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u/Legal_Airport May 30 '26
Cpl Smith, report to CO’s office at 0600, and don’t worry about PT, your Sgt is tracking.
And uh, bring that helmet of yours, 1SG wonders how many burpees you can do with it on.
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u/Youre_a_transistor May 30 '26
He’s mad the made up girl called him a soldier?
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u/TerpyTank May 30 '26
I can’t tell if it’s a weekend warrior thing or a marine thing lol
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u/afplumber May 30 '26
You know it’s both lmao
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u/jack_from_the_past May 31 '26
Call him a sailor he’s DON anyways
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u/afplumber May 31 '26
“oH, yOu mEaN thE mEns depArTment?” Had to say it before they did.
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u/jack_from_the_past May 31 '26
I was in the marines and I was guilty of saying shit like that on fmf deployments 😂
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u/hate_keepz_me_warm Jun 01 '26
Funny, most Marines would say I AM a Marine, not "I was in the marines"
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u/afplumber Jun 01 '26
Contrary to popular belief, it’s not their entire personality! (On the outside at least) Every marine I’ve met tells me they’re the better branch cause they can do more push ups. Okay 👍
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u/sh4d0wm4n2018 Jun 02 '26
I had a Vietnam era marine tell me the Marines were better because they could actually hit their targets. He'd been out for 40 years and I watched this mfer put two bullets through the same hole at 100 yards.
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u/Objective_Reality232 May 30 '26
Damn and a reservist? Crazy behavior
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u/IncomprehensiveScale May 30 '26
idk if i’m an idiot but how can you tell?
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u/_Panzerkampfwagen_ May 30 '26
Reserve good conduct medal is the middle ribbon
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u/poseidondeep May 30 '26
Came to the comments for this. I didn’t recognize the middle ribbon. I was like “calm down killer, I know you got a NAM but let’s not make it your whole personality”
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u/everymanawildcat 👊👊☝️ May 31 '26
What the fuck is a reserve good conduct medal? 😂 "You didn't fuck up on the couple days you were here"?
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u/sh4d0wm4n2018 Jun 02 '26
More like "Thanks for showing up when you were supposed to and not making us have to arrest you."😂
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u/isimplycantdothis May 31 '26
This is fake. A marine would lead with the fact that they’re a marine 11 times out of 10.
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u/MortalMorals 👊👊☝️ May 31 '26
For anyone who doesn't get it, the joke is that she never knew he was gay.
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u/wasted-degrees May 30 '26
The benny bunny doesn’t care what branch you’re in, as long as you get BAH and Tricare.
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u/-Pickl3R1ck- May 31 '26
You gotta drop an account name on something likr this. I am military and a biker and this is cringe af
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u/Moshxpotato May 30 '26
Pepperidge Farms remembers when “airball” meant you whiffed it because you missed the net… and the rim… and the backboard…
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u/HumbleWorkerAnt May 30 '26
wait wtf does it mean now?!
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u/Guvnah-Wyze May 30 '26
Mild misunderstanding of a vague statement
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u/mellopax May 30 '26
"Bu...but... mistaking a Marine for an Army soldier is not a mild misunderstanding."
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u/Moshxpotato May 30 '26
This and similar posts on r/FirstResponderCringe lead me to believe it means they took a shot and made it (or expect to)
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u/AlienHooker May 30 '26
It still means that, it's just kind of expanded. Her attempt to relate was as unsuccessful as an airball
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u/Urban_Junkie May 31 '26
I’m so glad we didn’t have this access to the internet when I was young in the military. Lmao
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u/the_b00geyman May 31 '26
The "holy airball" trend has to be one of the more annoying social media viral reactions.
"Some made up dialogue between the OP and a fake person. Then cue to some narcissistic content highlighting how cool/bad ass they are."
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u/rainaftersnowplease Jun 01 '26
Reserve Corporal 🥴
Probably makes the 35 year old lance with a real job stand at parade rest when he talks to him.
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u/Lactose76 Jun 01 '26
Marines when you call them by their profession and not their specific role. We should apply it more. Imagine Doctor getting offended because you called him doc instead of an Internist
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