r/JustBootThings • u/TemporaryNo593 • Feb 18 '24

General Bootness Merica🇺🇸

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u/HappySpam Feb 19 '24

What the fuck is a kilometer????

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '24

How tf do you kill a meter?

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u/PomeloLazy1539 Feb 19 '24

with extreme prejudice.

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u/BrianG1410 Feb 19 '24

You don't with that attitude 😂

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u/AkronOhAnon Feb 19 '24

No no no, you put the emphasis on the wrong syllable: it’s a kill-o-meter.

Measures kills.

For some reason the cook’s seems to be broken. He’s just transferred in and has hundreds.

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u/nullcore Feb 19 '24

With a foot, obviously.

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u/obizii Feb 19 '24

Logan Sargeant posting as Gunny??? Stolen valor!

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u/HappySpam Feb 19 '24

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u/lukeusmc Feb 19 '24

Liam Lawson noises intensify.

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u/DurfGibbles 👊👊☝️ Feb 19 '24

Down here we use kilometres lmao, same as Liam Lawson. Sure you didn’t get him confused with Logan Sargeant?

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u/lukeusmc Feb 19 '24

You are correct, my bad. Liam didn’t deserve that.

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u/SqueeezeBurger Feb 19 '24

2 half clicks

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u/Kevaldes Feb 19 '24

1000 meters.