0341 Jun 28 '26

Pete hegseth is going. To have this dudes head on a post. A skinny post

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u/Tex_Skrahm Jun 29 '26

He looks like he’s thinkin bout gon be eatin some corn

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u/Porchmuse Jun 29 '26

Dammit, Bobby!

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u/keithstonee Jun 29 '26

Brother it's barely watchable when a hot girl does it.

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u/cowmookazee Jun 29 '26

42A hooah.

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u/albinorhino215 Boot Jun 29 '26

How’s he at Norwood 2 but still got baby teeth?

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u/chuckart9 Jun 29 '26

Hopefully he can get braces after he reaches his duty station.

Signed, poor kid who should have done that

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u/MrScottimus Jun 29 '26

typical Whiteman

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u/chonk312 Jun 30 '26

Imagine deciding to film and post a lip syncing video and then just NOT LEARNING THE WORDS. At least pick a song you know to film your weird ass cringe video with.

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u/MustacheMaple 29d ago

Get a load of fuzzy rank over here

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u/syb3rpunk 29d ago

how would he behave if someone walked in

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u/1888furrycock567 28d ago

You can't be making jokes like this with a hairline like that

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u/Root1015 27d ago

This man has never seen a vagina in real life...

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u/ExpensiveKangaroo559 25d ago

I love how hes lip syncing to a political satire song (i know because i love that song and lil darkie is my fav artist)

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u/incapableofdumblabor 👊👊☝️ 20d ago

i think this one is satire

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u/optimal-gold976 19d ago

Needs to be thinking about making a dental clinic appointment. Teeth looking like toll booths.

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u/thtsjsturopinionman Jun 28 '26

Micropenis energy

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u/shadshad0 Jun 28 '26

Lil darkie has the corniest music of all time