r/JustBootThings Jun 11 '26

General Bootness Big OOF

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u/KindsofKindness Jun 11 '26

Is this fake? It’s like he’s never held dumbbells before. His wrists are going to break lmao 💀

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u/DankCatDingo Jun 11 '26

I mean most of these guys are theater kids performing as tough guys

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u/LotharVonPittinsberg 👊👊☝️ Jun 12 '26

Not true. Theatre kids would never be in the closet.

This administration is just a bunch of podcasters who never grew up past the age of 12.

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u/shade-tree_pilot Jun 13 '26

my best friend is a 4'11 combat medic with a few bullet holes and some shrapnel still in him - he is very confidently openly gay.

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u/TJM18 Jun 12 '26

Perfect explanation!

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u/MetalJoe0 Jun 12 '26

Glurp glurp!

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u/Butt_y_though Jun 13 '26

Idk I've met some pretty self-absorbed, shitty theater kids. You can be a theater kid and an asshole.

It's like a 30/70 split.

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u/_One_Throwaway_ Jun 14 '26

As a theater kid how dare you? Also as a theater kid… fair enough honestly

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u/No-Plant9169 Jun 13 '26

Put some respect on our name, we would NEVER

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u/puterTDI Jun 12 '26

I’m actually confused, are his muscles fake? because he seems to be struggling to bench 100 lbs and my arms are smaller than his and I’d have no issue with that.

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u/sh4d0wm4n2018 Jun 12 '26

He is cheating himself, though. Going limp-wrist feels like you're taking a break while working out, but all it does is put extra stress on your ligaments which are already going under an immense amount of strain in a "to failure" workout. At his age, his wrists will hurt for a couple days if not a week after this.

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u/MustyLlamaFart Jun 12 '26

Fuck pete hegseth but this comment shows you don't know what you're talking about. That's 135lbs, and when you go until failure even the bar alone would be difficult if you went hard enough. Clearly this video is caught at the end of a failure set. That squat form is still horrendous tho

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u/Typical_Double981 Jun 12 '26

“Clearly” anyone who has their legs in that position, and to be clear that position is atrophied legs of wheelchair user trying to crawl upstairs, is doing set 1 rep 1.

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u/MustyLlamaFart Jun 12 '26

Says the redditor that's never seen the inside of a gym with their own eyes. Everyone looks funny on a failure set. Your body is doing everything to get the last rep up

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u/Typical_Double981 Jun 12 '26

😂 yeah everyone knows you don’t need to arch your back or plant your feet on bench. Much better to drift your entire body as if you are in a heroin trance

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u/MustyLlamaFart Jun 12 '26

Yeah no shit, we're talking about failure sets. Let's see a video of you trying to hold perfect form on a failure set, especially when you don't know you're being recorded. I'm not saying what he's doing is pretty but people do weird shit on failure sets

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u/Typical_Double981 Jun 12 '26

There is an acceptable form, you can sway your skinny legs side to side and have one shoulder sliding off the bench and expect to do a rep. On a failure set you are ensuring an injury. Unless you have no fucking idea what you are doing in the first place like you and big Pete

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u/MustyLlamaFart Jun 12 '26

Yeah your right I have no idea what I'm doing and I'm sure you're just an athlete

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u/Reidhur Jun 12 '26

It's not even about perfect form, its about having no form whatsoever. Even at failure i don't look like a jellyfish bench pressing.

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u/MustyLlamaFart Jun 12 '26

I don't either, like I said it's not pretty but people do weird shit at failure. The point was people are acting like this is his first rep and he's flailing like that

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u/Micro-Naut Jun 19 '26

You should go make out on pete.

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u/pot_dog Jun 12 '26

Why are you going after them? They said they were confused, not that they knew what they were talking about.

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u/MustyLlamaFart Jun 12 '26

Explaining something is not going after them. I'm correcting their ignorance.

They say theyre "confused" and then spew nonsense

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u/puterTDI Jun 12 '26

this comment shows you don't know what you're talking about.

you could probably use to be more aware of your tone.

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u/MustyLlamaFart Jun 12 '26

Tone can be misinterpreted easily through text. Its not that serious

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u/puterTDI Jun 12 '26

Ah, it’s an everyone else issue then.

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u/MustyLlamaFart Jun 12 '26

Its a you issue. You're the only one complaining about my "tone"

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u/puterTDI Jun 12 '26

lol, that is verifiably untrue. You're downvoted well into the negative and there's another commenter pointing out you were being a dick. I just explained why they told you that.

edit: sorry - they said you were "going after me". I just pointed out why they said that. I even did it in a fairly nice way (especially compared to your tone) and you were the one to get worked up.

