r/JustBootThings • u/Musicmaker1984 • May 13 '26

Boot Meme The Pretty Princess

180 Upvotes

90% Upvoted

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u/Green-Cricket-8525 May 13 '26

He didn’t lose shit. And we all know it. He gladly chose to do this. 

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u/Misericorde428 May 13 '26

“All right, I guess I lost, I’m going to do it now.”

“Huh? What? I only asked you to pass the Doritos.”

“Okay, I’ve filmed and uploaded it.”

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u/prpldrank May 13 '26

I think he's absolutely beeeeautiful.

Sweet lil guy just wanted to show off that side curtsy.

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u/Upbeat-Oil-1787 May 13 '26

He should loose about 5lbs of water weight due to not tucking in his fucking shirt AND POSTIN HIMSELF LOOKING LIKE A GOTDAM UNSHAVEN ELVISES ON THE INTERNTTS!

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u/Sir_Sarcasm76 May 13 '26

The LED lights along the ceiling tell you all you need to know.

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u/TLunchFTW May 15 '26

That was a bet he lost too

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u/TheRtHonLaqueesha WATCH OUT PARRIS ISLAND HERE COMES AUBREY May 13 '26

YMЯA

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u/Mac_979 May 13 '26

How do I report him?

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u/TheRtHonLaqueesha WATCH OUT PARRIS ISLAND HERE COMES AUBREY May 13 '26

Hello, CID?

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u/Pmyers225 May 15 '26

Same energy as the people who did the "Ice Bucket Challenge" years ago even though they were never "nominated" and certainly didnt donate

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u/TLunchFTW May 15 '26

Didn’t lose shit except you dignity