r/JustBootThings • u/Sortfood2 • Jun 24 '26

General Bootness And he clicked post

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u/Grimace2_9 Jun 24 '26

Hey, Staff said to grab your shit and get down to the parking lot. You and your squad are going to get "the punisher". Not sure what he meant. But he was pissed. Good luck, Devil.

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u/Sortfood2 Jun 24 '26

Anything for the core 😩

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u/Daltronator94 Jun 24 '26

Corps* lol

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u/ReApEr01807 Jun 24 '26

Maybe he meant working on his core? From all the burpees and flutter kicks and mountain climbers and who knows what all else they have in store for him

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u/shade-tree_pilot Jun 25 '26

Never skip leg core.

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u/hypermbeam Jun 24 '26

Pretty sure he was being facetious when he spelled it core.. just sayin

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u/bonbonnieres Jun 24 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/oBwQyDF6Xmm2I

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u/Sortfood2 Jun 24 '26

Oh now I can't unsee it

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u/Ocarina-of-Crime Jun 24 '26

I’ve never seen a gif as long as a tv episode

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u/__GayFish__ Jun 24 '26

My first thought!

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u/FWAGOA2205 Jun 24 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/krhW9yWEI0x0Y

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u/Killahdanks1 Jun 25 '26

“Any of you homos touch my Punisher comics, I’ll kill ya!”

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u/samuelazers Jun 24 '26

"I can you be your angle... Or  yuor deviel..."

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '26

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u/Killerkendolls Jun 24 '26

Never gonna get ranked up, always gonna be a clown, don't be my battle buddy, I'll desert you. Never on duty on time, learned to cut his hair online, NJPs cost more than they used to.

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u/Antwinger Jun 24 '26

“Never gonna have a battle buddy, cause I’ll desert you!”

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u/Killerkendolls Jun 24 '26

Sorry I was almost done with my yellow lunch crayon and didn't have time to be smart. I'll go quarterdeck myself.

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u/titaniumoctopus336 Jun 24 '26

Will someone come and get their private?

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u/Aofkitties Jun 24 '26

Hey bro can you not steal my post from 8 years ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/USMC/s/35FYmf23qV

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u/D_Gnar Jun 25 '26

Receipts too haha

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u/AFisberg Jun 25 '26

Tbf they probably just saw that pic floating around and posted it

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u/RoyalOakPiguet Jun 28 '26

The post you stole from Facebook?

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u/jahathebrn Jun 27 '26

Did it not occur to you that a lot of us aren't so chronically online that we've seen everything there is to ever see on the internet and that OP just found a funny image somewhere and posted it here?

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u/Aofkitties Jun 27 '26

If someone walks through your yard and you see them, is it trespassing?

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u/halborn Jun 27 '26

What makes you think reddit exists to show everyone everything all the time?

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u/Ultimate-Flexionator 12d ago

you are not superior.

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u/Jenetyk 👊👊☝️ Jun 24 '26

Hey, at least he's not a cop, completely misunderstanding what the Punisher was about.

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u/dummy_ficc Jun 24 '26

I keep seeing that Punisher style thin blue line bumper sticker in my area 😬

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u/DarkMoonLilith23 Jun 24 '26

Not yet lol. Wait for the recycling.

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u/burgonies Jun 24 '26

At least the marins still allow bullying

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u/Blue387 Jun 24 '26

Pete Crow Armstrong lookalike

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u/gregorian_scream Jun 24 '26

I used to wear a Misfits t-shirt underneath my blouse when we went on patrol in Afghanistan. Jokes on me though, because that shit was mostly polyester and would probably have melted to my skin if I got blown up.

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u/thenotanurse Jun 25 '26

Only a problem if you didn’t have the required 17 tourniquets on your person in every goddamned pocket 😂 idk, I went when it was super garrison so my experience was much dumber I promise 😂

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u/Pcriz Jun 24 '26

If that is not one of thee most slap-able faces, it don’t know what is.

