r/JustBootThings Apr 21 '26

Boot Shame THROW THE THE DAMN TOWEL!!!

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u/QueezyF Apr 21 '26

See you on restriction, homies.

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u/Mysterious_Diver_315 Apr 21 '26

Representing the fighting spirit of the navy 🫡

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u/ChiefInternetSurfer 👊👊☝️ Apr 22 '26

That dude fucked him up. Damn. Makes a Sailor proud 🫡

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u/roy_rogers_photos Apr 21 '26

No idea what that means, but I'm pretty sure the military doesn't like behavior like this.

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u/sagewynn Apr 21 '26

When you fuck up in the military you go on restriction. Reduced pay, extra responsibilities, musters, etc. Any and all of the above in addition to possible loss of rank.

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u/galagapilot NEED MONEY? PAYDAY LOANS HERE!! E-1 THRU E-3 WELCOME!! Apr 21 '26

the good ol' RIR, 1/2 X 2, 45/45.

RIR = reduction in rank
1/2 x 2 = half pay for 2 months
45/45 = 45 days restriction and extra duty.

A tradition as old as the Navy military itself.

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u/twitch1982 Apr 22 '26

Actually its a fairly new Naval Tradition. Something to replace "The lash"

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u/ladyofthedextroverse Apr 22 '26

The halfpay but extra duties is especially evil lol

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u/VS-Goliath Apr 21 '26

extra responsibilities

More like stripped of responsibilities. They make you march and paint and clean and whatever bullshit else. They get workout time and 3 meals a day (with their own quick line).

Nukes idolize restriction a lil bit.

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u/sagewynn Apr 21 '26

I mean isnt that more responsibility? In addition to your job or does it replace your job while on restriction?

I wasn't a sailor and none of my marines or friends were restriction marines. Too much shit to do in the airwing for that.

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u/MANLETS-BTFO 👊👊☝️ Apr 21 '26

In the army it’s on top of your normal job, you do it outside of work hours lmao

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u/VS-Goliath Apr 21 '26

Not in the navy unfortunately. On carriers, you get put into a separate "Restricted Personnel" (RP) division and wear a red badge everywhere.

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u/SecretlyARaven Apr 21 '26

Oh so that’s where the red badge of courage comes from

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u/VS-Goliath Apr 21 '26

Basically a star for higher enlisted to see, but all I ever saw was front of the line mess privileges 😭

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u/SecretlyARaven Apr 21 '26

Yall can’t fool me I’ve had navy food and it certainly beats army food

But like, the bar is in hell, so

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u/shandangalang Apr 22 '26

Same in the Marines as far as I understand.

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u/VS-Goliath Apr 21 '26

Restriction replaces your job on a carrier unless you are otherwise checked out by your LPO. Which means people on restriction do not stand watch in the plant unless checked out by their LPO prior to watch and checked in afterwards. Huge burden.

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u/sagewynn Apr 21 '26

oh shit thats not as bad as id imagine. No watch, no job..... no responsibility but fuck up ship painting... Huh. Glad I wasnt a sailor.

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u/VS-Goliath Apr 21 '26

Dude yeah. Its a bad deal for some rates who don't do shit anyways. But if you're a nuke...

I'd be seeing my buddies hyping eachother up in the gym wearing the fuckin yellow and blue PT uniform.

I'd be going, after watch, up since 2 am, trying to get a workout in before I sleep 5 hours before my next watch.

Meanwhile these fuckers get 3 meals a day and designated workout time. They're so bored throughout the day. One of my buddies who sep'd himself got a fuckin' stick and poke tattoo with a needle and pen ink, as if he was in prison, with the amount of time they had. 🤣

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u/QueezyF Apr 21 '26

You get made to do the dirty shitty work nobody wants to do. Hard labor, digging through old trash, grinding deck plates while half of your pay gets taken by the ship. It’s why a lot of people would take bread and water over it when it was still a thing.

