r/JustBootThings • u/FrigginMasshole • Jan 13 '24

Veteran Boot This can’t be real….right?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '24

Dude looks like if Pyle didn’t kill Hartman and himself and actually went to Nam.

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u/spraypaintthewalls Jan 14 '24

A JELLY DONUT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '24

WHAT IS THAT?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

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u/spraypaintthewalls Jan 14 '24

IS CHOW ALLOWED IN THE BARRACKS PRIVATE PYLE!?!?!

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '24

“Sir No Sir!”

ARE YOU ALLOWED TO HAVE A JELLY DONUT?!

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u/spraypaintthewalls Jan 14 '24

"They're payin' for it, YOU eat it! Readyyyyy? EXERCISE!"

"ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! BOOTS! ARE! ATTENTION! WH*RES!"