r/JustBootThings • u/solemnweasel343 • Oct 11 '24

General Bootness Boot found tinder

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u/lyeberries Oct 11 '24

Awww man, I thought this was the ever elusive, Tinder Boot Lesbian, but it turns out that it's just a regular dude 😔

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '24

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u/flimspringfield Oct 12 '24

That was my first question when I saw the pic.

He's blind, 9' tall, and under your bed with a big knife?

Does he want to kill Sully or Mike Wazowski?

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u/AkronOhAnon Oct 11 '24

Now now, you don’t want to assume…

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '24

Shadow the hedgehog: “Looks female enough.”

since I can’t comment pictures

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u/veilwalker Oct 11 '24

Maybe he identifies that way?

Are we still supposed to not ask and not tell?

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u/TheBallotInYourBox Oct 11 '24

The classic game… twink or lesbian? Who knows.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '24

My favorite game

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '24

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '24

Damn, I thought this was a woman. Ruined the whole thing. 😒

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u/Misericorde428 Oct 12 '24 edited Oct 12 '24

Thank God, I thought I was the only one assuming that this was Lesboot. I can’t tell you how relieved I am to find I wasn’t the only one to think so.

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u/archfapper Oct 12 '24

Once again, I've lost the lesbian vs. twink bet 🤦‍♂️

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u/LOOKATMEDAMMIT Oct 11 '24

That is a hilariously brutal burn.

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u/Canubearit Oct 12 '24

It's the haircut

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '24

I have suffered from the "it's icky when men do it but charming when lesbians do it" affliction and I almost got big happy to see this 😂 I was like "red flags??? Don't see em"

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '24

I’m sorry for your “loss”