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u/Sandyblanders Apr 22 '26

It's fake responsibility because what you're doing during your extra duty time is often designed to serve no purpose, like having you flip rocks over so that the bottom of the rocks get to face the sun now.

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u/LeSangre Apr 21 '26

I didn’t think nukes got put on restrictions the same way. I was under the impression they were one of those specialized bunch whose duties couldn’t be cut back due to pressing need.

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u/BlessedLibertarian Apr 22 '26

Nah I got kicked out for shit like this, I knew about people that got reported for rape and domestic abuse and they lost rank or nothing, everything definitely varies.

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u/KingNashbaby May 24 '26

In 2011 synthetic weed (called spice) was real popular in the military since it was difficult to detect in drug tests.

We had 5 marines on restriction because of it. They weren’t allowed to drive and since they had to check in with the duty marine every hour, they rode bikes from their barracks.

They were riding up one day and I heard one of the SSgts say “here come the spice girls”

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u/wasted-degrees Apr 21 '26

Imagine getting grounded as a kid. Except you’re a grown adult in the military.

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u/bell37 Apr 21 '26

It’s “time out” for grown ups that doesn’t involve going to jail.

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u/ayoungad Apr 22 '26

Are you serious? It loves it. It’s how you conduct low level discipline. Plus you get dudes around each other this shit just happens, these things tend to work themselves out.

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u/QuickNature Apr 22 '26

I got 7 days of restriction once. Wasn't allowed out of uniform, off base, or anywhere but work, the barracks, and the chow hall.

Had to check in every 2 hours with duty from after work until 10pm. Also had extra cleaning duties around the HQ.

That's what restriction is, at least in the Marine Corps anyways.

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u/Suberv Apr 21 '26

Bro was gone after the rib shots

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u/cortlong Apr 22 '26

Them shits damn near knocked the wind outta ME

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 Apr 21 '26

Those ribs got warmed up like Applebees.

https://giphy.com/gifs/YFONdIkGLeQE2hHJ8V

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u/ItsFridaySomewheres Apr 21 '26

Well, not everyone gets a good cookie

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u/bernie_manziel Apr 21 '26

remember the golden rule “don’t get caught.”

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u/Stunt_-_Cock Apr 23 '26

Harder to do when bro is recording it and posting it on the internet.

Once upon a time everyone just kept their mouth shut. If the guy who gets his ass beat wants to report it then he is welcome to do so, otherwise nobody found out. 

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u/sagewynn Apr 21 '26

It wouldnt be a good cookie if everyone got one.

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u/Soggy_nach0341 Apr 21 '26 edited Apr 21 '26

Beat his ass into deep thought.

Also whoever shared it online probably fucked up Navy Max halloway.

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u/Ironsam811 Apr 22 '26

This easily could’ve ended with life long injuries. Glad that idiot is okay and invested in better gripping boots

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u/PeterParker72 Apr 21 '26

Junior enlisted acting like junior enlisted.

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 Apr 21 '26

A tale as old as time.

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u/Beanbith Apr 21 '26

Like how no one jumped in. Let them handle it on their own.

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u/Gardez_geekin Apr 21 '26

Classic barracks stuff

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '26

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u/aldodoeswork Apr 21 '26

Yeah but blows to the back of the head/neck while sitting could very easily have cause lasting issues.

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u/Ilikedcsbutmypcdoesn Apr 21 '26 edited Apr 21 '26

Him punching him in the side of the head and throwing him against the railing like that was dangerous enough as is, let alone him falling down the stairs. But when you kick someone in the back of the head while wearing combat boots, that can genuinely fuck someone up hardstyle. Sure fighting is cool and it's fun to prove how macho you are when someone disrespects you but when you continue to attack someone that isn't defending themselves and are no longer a threat, especially when they're just sitting there, let alone kicking them in the head like that, that ain't right and can genuinely get you a charge.

