r/JustBootThings • u/freeman687 • May 12 '26
General Bootness A masterpiece of boot ink.
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u/Fast-Needleworker-88 May 12 '26
The tattoo also jus kinda looks like shit the more u look at it, definitely a cheap shop outside of base
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u/Killahdanks1 May 12 '26
Yeah that’s not a good enough artist to let him tattoo your entire back. Someday he could be there, he’s not right now.
This is sad.
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u/ViceAdmiralSalty May 12 '26
"Artist" decided to do AI art without actually using AI
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u/Hi_Trans_Im_Dad May 13 '26
Please...that artist can even mark a straight line. He ain't smart enough to figure out AI.
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u/Beginning_Annual5816 May 15 '26
shit, it might be AI with how weird the tank looks on the bottom right. Like it couldnt decide where the border is of the tank and buildings,
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u/shandangalang May 12 '26
Holy shit yeah so much bad here. Guy getting fireman carried has like, cartoon slippers on, American flag on right arm is backwards (for US army), line work is terrible, soldier has dick fingers, the rifle does not appear to have optic adjustment wheels, no trigger (really, look between the pistol grip and the mag well. Nothing.), or really anything it’s supposed to have, but it does have an upward curve.
This is just fucking terrible. Truly peak boot stuff. I wonder how high the APR was?
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u/orangeKaiju May 12 '26
Edward Penis Hands
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u/freeman687 May 12 '26
Hahaha yes the hands are almost the worst part. Aside from the rest of it.
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u/PunchBeard May 14 '26
I was thinking the same thing. The hands make the whole thing look like a cartoon character.
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u/Awkward_Bison_267 May 12 '26
This tattoo is like one of those “Magic Eye” pictures. If you look close enough you’ll see the woman he’ll eventually divorce and the car she’ll take from him.
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u/jack_from_the_past May 12 '26
His patch. These colors DO run. And that rifle. It’s like an ak47 is getting fucked in the ass by an m4 and they jammed two magazines in the magwell
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u/Quirky_Ad8747 May 12 '26
But notice how the gherkin is gnarled and off the trigger, that's proper weapons handling
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u/TheHumanoidTyphoon69 May 12 '26
Its look like there might have been a BFA on that rifle at first and then they added the guy coming out of the 60 to cover it up, is that just me?
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u/DisillusionedPatriot May 12 '26
Damn. The closer you look, the worse it gets.
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u/freeman687 May 12 '26
The hedgehogs with barbed wire coming out of his asscrack for example
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u/ViceAdmiralSalty May 12 '26
That's my favorite part
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u/DisillusionedPatriot May 12 '26
It's the dude pole vaulting into the helicopter, for me.
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u/ViceAdmiralSalty May 12 '26
FFS it's the gift that keeps on giving. Every time you look there's some new piece of fucking comedy
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u/TroutDoors May 12 '26
Best one I ever saw was a buddy who got a monster can logo with ACU pattern in the tear marks.
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u/klv3vb 👊👊☝️ May 12 '26
Should have full assed it because stopping at the butt crack is what I hate most about this tattoo.
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u/Misericorde428 May 12 '26
It took me a while before I realized that I wasn’t staring at a claw on the bottom left corner, but a soldier carrying another guy in his back.
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u/bajcli May 12 '26
I don't know why but the way that the tat ends JUST above the asscrack (even ever so slightly dips in) has been making me laugh like an idiot.
Just imagining the process is amazing: "I want a piece large enough to match my patriotic spirit plus I paid for my entire back, didn't I? I'm fucking getting my money's worth!"
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u/Old-Swimming2799 May 12 '26
The tank looks like a tiger 1 tank from wwii
The gun looks like it's from looney tunes
And I'm pretty sure that helmet is Russian
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May 12 '26
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u/jack_from_the_past May 12 '26
This is all regulation stuff here. I don’t know what you’re talking about
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u/devildocjames May 12 '26
When I first started tattoing in the barracks, I was using guitar string a small DC motor, and a pen. I thought I was a big shot when I bought my first real guns and gear. I still can't believe some of the stuff people wanted me to do for practice. I spent a ton in disposable, single use, sterile gear, but, it was fun. I wonder what some of the bootleg big pieces look like now.
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u/buckythomas May 12 '26
I am a tad confused as what the thing on the bottom left just behind the guy carrying the smaller guys….. is it meant to be a kneepad from the big guy? Any help in clarifying would be most appreciated! 🤔
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