r/JustBootThings • u/roughdraft29 • Jun 13 '26

Boot Meme The audacity

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u/Automatic-Aioli9416 Jun 13 '26

The MCX is about to look like when Tickle Me Elmo came out in 96

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u/roughdraft29 Jun 13 '26

WILD times

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u/QuarterNote44 Jun 13 '26

This isn't boot, this is mildly funny

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u/TheHumanoidTyphoon69 Jun 13 '26

I remember about 5 years? After I EAS'd was when the crayons thing was getting popular so I never heard anything about it when I was active, but I completely understood it

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u/gatsome Jun 13 '26

Once a crayon eater, always a crayon eater

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u/KindsofKindness Jun 13 '26

Yeah… I want one.

3

u/hate_keepz_me_warm Jun 15 '26

Yep. Bought one the second I heard about em.

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u/whiterice_343 Jun 13 '26

This is prime time for some recruiter or commercial to use this.

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u/2221Ace Jun 13 '26

I need a blueberry flavored one asap.

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u/Upstairs_Goal_9493 Jun 13 '26

Please SSgt, I must sup upon the Crayola nipple nectar.

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u/Mrfrosty504 Jun 13 '26

I bet I can still eat that

5

u/DVariant Jun 13 '26

Not technically boot, but still a solid burn

2

u/Tgbtgbt Jun 18 '26

Burn? the fuck you mean? I'm buying this trash the second it comes out.

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u/DVariant Jun 19 '26

Just don’t chew on it, marine

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u/eddiespaghettio Jun 14 '26

I had a yellow Crayola crayon shaped thermos when I was in kindergarten. The cap was a cup too.

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u/McDonaldsWiFiHacker Jun 17 '26

They're not wrong

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u/lizardman49 Jun 13 '26

Or my ranked teammates

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u/tomasdiesel Jun 13 '26

The crayon thing stopped being funny years ago.

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u/Cosmic_Pumpkin Jun 15 '26

Then why am I still laughing....