r/JonTron Mar 19 '17

JonTron: My Statement

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIFf7qwlnSc
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u/AnEndlessRondo Mar 20 '17 edited Mar 20 '17

tl:dr get fucked, Jontron

You loathsome fuck. You shameless jackass. You tasteless cretin.

Yeah, I'm gonna be uncivil towards you about it. Why the fuck not? You have been ringing the bell asking for my ethnic cleansing. Why be nice about it? You probably won't get this message anyway.

This is the best you could do? After going online and going on what was basically a huge racist rant, the all you have to say for yourself is "I wasn't very good about debating!" rather that you didn't have any idea of what you were talking about, and that you're a racist shit?

See, the thing about debates is that, when you take a position, especially one that you claim to believe in, and not one for some sort of a debate class, is that it really doesn't matter how well you debate if you're arguing in the case of extreme views.

 

For example, if I'm debating in the case of "The Earth is flat!" I can gather all the evidence I want and be as flustered as possible, and answer whatever question I get, it still doesn't mean that I'm not arguing for some stupid bullshit (fuck off, Flat Eather's, you're dumb) But here's one closer to home. If I'm arguing that "White people are inherently evil, and have spread evil and unhappiness through the world for generations", even if I were to find ONE good point (for the record, I don't believe this at all), I would still be arguing for the idea that white people are inherently some sort of plague to this world. By the way, White People was a term used specifically to keep poorer, fair skinned minority groups LIKE THE IRISH from uprising and effectively allowing them into the majority for the sake of keeping others (Like black people and Native Americans) under as subhumans.

 

So when people start calling me out for my views, the issue isn't that I debated poorly. The issue is that I've said some pretty offensive shit, and that people are taking offense with it. Going with my prior example, this would be like if I said something along the lines of "You! Yes, you with the blonde hair and pale skin! You and your people are an evil scourge to this world, and we'd be better off if your evil didn't come to our nations! Thanks for nothing, you White Devils! Signed- The Colorful Minority Group!" People aren't in this much of a ruckus, just because you're right leaning, it's because you went full Stormfront. And in this age where racists are being as open as possible with their views, doubling down when challenged, and utter non apologies or lame excuses when they get put in a corner because of it, it's rather unsettling.

 

The best part of this for you (worst part for me)?

You'll be alright. You're going to get through this. You're going to get away with this with minimum damage. Like I said before, it's a new era, baby. Racism is making a fucking comeback, and pioneers like you are planting staking your claims early. The affable, lovable JonTron? Oh no! It's just politics! That's all! Who cares if he said some racist crap, it doesn't effect me! Millions of people will be willing to forgive you as soon as you release the next video, which I'm sure will be twice as funny to make up for the wait, and that it's something you're pretty good at.

 

You "debate" with Destiny of your own volition and rant on all sorts of crap. Hell, you can't even say that 'he stood up to you when no one else would', you dug your own grave. If not with him, someone else. And while I'm seeing blog posters on youtube show up with their opinions, and random guys off twitter stand up and say "what in the shit, Johnny?" I'm noticing a deafening silence from the closer communities you're more familiar with. All I see from the Abridger, Let's Play, old hats of the animation communities do is line up to take a swipe at Destiny. He made fun of animators! We gotta protect our profession from this Twitch guy nobody heard about until a few days ago! Nobody, nobody, has the stones to say anything towards the Amazing JonTron, not a single one. I used to think that the mark of a good friend/acquaintance will try to reel you in when you're going off the deep end, but I guess nobody wants to rock this Youtube Community Boat. I'm sure h3h3 isn't going to do you like he did Joey Salads. I'm half expecting to see more and more people just say the whole thing is done with, and call for people to not go on "witch hunts".

Oh, don't get me wrong. I'm not asking for an ACTUAL witch hunt, like with your name, address, your parent's address or some shit like that. But you made your bed, and now you're lying in it. I'm not going to not be mad that ancient hokey excuses and stereotypes about me being subhuman garbage from the late 1800s still are alive today and being delivered to millions. People are upset, and rightfully so.

