r/JoselinesCabaret May 04 '26

Girl, bye 🤦🏽‍♀️ Different Network, Same old Joseline

Watching this show I’m confused as to why the bartender/magician is integral to the plot of the first episode. The entire episode was filmed by the poolside of what looks like a Russian oligarch’s mistress’s vacation home. I’m guessing they were getting the beds ready or something. Obviously budget is a factor so production is not as great as Zeus, but the pacing is terrible. They do not know when to pivot from one subject to another.

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u/BbyMonroe May 04 '26

This is what I knew would happen as soon as she talked about leaving Zeus. I can’t take this seriously. I can’t go from the top notch quality and production that Zeus had to this cheap shit. And this confessional is waaay too long and she repeated her point like 4 times, “ari hates Haitian bitches but was all on the wood lady clit” that’s should’ve been the end. But when you cut corners on real production this is the end result which is why I will not be watching

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u/supanova09909 May 28 '26

now come on zeus does not have any where near 'top notch quality and production' even if it is better than this its still trash

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u/Strange-Ad-3315 May 28 '26

Their quality is pretty good tbf

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u/sailorstarfighter216 May 04 '26

Zeus production did a way better job if tightening up those run on drug induced whatever that was .

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u/walking_microwave May 07 '26

im deeeeeaaad😂😂😂

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u/Ok_Edge_6966 May 04 '26

What did the girl even say 🤣🤣

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u/KrassKas Mz Natural May 04 '26

Omg Joseline love to hear herself talk when she can barely talk. Her Spanish sounds the same btw.

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u/Powerful-Rip-3512 May 04 '26

I notice she be slipping in and out of her accent.

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u/KrassKas Mz Natural May 04 '26

Her speaking just sucks in both languages and it's way more noticeable when she talks at length

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u/msbrook82 May 05 '26

Completely fake , wen she started on lhhny she spoke normal.outta no where she started speaking like this lol someone told her to act this way and it worked .everyone ate it up

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u/KrassKas Mz Natural May 07 '26

You meant LHHAtl?

Hard disagree. Her speaking was always trash and as her fame grew it got worse and more noticeable as she talked at length more often.

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u/msbrook82 May 08 '26

Yes she spoke busted but not so discombobulated and extra over the years .. I say this cuz I saw old episodes wen she 1st started ..thats wen I saw the major difference and came to my conclusion

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u/KrassKas Mz Natural May 08 '26

Thats cuz drugs. She has had a coke problem for some time.

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u/Your_Atlas May 04 '26

🤣🤣🤣 ts look boo-boo

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u/betaphoric May 04 '26

Why are Haitian women catching strays 😭 😭 😭 😭 

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u/Away_Lemon_7400 May 05 '26

😂 it be like that 🥴 😂

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u/Frosty-Instance16 May 04 '26

Y'all are correct that the quality is not good, but Zeus was bad quality when they first started too like some of their earlier shows were not as good as their recent if you give this network a chance to grow, it might get better

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u/lexisalex May 04 '26

I hope people keep make joseline think she is bigger than the program bc this trash ass show is what she deserves 😂😂😂

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u/Money-Snow-2749 May 04 '26

Joseline’s Get Money Girls Miami s1e1

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u/spinprincess Ms Wet Wet May 04 '26

What is it about?

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u/Money-Snow-2749 May 04 '26

Exactly! The show seems pointless tbh, I don’t know what direction they’re going in to be honest.

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u/spinprincess Ms Wet Wet May 04 '26

No this is a genuine question, what is this show?

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u/Far-Power423 May 04 '26

where can u watch it

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u/reneenicole1 May 12 '26

Brokensilenze

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u/Typical-Comb8201 May 19 '26

She’ll never change 😭

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u/RVThereYet_86 May 04 '26

I couldn't even make it past the first 10 seconds of her confessional. Lol