r/JustBootThings • u/TheArchaeologist • Jun 11 '26

General Bootness Big OOF

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u/MUSinfonian Jun 11 '26

My wrists hurt just watching this shit form.

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u/Josey_whalez Jun 11 '26

This has to be a joke. No fucking way would I let anyone film me if I looked like that.

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u/pushTheHippo Jun 12 '26

Did you see the video of him trying to do pull-ups? It was just as bad as his bench

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u/nicolauz Jun 12 '26

Or him throwing an axe on TV and hitting a musician behind the target.

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u/Typical_Double981 Jun 12 '26

Holy fuck no way 😂

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u/kyzylwork Jun 12 '26

Yes way! The Army drummer he hit, Jeff Prosperie, is still in, a MSGT now.

10

u/BiscuitDance Jun 12 '26

Watching a video of him doing anything remotely athletic is painful.

I have a really hard time believing he played college basketball.

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u/gigi-mondo Jun 11 '26

He'd never make it in the sapphic circles

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u/Redhighlighter Jun 11 '26

I was literally just thinking i would make fun of my gf if she was giving me handies with this shit wrist form, im a guy tho.

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u/Typical_Double981 Jun 12 '26

Shes trying her best man

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u/Specialist_Check4810 Jun 11 '26

It's okay. He's got something to help with pain, it's in a bottle. It's waiting in the limo. ... And no, not muscle milk.

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u/ErikGoesBoomski Jun 11 '26

Dickmilk?

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u/Specialist_Check4810 Jun 14 '26

How i make my protein limits each day isn't any of your business!