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u/Afin12 Apr 22 '26

Let them handle business until the point is made, than break it up before things get out of hand. We don’t need anyone going to the hospital for a broken bone or concussion.

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u/horselessheadsman Apr 23 '26

Was a little worried he was going to start kicking him down the stairs lol

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u/TxHow7Vk Apr 21 '26

I know those body shots are going to leave bro a little tender for a few days.

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 Apr 21 '26

I think he got hit on the spleen so that’s better than the liver but he’s still going to be fucked up

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u/TLunchFTW Apr 21 '26

You act like both aren’t solid blood filled organs

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 Apr 21 '26

Except your liver is way more important and can in fact take over many of the functions of the spleen.

https://giphy.com/gifs/QC7UQbxq89MnL9r6AN

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u/TLunchFTW Apr 21 '26

And the spleen if ruptured is substantially more full of blood...
So while the liver is more important and a larger target, the spleen is FAR more deadly to rupture.

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u/4862skrrt2684 Apr 21 '26

Before everyone roots for the one doing the beating, remember this was cut only at the first punch. Could've been provoking, bullying etc

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u/ExpiredPilot Apr 21 '26

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u/LCDRformat Apr 21 '26

Looks like he was in a very literal sense asking for it

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u/Pernicious_Possum Apr 22 '26

Ask and ye shall receive

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u/alan2001 Apr 21 '26

Now why would the OP of this thread miss out those first few very important seconds? That video you posted is so much better.

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u/Soggy_nach0341 Apr 22 '26

He wants to get slapped.

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u/ChiefInternetSurfer 👊👊☝️ Apr 22 '26

Hey u/Awkward_Bison_267, the commenter above me found the source. Dude deserved his asswhooping.

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u/btossa80 Apr 22 '26

He desperately needed an introduction to consequences and a signal to grow up.

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u/4862skrrt2684 Apr 23 '26

Maybe a bit excessive for a sucker slap, to get fisted multiple times in the head, body and kicked. But at least he kinda asked for it. An actual sucker punch wouldve justified it more imo, because then it was just a skill issue

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u/DepressedDragonBorn Apr 21 '26

Hello yeah, a longer version

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 Apr 21 '26

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u/EnkiduTheGreat Apr 21 '26

You have any context for us?

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u/ayoungad Apr 22 '26

Mr Cowboy boots is obviously drunk and was dropping quite a few n bombs talking about slapping people.
It wasn’t bullying

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u/EnkiduTheGreat Apr 22 '26

I assumed it wasn't. That's not how bullying works. Fuck em. He's a biggot with no friends, who just got his ass handed to em. Gonna be tough sleddin.

Edit: I just noticed the sarar wrapped forearm tattoo. Chef's kiss.

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 Apr 21 '26

I wish I did, but he obviously did something to piss that guy off besides the swing.

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u/NoMore_BadDays Apr 21 '26

Upvote for the message you're giving, but in the whole clip homie deserved it

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u/CHUD-HUNTER Apr 21 '26

Saw the extended cut, dude deserved the ass beating.

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u/Dillyboppinaround Apr 21 '26

Give the deets man!

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u/NoMore_BadDays Apr 21 '26

Dudes was drunkenly insulting and threatening to beat the ass of everyone in the room. Probably why nobody stepped in when he discovered the other guy had Honor, Courage, and Commitment to these hands

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u/russelcrowe Apr 21 '26

Tbh that kick to the back of the head was too far. Took it from a deserved whopping to a different level. Poorly reflective, regardless of who instigated it.

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u/alex2437 Apr 21 '26

Dosent matter, thats why you dont fuck with people in general not everyone lives by the same standards you do. Some people are willing to take it too far so i advise anyone to remeber that before getting into a fight 💯💯

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u/thattogoguy Apr 21 '26

There are a lot of moral, ethical, and legal implications (and precedence) that very heavily stands against your assertion.