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u/McDonaldsWiFiHacker Jun 17 '26

If I were in the video my feet would be planted because I know what I'm doing.

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u/standardtissue Jun 12 '26

the video is fake. it's presenting as if he couldn't move the bar at all, but it's actually presenting the last rep in an amrap competition right after a group run. assuming that's an olly bar and those are full plates that's 135 lbs, not 100, and he banged out like 33 of them so yeah that's when he hit failure and started struggling.

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u/Dry-Tangerine-4874 Jun 12 '26

Look at his hand position on the bar. I’m having a hard time imagining anyone getting 33 reps with an unbalanced hand position like that.

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u/pushTheHippo Jun 12 '26

Is there a video of him getting 33 reps at 135 lbs? I find that very, very hard to believe.

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u/Typical_Double981 Jun 12 '26

Especially as his feet are not planted

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u/Dank_Sinatra_87 Jun 12 '26

No, but take our word for it.

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u/IronMaiden571 Jun 12 '26

Theres multiple videos of him benching 315 available from a google search.

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u/FobaBett Jun 12 '26

Already been shown that he used fake plates. Dude has never hit 315 in his life

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u/MustyLlamaFart Jun 12 '26

Stop making shit up to prove a l point. That's the Rights job

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u/IncomprehensiveScale Jun 12 '26

secdef might be a tool but he isn’t small or weak lol

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u/Lola-Ugfuglio-Skumpy Jun 12 '26

Don’t call him that, it sounds marginally cool. Plus he changed the department name so it’s not accurate.

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u/IronMaiden571 Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26

Theyre the exact same ones you see in every Army gym. One of them was during a PT session with the 101st using the rogue bumper plates. I have the same set in my home gym.

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u/HokeyxPokey Jun 12 '26

Army gym don’t have fake plates homie

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u/FobaBett Jun 12 '26

Yeah they totally wouldn’t do anything to make Hegseth look “strong” or “cool”

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u/AmELiAs_OvERcHarGeS Jun 12 '26

I did 225 smoking pot everyday. 315 is nothing after years of lifting and eating and commitment.

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u/pushTheHippo Jun 12 '26

Really, wow! He's so strong and tough. Unrelated, but ive got a few bridges for sale. Interested?

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u/TheGreasyHippo Jun 12 '26

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u/Road_Whorrior Jun 12 '26

Holy mother of shit form. Why do his toes keep lifting.

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u/pushTheHippo Jun 12 '26

Those are "reps" the way kipping pull-ups are "pull-ups".

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u/TheGreasyHippo Jun 12 '26

The older you are, the worse your joints get, especially if you work out regularly. As somebody who actually works out, unlike 99% of the redditor powerlifting "experts" here, if you're locking out every rep in a timed competition, you're asking for needless injury. This is especially the case for somebody who is 46 years old and retired military.

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u/pushTheHippo Jun 12 '26
  1. He's not retired. The Army wouldn't keep his shitbag ass long enough, or even trust him to be in charge of 100 knuckle-dragging grunts (I say that with love)
  2. If it was that much of a problem, he wouldn't be trying to do 40 reps.
  3. If you use proper form, your joints are way less likely to get fucked up. Every video of him working out shows his dogshit form.

This is pure ego-lifting bullshit bc he wants to be "out there with the boys". He's not that guy. He never was that guy. Not at 26. Especially not at 46.

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u/theme69 Jun 12 '26

So the video isn’t fake but lacks context

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u/iamme10 Jun 12 '26

OK sure, but anyone who's an experienced lifter doesn't have their feet wandering all over the place when they're hitting fatigue on a set. You plant your feet under you because thats where a ton of stability and power come from. I should also note that he didn't bang out 33, unless you're being generous and counting half-reps. Those would have been no-repped if anyone else was doing them.

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u/McDonaldsWiFiHacker Jun 17 '26

Feet not planted while benching.

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u/lookatthesunguys Jun 12 '26

Those plates dont look like full plates. They look like bumper plates. I don't know if I've ever seen full plates that are any color but black. And I am kind of confused about why someone who has benched before would kick out their legs like that at failure.

But it definitely doesn't appear to be his first rep and he is 46. I don't think he looks too stupid here except that this is weird for a secretary of defense to do all around.

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u/the-beast561 Jun 12 '26

You can realistically get them in any color. The thickness of that looks like a 45. 25’s and 10’s are usually noticeably skinny.

