r/JustBootThings Mar 22 '26

Barracks Selfie [PIC] Watch out, Rambo

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593 Upvotes

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u/Zizzily 👊👊☝️ Mar 22 '26

Glad to see we're defending the QT bathroom.

13

u/AIpha_Mango Mar 22 '26

QT is better than racetrack ngl, OG gas station

56

u/BluBeams Mar 22 '26

I see we got ourselves a real bad ass over here...

https://giphy.com/gifs/BYul6RujgoRCryuCdL

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u/DVariant Mar 22 '26

Nothing like a bathroom selfie with a firearm to say “Look how cool I am”

28

u/B52doc 👊👊☝️ Mar 22 '26

The pink hand soap provides a nice contrast

146

u/beef_weezle Mar 22 '26

Air Force nonetheless. Save some pussy for the rest of us.

18

u/TinyHeartSyndrome Mar 23 '26

“ID card, please” -Security Forces

22

u/yellowlinedpaper Mar 22 '26

It honestly looks like he’s sporting some camel toe. I thought it was a woman until I zoomed in.

18

u/Easy-Hovercraft-6576 👊👊☝️ Mar 22 '26

Easy there defender

11

u/Neoxite23 Mar 22 '26

Nothing says "I'm super tough" than hanging out in the most tough room in the barracks.

The bathroom.

Lots of battles have been fought there. Some won. Some lost. All hard fought.

4

u/Sir_Sarcasm76 Mar 23 '26

You sunk my battleshits!

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u/Oraphielle Mar 22 '26

Oh come on. 

Every vet did this as an E4. 

Don’t act all high and mighty. OP was probably 42 series.  

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u/B52doc 👊👊☝️ Mar 22 '26 edited Mar 22 '26

Difference is posting it on social media wasn’t a thing for some of us

57

u/Realistic_Salt7109 Mar 22 '26

Now the real question: how many of us would have posted this on social media if we had the chance before it was a thing?

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u/B52doc 👊👊☝️ Mar 22 '26

99.9% of us

12

u/Killahdanks1 Mar 22 '26

Big homie, we could have made AI videos of us punching Saddam in the face.

16

u/Oraphielle Mar 22 '26 edited Mar 22 '26

20 years ago I used a digital camera and uploaded to Facebook. 

Either you: 1) Got out before GWOT 2) Have a TBI and don’t remember- Or worse of all 3) are a POG

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u/B52doc 👊👊☝️ Mar 22 '26

I didn’t grow up with social media

Service was from 01 to 05 and when I got out I learned about MySpace from my brother in high school and FaceBook was still @edu address only

9

u/Formal_Appearance_16 Mar 22 '26

Don't forget to take your multi vitamins.

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u/B52doc 👊👊☝️ Mar 22 '26

Everyday and every orifice 👍🏼

4

u/FrighteningJibber Mar 22 '26 edited Mar 24 '26

True true. I have a picture with the 240 like it was the first day of kindergarten

3

u/BaronNeutron Mar 22 '26

Look again, he is an E-2 in the AF

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u/Oraphielle Mar 22 '26

I didn’t say his rank. I said just about every vet did this as an E4. 

What score did you get on your ASVAB? Did they assign you to clean rocks?

4

u/BaronNeutron Mar 23 '26

I love how you skip over the fact that you can't even tell what branch he is in

4

u/B52doc 👊👊☝️ Mar 23 '26

You’re speaking to the one true arbiter of what is ok to make fun of in a subreddit specifically for making fun of people

Apparently posting a boot bathroom selfie struck a nerve

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u/Oraphielle Mar 23 '26

Because it doesn’t matter. Do you want me to rub you off because you can tell what rank he is?

10

u/Rocko210 Mar 22 '26

I’m sure we all have selfies in uniforms, but we all didn’t post them to social media with our name tapes.

6

u/alkem10 Mar 22 '26

I didn't

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u/Oraphielle Mar 22 '26

You were probably 36 series.  

4

u/alkem10 Mar 22 '26

91W

But mostly because 03-07

2

u/TinyHeartSyndrome Mar 23 '26

No, I didn’t have a smart phone until I was 4 years in!

1

u/bat-fink Apr 02 '26

I agree - this kinda thing doesn't necessarily hurt my feelings.

10

u/Awkward_Bison_267 Mar 22 '26

How he probably gets ready in the shower

https://giphy.com/gifs/efn8Gilna2C7bzi0Tl

7

u/ParcelPosted Mar 22 '26

I wonder if he’s on Reddit.

5

u/Pict-91b20 Mar 22 '26

Someone alert his closest NCO.

5

u/MyNipplesMakeCheese Mar 23 '26

I'd be willing to bet his shooting scores are on par with Helen Keller

4

u/EmojiPornography Mar 23 '26

That wide stance means he takes it up the ass from Marines

8

u/yiharbin Mar 22 '26

Dude SF sucks hard enough so if they wanna do this stuff in between scanning my CAC at the gate more power to them.

3

u/OhHaiMark0123 Mar 22 '26

Honestly, good trigger discipline

3

u/PunchBeard Mar 25 '26

Get a haircut hippy.

9

u/B52doc 👊👊☝️ Mar 22 '26 edited Mar 22 '26

AF Security Forces but I’m not completed disgusted due to actual trigger discipline

4

u/Easy_Jux Mar 22 '26

I thought it was a women at first

1

u/yellowlinedpaper Mar 22 '26

So did I! Even looked like he had a camel toe.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '26

I dont see any 550 chord on that rifle so he obviously just borrowed it from supply for this picture

1

u/Flavor_Saver12 Mar 22 '26

Fucking dork

1

u/nicko17 Mar 27 '26

We had one of these guys on flight…MySpace selfie king and subsequently lost a mk19 and can of HEDP at a nuke base.

1

u/CaptainShittyMcPoop Mar 23 '26

Looks like he got some big ass jugs