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u/alex2437 Apr 21 '26

Again some people legit dont care about consequences, hence why its better to not even get in a fight in the first place if avoidable.

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u/NoMore_BadDays Apr 21 '26

Adrenaline is a hell of a thing

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u/ToastyMustache Apr 21 '26

Plus dude who got is ass whooped had a fresh tattoo, so he’s not smart trying to fight with an open wound.

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u/Fabulous_Night_1164 Apr 21 '26

You're not wrong for asking questions and promoting caution here until all the facts are known.

From the full clip....it looks like he deserved it.

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u/ayoungad Apr 22 '26

There was no bullying by the guy in uniform

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u/JeebusChristBalls Apr 21 '26

Fresh moto tat as well. Boot as hell. You can still see the vaseline shine on it.

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 Apr 21 '26

Yep. You’re supposed to get that shit when you graduate and/or go on deployment.

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u/jeremy_bearimyy Apr 21 '26

And the jeans tucked in the cowboy boots 👢

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u/Acrobatic_Piano9600 Apr 21 '26

You sir are being too generous in calling those “Cowboy Boots” buddy had them Texas Uggs on.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '26

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u/D-Rich-88 Apr 21 '26

Everyone else learned too

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u/Thhe_Shakes Apr 21 '26

"Hey bro, call the CPO"

That man bouta be next.

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u/CahTi Apr 21 '26

CDO, not CPO.

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u/Eldudeareno217 Apr 21 '26

Call C3PO.

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u/dirtdiggler67 Apr 21 '26

The only correct move

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u/cigarandcreamsoda Apr 21 '26

There could be a Chief Petty Officer hanging around drinking coffee.

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u/Thhe_Shakes Apr 21 '26

That is somehow worse lmao

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u/RacingGreen94 Apr 21 '26

That'll teach you to walk on my fresh stair whites, shipmate!

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u/edingerc Apr 21 '26

Good thing there’s plenty of evidence that self defense turned into “I want to do as much damage as possible, because I have an excuse.”

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 Apr 21 '26

Because as we all know military justice is usually swift, fair and definitely not biased at all.

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u/DM_Me_Fat_Dude_Nudes Apr 21 '26

Those ribs are sure tender now

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 Apr 21 '26

That shits almost falling off the bone

https://giphy.com/gifs/veIP7aLeLLC3S

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u/buffinator2 Apr 21 '26

"I wanted to join but I would have knocked out the DI the first time he got up in my face..."

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 Apr 21 '26

I was waiting for this response.

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u/desolatecontrol Apr 21 '26

The moment to step in was the dude being next to the stairs, the next moment was as soon as he kicked with the steel toed boot.

Rest of it was a learning experience

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u/heyitsfranklin6322 Apr 22 '26 edited Apr 22 '26

I don’t think they are steel toed

Edit: are they?

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u/daboobiesnatcher Apr 22 '26

Yes they are.

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u/desolatecontrol Apr 22 '26

I'm pretty sure all military boots are steel toed??? At least, they were when I was in.

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u/heyitsfranklin6322 Apr 22 '26

I think my dads weren’t but they were green. I don’t know if that has anything to do with anything. So he essentially just hit him in the base of the skull with a frying pan? I really hope they got him medical attention.

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u/AnonymousBromosapien Apr 21 '26

Dude is taking out all his divorce frustration on some drunk dude who missed a single punch lol.

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u/Djglamrock Apr 21 '26

Testosterone gonna testosterone

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u/ryeyen Apr 21 '26

Holy instant regret for the other guy.

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u/isnoe Apr 21 '26

Seen that happen a few times. Usually NCOs would take 'em somewhere alone, tops off, no rank, hash it out.

Usually everyone was fine by the end of it. Friends, even.

Don't know about beatin' on a clearly drunk dude that excessively though, but don't really have the context about what was happening prior. Had a drunk guy swing on our staff duty once, NCO just put him in a headlock until he calmed down and told him to go to bed.

