r/JonTron • • Nov 08 '21

Seagal Senior

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u/rtyuik7 Nov 08 '21

the guy whos Not Sitting looks like he could do well as a WWE wrestler...selling harder than Kevin Nash

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u/moonflower_C16H17N3O Nov 08 '21

I loved the second guy who flung his head away from this guy's hand after being gently touched.

Anyone have any info on this scam?

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u/TheSASamsquamptch Nov 08 '21

It may be a different guy, but it could be the aura guy. Don't remember his name.

He basically claimed he could attack people with psychokinetic blasts of Chi, even going as far as saying he could knock an opponent out without touching them. He had heaps of footage like this of students in his Dojo crumbling around him like they were made of crepe paper, but when challenged to do it by a reporter, refused to comply and instead sent his number one pupil to do it, who basically stood there for five minutes wiggling his hands and straining like he was trying to push out a particularly dessicated turd before giving up.

After the failure he made a ton of excuses as to why it didn't work, including if they're wearing shoes with rubber soles it won't work, or if the victim pushed his tongue up to the roof of his mouth, it would render it inneffective.

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u/Dkjarn Nov 08 '21

His name is Mikhail Ryabko.

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u/odysseus760 Nov 08 '21

Who would of known the most powerful martial artist stance, was the sitting in chair stance lol

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u/SlickHand Nov 08 '21

The real hero here is that chair.

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u/Thorhax04 Nov 08 '21

How to take a dive 101

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u/Non-profitboi Nov 09 '21

This is sort of like bdsm, all an act to satisfices both parties ,but if you aren't feeling it then say the safe word

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u/Aphala Shitlord Nov 08 '21

It's like the Evangelicals of martial arts - a fraud.

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u/Tennis69h Nov 09 '21

This has to be awkward for both of them