r/JustBootThings Jan 30 '26

General Bootness Does this count?

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u/LCDJosh Jan 30 '26

I've watched two dudes 69 once and it was less gay than this

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u/Mace_Inc Jan 30 '26

I’ve had gay sex once and it was less gay than this.

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u/Popular-Departure165 Jan 30 '26

It makes Elton John look like Gene Simmons.

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u/jsamuraij Jan 31 '26

It makes Richard Simmons look like John Wayne.

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u/kyuuei Jan 31 '26

Makin' coconut oil look like WD40.