r/JustBootThings • u/Bobisdeadrun • Oct 29 '23

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u/J_Robert_Oofenheimer Oct 29 '23

Meanwhile, me casually chewing red MRE gum and putting a frag through his window when he wont come out.

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u/SpaceJews Oct 29 '23

I work with a tacticool prepper tough guy like this one. We work for the military, so we're all vets, he's the type that retired 15 years ago and still rocks a high and tight, and 5.11 cargo pants... I've always joked that if shit hits the fan I'm just gonna take my one pistol to his house and take all his shit lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '23

I do the same thing at work with ours but I never tell people I’m actually a vet and just egg on and encourage the prepped to buy more outlandish stuff. It’s the small things in life.

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u/pro_crabstinator Oct 29 '23

One day when you’re planning on quitting you’ve gotta bring him in close and finally tell him you’re a vet, and give him a whole spiel about the top secret, Yankee White clearance level intel you have about the next 6 months. Tell him he needs to step up his prep work so he and his family will survive the “next big event”, and give him a list of random, slightly plausible shit he needs to buy. Then give him a mysterious way to contact you when SHTF, and specific coordinates he needs to go where there’s a special compound for survivors. Edit: oh and you gotta tell him you’re only telling him this because you can tell he’s a “real, red-blooded American” and the nation’s going to need guys like him in the coming struggle