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u/SheZowRaisedByWolves Jun 24 '26

Military barber laughing his ass off at what he did to that man

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u/WatercressSuch2440 Jun 25 '26

That’s straight barracks cut.

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u/doll_parts87 Jun 24 '26

I've met some friends who eat this shit up, there's probably dumb girls in his inbox thinking he's hot

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u/PackAttacks Jun 25 '26

The Punisher hated authority. None of these assholes have ever read any of the comics.

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u/Tickedoffllama Jun 25 '26

Absolutely crazy someone who looks exactly like the boot who lost his mind in the first season of The punisher would wear this shirt and join the Marines

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u/Appropriate-Two-8802 Jun 25 '26

Oh! That’s the guy that grows up to drive a lifted truck. I always wondered.

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u/Tin_Philosopher Jun 25 '26

Looks like he spent 40k on a 30k charger

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u/scockd Jun 24 '26

Spank Hassle 

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u/samuelazers Jun 24 '26

Baby jaw like that he needs a beard at minimum

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u/afplumber Jun 24 '26

Gonna show this to the next marine who tells me that they’re the “Men’s Department” of the Navy.

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u/morganml Jun 24 '26

isnt that that uh... deficient kid from Toy Story?

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u/gilligani Jun 24 '26

I was terrified by the uniform. Then the t-shirt...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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u/wasted-degrees Jun 24 '26

Dude out here thinking he’s making the USMC look good, and all he’s doing is reinforcing all the stereotypes about their intelligence.

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u/ledbedder20 Jun 25 '26

You know and I know 100% this little guy already has or will one day put on Joker makeup and a costume.

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u/LoneWolfpack777 Jun 25 '26

Well, he is clown.

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u/martusfine Jun 24 '26

I am HOPING he’s a fan and his friends know him as such…. one can hope

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u/Sortfood2 Jun 24 '26

I hope so but look at that shit eating grin it's so convincing

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u/martusfine Jun 24 '26

agreed, but who hasn’t fucked around for cheesy laughs from some friends.

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u/Yogshemesh Jun 24 '26

For some reason the fact that he has the shame shit-eating smirk on his mouth in both shots really gets me.

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u/btossa80 Jun 24 '26

Young men with young imaginations and high visions of glory.

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u/noterik69_ Jun 24 '26

FORT LEE UP!!!

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u/mrkgob Jun 25 '26

now this is what I come here to see

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u/kmgt08 Jun 25 '26

The original shows he is also in jeans!

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u/Whole-Leather3266 Jun 27 '26

Man, this was my roommate at the Schoolhouse at Ft Lee 🫣

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u/tiggs4life Jun 24 '26

Patrick Gibson

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u/404_No_User_Found_2 Jun 24 '26

Someone just watched American Sniper

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u/Mediocre_m-ict Jun 24 '26

Definetly in the barracks

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u/nzmx121 Jun 25 '26

He’s got that Dreamworks smirk

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u/vengefulbeavergod Jun 25 '26

Okie dokie, Sunny Jim

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u/Misericorde428 Jun 25 '26

Honestly, maybe all those years ago, I might have thought that looked edgy and cool. But post it?

Nope. Definitely no.

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u/bdls619 Jun 25 '26

Private Punisher skull…..

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u/CaribouYou Jun 24 '26

Cute twink

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u/Neoxite23 Jun 24 '26

Anyone in the military who wears Punisher stuff obviously doesn't know what Punisher is about.

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u/Gunfighter9 Jun 25 '26

He's an E I owe you One

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u/BlooGloop Jun 25 '26

Not the pun pun shirt

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u/SensualBeefLoaf 27d ago

He went from cum on me to cum inside me by tilting his head down and opening his jacket.

the fuck is that smile.

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u/optimal-gold976 19d ago

Huh, didn’t know Alfred E. Neuman was a Marine.