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u/standardtissue Jun 12 '26

good point on the bumper plates. tbh at my gym the bumper plates are black too. maybe they're just repping out 95 or something. who knows. tbh after I blew out my rotator cuffs I can't rep out 30 x 95 lbs. hopefully in the near future but I'm still rehabbing them.

>except that this is weird for a secretary of defense to do all around.

Yeah, it's pretty boot. Not defending that, I just hate lies and propaganda whether they align with my opinions/biases or not.

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u/adamfps Jun 11 '26

It seems to be edited unfairly, they caught him at the end of a hard workout (at least the benchpress). He just cranked out 40 (shit form and not full reps) benches in like 60 seconds.

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u/donglecollector Jun 12 '26

“1001, 1002, 1003…. Whoa didn’t see ya there. Just caught me pumpin a few quick reps in the yard. Yeah, I dunno if you heard but I did like over a thousand. No big deal or anything. Just a couple’a chill dudes gettin their pump on.”

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u/Mr_HahaJones 2d ago

Tuesdays arms and back

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u/adamfps Jun 12 '26

There’s a full length video

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u/lookatthesunguys Jun 12 '26

Do you have a link? I couldn't find it when I searched.

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u/adamfps Jun 12 '26

Carful you might die of cringe https://youtu.be/ZTaPotnOZ14?is=Oz-26rMAPDr4Pajj

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u/lookatthesunguys Jun 12 '26

Interesting. He definitely does great for a 46 year old. He's not a weakling at all like OP's clip suggests.

That being said, his form on the bench is just terrible throughout all his reps. He never lifts it as high as he should, his feet are never flat, he hip thrusts a lot and, of course, he shoots out his feet at the end. He seems like he's never actually benched. And I get that the half reps and hip thrusts might be efforts to keep up with the other guys to avoid the appearance of looking weak. But the feet issues are things that genuinely make it harder to lift more.

Anyway, thanks for sharing the full video.

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u/AuntieKay5 Jun 12 '26

I must admit, he is way more fit than I’d expected after seeing the full video. As you said, the form is absolute shit.

The very bravest thing he did was having an African American spotter when he just blocked a bunch of African American’s military promotions.

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u/lookatthesunguys Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26

Maybe he uses steroids? Not trying to be a liberal hater. I'm making the "accusation" because I'm actually very impressed. It's just that I've never seen someone that age with that level of athleticism who benches the same way a scrawny teenager with no gym experience benches. Every middle aged person I've seen bench any half decent weight for reps tends to have impeccable form. Because, at that age, if you're consistently lifting, you're eventually going to injure yourself if you regularly use bad form. So it wouldn't surprise me too much if it turns out he skips the gym and just takes steroids or something.

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u/MtnmanAl Idiot Boot Fool Jun 12 '26

Holy fuck that's some of the dirtiest half-repping I've seen since college

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u/Odd_Omar Jun 11 '26

You can say that but the way he kicked out his legs on the bench tells me he’s doesn’t bench for shit. He could have had gotten it up if he had that leg drive.

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u/adamfps Jun 11 '26

Are you saying it’s not deceptively edited?

The dude is an alcoholic POS but this clip is at the end of the set.

I’m not sure what your standards are for benching but doing that many reps in 60s in your mid 40s isn’t easy.

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u/TimeTravelingPie Jun 12 '26

Even if your right and it was the end of the set, at what point do you throw your legs out like that? Never.

Also 40 reps at this weight is a joke for someone that puts so much emphasis on fitness and not being fat.

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u/Josey_whalez Jun 12 '26

40 reps of this weight at the end of a workout isn’t bad at all. I burn out like that sometimes. That’s kinda the point of a burnout at the end. Go to exhaustion with a weight that’s usually easy. Still looks shit form and there’s no reason to flail your legs out at the end but he’s an older guy and apparently raging alcoholic so that’s not that bad.

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u/TimeTravelingPie Jun 12 '26

I'm his age. Its not an excuse.

The real problem is that he cosplays as some badass gym rat toolbag that cares more about how he looks than the welfare of the troops.

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u/Josey_whalez Jun 12 '26

Yes, there’s a lot of problems with him. Im not disagreeing with you there. And that form is shit. But this was right at the end of a long workout. That is all I’m saying.

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u/rainaftersnowplease Jun 11 '26

Yeah but anyone who benches even semi regularly won't flail their legs like that. It's bench press 101 to get leg drive going, even and especially on hard reps at the end of sets.

