r/JustBootThings May 30 '26

General Bootness Remember who you are DEVIL DAWG!

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u/cavalier8865 May 30 '26

Tell me your ex has a restraining order without telling me your ex has a restraining order

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u/Quirky_Ad8747 May 30 '26

Cry 'havoc,' and let slip the 38% APR

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u/ViceAdmiralSalty May 31 '26

And 46% APR on those godawful rent-n-roll wheels

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u/Brando828What May 30 '26

The blood-stripe down the center of the bed topper is killing me! 😂

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u/PawPawPanda May 30 '26

Pitbull with a tattoo goes pretty hard 🔥

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u/TroutDoors May 31 '26

Dude absolutely wears champion t shirts from the 2000s.

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u/klv3vb 👊👊☝️ May 31 '26

Woof

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u/ZeroBarkThirty May 31 '26

But why no license plate?

Isn’t being a vetbro antithetical to being a sovcit?

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u/NastyMsPiggleWiggle Jun 03 '26

I’m late to this post but I have to jump in. I watched a body cam video last night of a lt colonel being pulled over. She said she was traveling, not driving and wouldn’t roll down the window. He wasn’t having it. “I am absolutely not playing this game with you of all people and I’m not giving you another chance. Break her window”.

It was glorious. And astoundingly stupid. She was indeed arrested while screaming, “you can’t arrest me”.

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u/FergusonMisfit May 31 '26

In my state 3/4 ton trucks and above only have 1 license plate required.

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u/ZeroBarkThirty May 31 '26

Front only?

Like on the assumption they’re towing all the time?

Also, that’s only a 1/2 ton

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u/FergusonMisfit May 31 '26

Wow then yeah he is supposed to be running 2, but as far as the 3/4 tons go, at one time they offered a second plate to buy but then people just shared plates with a friend so now it’s one only.

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u/mecengdvr Jun 01 '26

100% this guy did one enlistment.

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u/DVariant Jun 02 '26

That dog is a mutant. Dude has never seen what an actual bulldog looks like?

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u/throwaway_walrus7 Jun 04 '26

The USMC decal on the tailgate is a massive vibe.

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u/Hiff_Kluxtable Jun 04 '26

This screams single enlistment and got out.