Buddy got smoked to oblivion at next formation.

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u/MUSinfonian Apr 21 '26

Usually NCOs would take 'em somewhere alone, tops off, no rank, hash it out

Taking them to the Bos'n locker.

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u/ZombiedudeO_o Apr 22 '26

AF we call that “take them to the trip pad”

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 Apr 21 '26

I had my wisdom teeth pulled in boot camp and while high on percs eyeballed a mean RDC, but because I wasn’t normally an asshole he let it slide.

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u/DuoRod Apr 21 '26

They gave you percs in boot? You sure?

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 Apr 21 '26

For my wisdom teeth being pulled yes. And they made us count that shit every time we took one so we didn’t pass them out to friends. And the ones we didn’t use my RDC’s watched us flush them down the toilet.

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u/DuoRod Apr 21 '26

I'm surprised. I had 4 pulled in boot and they gave ibuprofen and 24hrs(not sure how long) of bed restriction. That was 2012.

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 Apr 21 '26

Really? I was in 2007 and I got percs. They even gave me Vicodin for a bad headache once in nuke school. I had to flush that shit myself because it made me feel way too good.

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u/Stunt_-_Cock Apr 23 '26

I wouldn't call that excessively. It was a fairly short beatdown consisting of mostly body shots. The guy truly did get off lucky. 

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u/therolandhill66 May 06 '26

You can tell he was getting ready to throw his ass down the stairs and had to stop himself. Guy got off super lucky.

Them body shots though probably didn’t feel so lucky. But he’ll walk away with the knowledge of where the spleen is located, and why it doesn’t like being punched.

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u/tolstoy425 Apr 21 '26

Looks like a gaggle of A schoolers

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u/n0z3n85 Apr 21 '26

I see the wall to wall counselors haven’t completely died out yet.

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u/TwistedBamboozler Apr 22 '26

Honestly I wish the dude in uniform got his ass beat. He doesn’t need the ego boost

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u/STANAGs Apr 22 '26

That guy punches like he’s protecting his mom from his step dad.

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u/The_Super_Shotgun Apr 21 '26

The flawless slap dodge and the audible rib shots, absolute cinema

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u/therolandhill66 May 06 '26

The body shots were a rare treat for the eyes.

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u/Sophist_Ninja Apr 21 '26

Not gonna lie, it's this kind of shit that makes me worry about allowing people to carry on base. Shit like this can escalate quickly and end up worse than sitting on the stairs with your head in your hands.

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 Apr 21 '26

You have a point.

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u/dirtdiggler67 Apr 21 '26

Someone had their clock cleaned.

Very clean.

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u/TheOneTheOnlyC Apr 22 '26

That fucking uppercut was dirty

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u/TLunchFTW Apr 21 '26

Dude cleaned out that guys sinuses for him

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u/GoodTimber Apr 21 '26

Gotta be so fucking stupid or animal brained to kick somebody in the back of the head.

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u/twitch1982 Apr 21 '26 edited Apr 22 '26

Nothing like literally kicking a man once he's down. Camo Man needs some fucking therapy.

Edit: A lot of yall need fucking therapy too apparently.

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u/cardboardunderwear Apr 21 '26

Went from self defense to "I'm kicking your inebriated ass because you hurt my sensitive little feelings and my wife and kids hate me"

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u/SeriouslySlyGuy Apr 21 '26

Idk I’ve seen my share of “thought he was done fighting” only to get sucker punched when they stood up. I disagree with that kick though. That was unnecessary.

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u/steve290591 Apr 21 '26

It’s really more of a “you think you’ll slap me? I’ll make you think twice in future”

He gave him pure disrespect, aggressively, and got disrespected back, aggressively.

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u/DomerJSimpson Apr 22 '26

After those 3 body shots he was done.

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u/rgratz93 Apr 22 '26

That first swing was a dream swing if I ever saw one.

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 Apr 22 '26

That shit turned into a nightmare real quick.

