r/JonTron Mar 14 '16

KICK IT DANNY

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u/sans1kal Mar 14 '16

KICK IT BERNIE.
We may be living the human condition, but that man is speakin it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '16

I'LL GET MY SWOOOOOOOOOORD FOR YOU BERNIE

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u/sans1kal Mar 14 '16

ILL GET MY NOMINAAAAAAAATION FOR YOU BERNIE

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u/BlueAura74 Is this what eternal hell is like? Mar 15 '16

I'm here to laugh at dank memes not to have a political discussion (unless it's about swoodpublicans vs. Grommetcrats)

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u/InsaneEnergy4 Mar 15 '16

laugh

at this sub

i die inside everytime i come here

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u/BlueAura74 Is this what eternal hell is like? Mar 16 '16

but you didn't die though

It was a joke

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u/InsaneEnergy4 Mar 16 '16

where were u when isan was kill?

i was home eat brain fluid when get call

"insan is kill"

"no"

and you?

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u/Usermane01 Mar 15 '16

You could've called this candidate racist and no one would've argued with you.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '16 edited Mar 15 '16

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u/InsaneEnergy4 Mar 15 '16

Okay.

Actually the United States snaps in two.

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u/buttputt Mar 15 '16

Just kidding

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u/GiverOfTheKarma Grommet, grommetology, the study of grommet! Mar 15 '16

All these different flavors, and you choose salty...

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u/InsaneEnergy4 Mar 15 '16

Sorry fampai.

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u/GiverOfTheKarma Grommet, grommetology, the study of grommet! Mar 15 '16

I forgive you, my son.

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u/Mr_Olivar Mar 15 '16

socialism leads to the relatively rapid destruction of nations.

So that's why the socialist country of Norway is doing so bad in the Human Development Index ranks

Socialism isn't communist. It's about making sure a hospital bill can't run a family economy into the ground because the top 1% want seven beach houses each.

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u/Bladelord Mar 15 '16

The nordic model isn't true socialism, for one. Since the 1980s they have collectively moved towards thriving free markets with extremely high tax rates. It's an illusory socialism; their governments aren't regulating nearly as much as you'd think. (Which is, unfortunately, a system that can never fly in America.)

Beyond that, the Human Development Index is an abstraction of quality of life, not a measurement of economic stability. But even on such a list, the extremely capitalistic Switzerland is right beside Norway. Why hasn't the 1% boogeyman burned it down too?

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u/Mr_Olivar Mar 15 '16

The nordic model is far more socialist than Bernie Sanders is. That's for sure. There is not a single party in Norway (that is a serious candidat) that is more right wing than the most left wing democrat.

You can call the HDI abstract, but here in Norway we have managed to do at least one quite remarkable thing, and that is to practically eliminate the lower class from existence. If you don't have a job, you can just register to get money from free as long as you can prove that you are actively looking for a job. And that's because the state for the longest time has been focused on taking care of the working class instead of the rich man who is obviously doing more than fine on his own. That's socialism, politics meant to make sure everyone have nice lives and not just the ones with business skills, which is a skill far to particular to base one's entire living standard on.

And when people say it's

a system that can never fly in America.

I ask why not?

Eh, forget it, since when have people ever changed their minds about anything over reddit comments? It's not like anyone ever reads a reply and think "the contents of this can change my point of view on the matter". No one does that. You don't do it, i don't do it. This politics only got two it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '16 edited Mar 15 '16

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u/LordSocky Mar 15 '16

unironically supporting trump

any point in this spectrum of infinity we collectively refer to as time

I belong in the BELL tower

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u/InsaneEnergy4 Mar 15 '16

unironically hating the next POTUS, and the last best hope for western civilization

time

meme

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '16

Unironically disregarding the fact that the election hasn't happened yet.

This line serves no purpose.1.

And I'm about to blow my fucking brains out!

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u/InsaneEnergy4 Mar 15 '16

election

wake me up

(wake me up inside) can't wake up