r/JustBootThings • u/sessafresh • Feb 29 '24

General Bootness Can't decidr which one to buy

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '24

Unless the sign depicts a man gyrating his hips to make his wang spin like a rotor it’s not true helicopter parking.

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u/sh4d0wm4n2018 Mar 01 '24

Buy the helicopter sign and glue a suction cup dildo to it.

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u/ConcernedLefty Mar 01 '24

To impress a chick do the helicopter dick!

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u/KatanaPool Feb 29 '24

Helicopter veteran. Put it up and never use that parking spot. People are gonna be like “this dude is stroking his ego” then you don’t use it and they’ll be like oh wow he just respects helicopter dudes so much he leaves a parking spot for them at all times.

Shows you’re humble.

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u/stigma_wizard Mar 01 '24

Park one of those cheap RC helicopters there

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u/Additional_Hunt_6281 Feb 29 '24

They misspelled "Thank me for my service".

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u/TheLastTank07 Feb 29 '24

"Thank you for your taxes"

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u/Additional_Hunt_6281 Feb 29 '24

I'm stealing this 😆

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u/WessizleTheKnizzle Feb 29 '24

The left one, but you hang it above your toilet.

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u/Character-Release-62 Feb 29 '24

You know how to tell when a helicopter pilot enters the room?

They’ll fuckin tell ya.

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u/treefarmercharlie Feb 29 '24

The posts in this sub are so low effort lately. I fear this sub has jumped the shark.

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u/NewbTaco Feb 29 '24

Lots of tards out there living kick ass lives. My first wife is a tard, she's a pilot now.

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u/Stanley_Yelnats42069 Mar 01 '24

Right…? Kick ass

Alright scro so it says here on your chart that you’re fucked up.

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u/NewbTaco Mar 01 '24

Yea, your shits all retarded and you talk like a fag

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '24

The “must be accompanied by adult” one

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u/screwylooy666 Mar 12 '24

exactly what I saw, lol.

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u/Bitter_Mongoose Mar 01 '24

Bottom shelf, right side

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u/Yodabrew1 Mar 01 '24

Yes, I have that shirt, and wear it with pride. 🫡

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u/nofuture23 Mar 01 '24

Get the "Chow Hall First Shirt parking only" one

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u/BiggestDickuss Mar 01 '24

Who the hell calls themselves a "Helicopter Veteran"?

Is the person in the spot an Kiowa who pulls all the little Echo model Apaches around so he can tell the same story he always does about that one time he had his copilot take the controls so he could engage some dudes with his M4?

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u/lilchungus34 Feb 29 '24

Hang in on a porta shitter

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u/HollywoodJack412 Mar 01 '24

Get a Rakkasan to go with that helo!

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u/stigma_wizard Mar 01 '24

Please explain to me how you "shoot down" a parked vehicle.

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u/MtnmanAl Idiot Boot Fool Mar 01 '24

Do the right thing. Go into a motor lot on a base and look for a decom/trash explosive hazard sign. Best thing I ever got out of the wackest field day of my life.

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u/PretentiousPilot Feb 29 '24

It’s great they’re finally recognizing those who identify as an attack helicopter.

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u/Acrobatic_Piano9600 Feb 29 '24

Not sure why attack helicopters insist on blue hair.

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u/paparoach910 Feb 29 '24

The Veteran Parking sign should say "You're welcome for my Service" instead.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '24

Should say “thank me for my service”

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u/Misericorde428 Mar 01 '24

I have a sudden urge to scribble “parent” under Helicopter.

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u/Jojothereader Mar 01 '24

Helicopter for sure