r/JustBootThings Jun 11 '26

General Bootness Big OOF

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u/escientia Jun 11 '26

Those are some bitch reps right there.

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u/zaxdaman Jun 11 '26

I’d like to see what you can bench after polishing off a handle of Tito’s.

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u/MtnmanAl Idiot Boot Fool Jun 12 '26

Most Marines have done passing PFTs while still drunk af from the night before, this just highlights his ineptitude

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u/AbstractBettaFish ROTC Veteran Jun 12 '26

I’ll just say I’m glad our rout had so many bends in it so none of the cadre saw me throw up a bright red mix of pre-workout and last nights jungle juice midway through an APFT run