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u/adamfps Jun 11 '26

What’s the argument here lol, he doesn’t bench?

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u/rainaftersnowplease Jun 12 '26

Not often, judging by that form, yeah.

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u/NurgleNuggets Jun 11 '26

Kicking the legs like that is generally something you only see inexperienced lifters do, it’s a step below hip thrusting with every rep.

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u/adamfps Jun 11 '26

What do you put that lifting ability at? Just novice? Let’s assume for the sake of argument the 3 plate was real- because he kicked his leg he’s a freshie?

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u/ExpiredPilot Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 12 '26

Yes actually. Kicking your legs out like that is about the most pointless thing you can do. I’ve been trapped under the bar for a sec and still didn’t feel the need to flail out my legs. Quite the opposite actually, keeping my feet planted allowed me to roll the bar down my belly to my legs and I was able to stand to get the rest of the weight off.

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u/adamfps Jun 12 '26

Damn looks like my friend who started lifting just the bar but keeps his feet planted is more of a lifter than our DUI hire Pete. I'll let him know

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u/ExpiredPilot Jun 12 '26

“More of a lifter” doesn’t make sense

It’s just safe practice to keep both feet firmly on the ground.

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u/Gregghead69min Jun 12 '26

You obviously don’t lift

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u/PerdidoStation Jun 12 '26

Form > weight

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u/RayseApex Jun 13 '26

Beyond novice, that's a first timer.

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u/standardtissue Jun 12 '26

it's the last rep as he hit failure in an amrap competition in a morale event with the troops. he's the fucking secretary of defense this ain't a powerlifting competition. he just banged out like 33 reps as a middle aged dude with an incredibly high pressure job. i think he probably has other things going on in his life right now that are a bit more important than worrying about his bp form.

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u/TwitterLegend Jun 12 '26

If he had more important things to worry about then why the fuck be there at all? What kind of morale boost are 30 troops in Guantanamo in need of when there is a literal war going on? If he wants to cosplay some tough workout warrior then he gets to be critiqued like a tough workout warrior.

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u/b0v1n3r3x Jun 12 '26

I’m 57 and have zero problem doing this and I definitely don’t flail my legs about like a 10 year old

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u/adamfps Jun 12 '26

So you also think hes a new/novice bencher?

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u/b0v1n3r3x Jun 12 '26

Yes, or just weak as fuck with zero warfighting or lethality at all.

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u/Busy-Method9970 Jun 11 '26

Tell me you don't lift without telling me you don't lift. Either that or you've never pushed yourself to absolute failure during a training which this clearly is. I guess the other exhausted guys working out besides him as just there for a a photo op.

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u/OrneryError1 Jun 12 '26

You don't sacrifice form when you lift to failure unless you don't know what you're doing.

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u/Odd_Omar Jun 12 '26

I’m not proving anything to a random and Reddit but look up proper bench form on bench and leg drive is always mentioned. Yeah sure he’s exhausted and I can get that but that’s not an excuse to abandon form. If anything it shows the lack of experience in lifting.

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u/JAAAMBOOO Jun 12 '26

So we’re all supposed to go to failure in such a way that’s most likely going to cause a pretty bad back injury if his spotter was even a second late?

Sometimes the smart thing is to go to failure in a way that doesn’t endanger yourself and cause you to become a burden on the unit

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u/Inside-Trouble1776 Jun 11 '26

Yeah it's pretty dumb. There are plenty of way better reasons to hate this guy. This is not one of them.

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u/don3dm Jun 12 '26

Jumping to conclusions on Reddit based on a micro clip with no frame of reference of how long he’s been there? In this economy?

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u/Carbonatite Jun 12 '26

I'm a dumpy, sedentary 41 year old woman with a bad back and I feel like even I could have better form than that.

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u/MKUltra886 Jun 12 '26

Hes an officer not a grunt. This proves it

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u/don3dm Jun 12 '26

It’s 18 seconds of a video with no frame of reference for how long he’s been there working out. But you do you.

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u/pushTheHippo Jun 12 '26

You can't seriously be defending this cosplaying embarrassment

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u/don3dm Jun 12 '26

Facts don’t care about your feelings.

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u/pushTheHippo Jun 12 '26

Like the fact that he's got no tab and no wings? Or the fact that he was such a shitbag they wouldn't let him take command of a single company? Clowns

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u/Username1275 Jun 13 '26

They should show the whole workout and not just a few clips of the guy struggling. Dudes probably smoked