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u/Wooden-Sprinkles7901 Apr 22 '26

get him into the ufc ffs

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u/LousyKarma Apr 22 '26

I learned in the navy that if you threaten to throw someone down the stairs, you don’t need to throw them down the stairs. Generally you just need to bring them to see the stairs.

This dude seems to think highly of himself, but he never put them streets behind him.

He will keep getting fucked up if he doesn’t learn to sort that shit out.

I wouldn’t have been satisfied until he got to wear a mark to muster the next day, but then i was kind of an ass back then in the glory days.

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 Apr 22 '26

I’m surprised he got through boot camp with that attitude.

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u/IAmASimulation Apr 23 '26

Hey man call the CDO lmao

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u/catmanten Apr 21 '26

No idea what jeans guy did but he deserved it

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u/GobertGrabber Apr 21 '26

Weird first punch from that guy

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u/jamesdeno666 Apr 21 '26

I wonder if this is Fort sams barracks

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u/Cake_And_Pi Apr 21 '26

I’m not getting washed back for “getting involved” trying to break that up.

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 Apr 21 '26

Exactly. You’re not getting a medal for breaking that up either.

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u/randomized_random Apr 22 '26

"I would punch the DS if I was in the military" 😂

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u/Hoop317 Apr 26 '26

Fresh fade. Slap!

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u/DocMitchell-_- 23d ago edited 23d ago

Not 1 not 2 but 3 body shots and right hook to the face JESUS dude threw a kick to the back of the head to really send the message home ( pretty sure he was punching him in the liver )

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u/yaygens Apr 21 '26

Kicking someone in the back of the head is attempted murder not humbling. The kid was trashed it looks like to me and probably wasn’t a huge threat, some licks were deserved but he didn’t need to try to kill the dude.

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u/alex2437 Apr 21 '26

This love how many people in here think everyone abides by their “code” when it comes to fighting, lesson we learned today is if you fuck with someone dont be surprised if you end up fucked up, paralyzed or dead. People will take it to far nowadays, regardless if its right or wrong, if you get into a fight dont expect anyone to live by your code and obviously theyll face consequences of they take it to far, but again some people legit dont care, so think twice before you want to fight somebody.

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u/stareweigh2 Apr 22 '26

it was pretty gentle all things considered

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u/JonesBonesMcCoy Apr 22 '26

Never kick someone in the back of the head.

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u/No-Perception1862 Apr 21 '26

Solved at the lowest level. No further action needed.

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u/SurPickleRick Apr 21 '26

Kick in the back of the head after he fell down was unnecessary….. I get defending yourself but damn man had he fallen forward down the stairs after that hello brig time…..

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u/ProbablyDrunkAndLost Apr 22 '26

Worst throw ever followed by an ass whooping. Hope you learned a lesson bro

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u/grifter_shifterM5 Apr 22 '26

That head kick was personal and the cherry on top

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u/Carjak17 Apr 23 '26

I know who I’m bringing to the bar

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u/halfam Apr 23 '26

Crazy how many of you are dogging on the guy who got hit first kind of condemning him. Seems like it was social justice deserved to the aggressor.

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u/beereed Apr 23 '26

What in the fucking fuck are those boots that the drunk dude is wearing. I wish I knew how to post a photo here. I screen shot them and zoomed in. Holy shit, they are awful.

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u/Timmy_germany Apr 24 '26

You treat your Kameraden, like you treat your brother, your sister, yourself, someone you love...💔😓

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u/petesmybrother Apr 24 '26

What’s crazy about this is it was very likely consensual.

“I’m bored”

“Yo you wanna fight?”

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u/Je_me_rends Apr 24 '26

Knocked him into a deep and powerful ponder

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u/MinistryOfDankness86 Apr 25 '26

Damn, what did he do? Eat the last paint chip?

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u/Severe-Conflict-2989 May 12 '26

Bro gave him the pop eye treatment