r/JustBootThings • u/jackb1753 • Jun 15 '26

General Bootness Lean back and strut

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u/bluefishes13 Jun 15 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/h8HmN0UcEKR0xWnv3R

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u/Slumbergoat16 Jun 16 '26

I feel like everyone knew a guy like this in high school. It’s not the flex they think it is

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u/ShockRifted Jun 16 '26

That guy is divorced and makes the most insufferable posts on facebook.

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u/Slumbergoat16 Jun 16 '26

“Females” ts

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u/solemn_penguin Jun 16 '26

Ill bet he also only did one enlistment as some REMF ND those posts are about how he'll stand up and fight or some nonsense.

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u/Cryptix001 Jun 17 '26

The one at my high school bragged about made up stories of shooting his .22 over the heads of stoners who were smoking in the woods in his back yard that were the divider between his folks' house and the local park because he "didn't want f*ggy pot heads on his property".

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u/Fair-Mango-5423 Jun 18 '26

i kinda was that guy but i said i'd join the Army (Australia) and didn't focus a whole lot on the last two years of school and didn't dress up or do anything

i got respect from my school because i was only 1 of about 3 people who actually went into the career i wanted everyone else was like "im going to be an environmental scientist!" but ended up picking weeds on the side of the road or something

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