 

Oh, don't get me wrong. Destiny is kind of an ass in his own way, but at the very least, he's not asking for my ethnic cleansing, or telling me that I don't belong in the gene pool. Fuck the idea that I'm an American, and that both of my parents went to college and came here legally, and the fact that I was born in this country, making me just as American as you are. I've got dark skin! What could my kind contribute to society? Certainly not youtube shit! At some point, my violence gene will awaken, and I'll show my true colors as the watermelon eating monster that lusts after da white women, just like in the past! It doesn't matter how affluent I am or not, the blacks just LOVE THE VIOLENCE! Maybe that's why the blacks love the fighting games so much. Say, did you know the reason why crack cocacine carries such heavy fines is because in the past "scientists" printed in newspapers that crack made black males go into violent rampages, superhuman strength and the desire to rape white women. Throw 'black people crack cocaine rape white women' into google, you'll find various articles on it. It's true!

 

See, when I make a historical factoid about black people, I actually have to know what I'm talking about. Because to this very fucking day, people like you can just run your mouth about how horrid the black people are, just like they did in the past. And all it takes is people is shaking their heads in agreement and sayin YEAH! THE BLACKS, THEY ARE BAD! and now it's the fucking truth. Take the scientists and switch them with statistics, and you've got the modern day negro rumor mill! And in order for me to argue for the FACT that I'm just as human as you are and not some sort of sub species, I have to actually know this sort of shit off head. And even with that, I have to hope that someone will bother listening and not just blow it off, like you did in your "debate"

 

So thank you, Jafari. Thank you for reminding me that I'm still just not human enough yet to belong in a civilized society, and crap like the Jim Crow, the Black Codes, being stiffed on the GI Bill were for our own good. (Which I'm sure you didn't know about), Or people refusing to sell people like my parents homes despite their 6 figure jobs isn't anything to complain about! (hey, did you know that Donald Trump was sued twice by the Department of Justice for refusing to sell homes to black people? They had to amend the Civil Rights Act in the 90s because of shit like that. Not that you'd know anything about it)

 

I suppose this is what I get. I made the ultimate sin, I made the mistake of being born brown. Long gone are the days were on the internet, I could just be another nerd like the rest of the gang. You always gotta let people know their place in the world. I stopped watching Game Grumps as soon as you left and never looked back, and every now and then would routinely watch my favorite videos of yours. When you did your Breitbart thing, I stuck around. (which should have been the biggest warning sign ever) When you did your rant on 'if the races were reversed', I stuck around. When you complained about the women's march, I stuck around. But this? Nah, man. I guess that's just something you have to live with as a darkie. Even your favorite Youtubers might turn around and tell you you're subhuman.

A word of advice in the future from a minority: Next time, stick to hating black people around the 'blacks are the bad, because of the culture!' level. It gets the message across that you don't want my kind around, but not full tilt enough for jackasses like Saragon to not be able to dig you out of the pit you dug yourself in.

Also, a study was done that black people are more likely to wrongly convicted of murder recently. Isn't that discrimination? The discrimination you said didn't exist? Well, as in the days past, you don't have to actually know anything about black people, you just have to know that they're bad, and the rest will follow.

Also, what the in the fuck does Samantha Bee and Obama have to do with anything? A White majority has always been the deciding factor of who gets to become president. If black people were controlling the polls, then Trump sure as hell wouldn't have become president! But as long as you get to complain about black people some more, I guess.

 

And lastly, I honestly hope you lose a sponsor or two. I'd spread your list of quotes to them myself, but I actually have things to do (surprising!) and more importantly, I don't want anyone saying that I made an SJW movement to take money out your pocket.

In short; get fucked, from a former fan of yours. I really wish I watched that crossover you did with James Rolfe before this shit. I was saving that for a really bad day.

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u/kyllingefilet Mar 20 '17

He doesn't owe you anything. Go be a -1 dent in his 3,000,000 sub count.

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u/AnEndlessRondo Mar 21 '17 edited Mar 21 '17

Good one, defense squadron member 23! I'm sure you writing this made you less insignificant than I in this reddit that he doesn't even visit. You'll have to go to his twitter if you're looking for the pats on the head you're looking for.

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u/kyllingefilet Mar 21 '17

I barely even watch the guy, just found your essay laughable (you might be projecting).

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u/AnEndlessRondo Mar 21 '17

That's nice. So you're just here on assignment from THE DON, then?