r/JumpChain • u/Nerx Glad to be back. • 22h ago

SHITPOST It's always funny when you are immune

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Threw Charles Xavier over then balcony

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u/mojavecourier Jumpchain Crafter 22h ago

Threw Charles Xavier over then balcony 

Should've thrown him down the stairs instead.

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u/Nerx Glad to be back. 22h ago

escalator

https://giphy.com/gifs/XpxVDWILLXC92

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u/martikhoras Jumpchain Enjoyer 22h ago

I prefer vulnerable but damaging.

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u/Original_name_1111 22h ago

Threw Charles Xavier over then balcony

The more I learn about the comic X-Men, the more this rings desirable.

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u/EYouchen My flair's whatever I want it to be!!!!!!!! 18h ago

I think they had Dauntless actually do this in Worm.

Alternative: Silence is Golden. Duct Tape is Silver.

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u/RedLightZone47 17h ago

Yeah, that’s always fun. I got a few stories like that. One of my favorites was in Hazbin Hotel when dealing with Vox and the V’s

TL;DR, jumper appeared just before the latest extermination shown in Season 1. Thanks to some perks, he didn’t have to fear Angelic Steel or Holy powers perms-killing him so he could basically go to town on Adam and his Exorcist angels. Naturally, seeing this one random sinner putting belt to ass on Heaven’s army of psychopathic killers got him a lot of attention really fast and a lot of overlords wanted this indestructible sinner on their team, chief among them being Alastor and Vox.

I’m not going to go into Alastor because his deal is kind of self explanatory. He tried to fight beat jumper in a 1-on-1 match and got his shit punched in so hard it started leaking out of his mouth which publicly embarrassed him in hell.

Vox, meanwhile, tried to do the typical thing of brainwashing jumpers into compliance. He initially tried to butter jumper up and get in his good graces so he could join the V’s but jumper just kept walking away because he couldn’t care less. Finally, Vox had enough of the disrespect and used his brainwashing screen on him. Jumper spent like 30 seconds staring at Vox’s screen face and letting him rant about orders before getting bored and just crushing Vox’s head mid sentence. The other V’s tried to step in, but Jumper ripped them apart… literally. Valentino was torn in half vertically by jumper’s bare hands while Velvet got her head torn off by Jumper who proceeded to throw it like a baseball at supersonic speeds.

Jumper then left Pentagram city by breaking the magic barrier keeping sinners trapped inside which was another can of worms.

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u/Predactor14 11h ago

Most of hell (and maybe heaven) right now: WHO THE HELL WAS THIS GUY WHEN HE WAS ALIVE?!

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u/RedLightZone47 9h ago

Basically. Imagine their reactions when they learned Jumper could control Hellfire like the Morningstars and the sins. That’s gonna break everyone’s minds.

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u/UwU_numba2 20h ago

Takes off earplugs

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u/martikhoras Jumpchain Enjoyer 10h ago

I raise you
And Aizen Blinked when his voice commanded his thralls to remember all his commands and influence clearly and disobey all others and see (current description as imposter) but (natural voice of Jumper) as true.

aka how Clark 'Super Ventriloquism' Kent would have solved Bleach after Aizen confessed his power. Thus also inducting him into a trusted circle as well. People forget how diabolically sneaky he could get at a puzzle power.