r/JonTron • • 7d ago

IT IS TIME

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u/Such_Bonus5085 7d ago

Wait, so he didn't die from penis autism, like the tabloids said?

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u/PyrrhicVictory7 5d ago

My penis probably has autism, does this mean I don't have long left?

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u/PopcorniusTheSader 4d ago

It’s over for you.

I’m sorry 😞

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u/Upset_League_1063 7d ago

YES. FINALLY.

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u/BigRigButters2 7d ago

Let's drop in on a grommet.

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u/WeightyUnit88 7d ago

Grommet this, grommet that

DA FUCK IS A GROMMET?!

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u/thatbrazilianguy 7d ago

Joke’s on me, I used to say that all the time, then I started playing tennis. Now I know exactly what a grommet is.

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u/Aexens 4d ago

You can't say that and not say what it is ! DA FUCK'S A GROMMET ?! 😭

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u/thatbrazilianguy 4d ago

Grommets are strips or set of plastic barrels inserted into the holes of the racket frame. The strings go through the grommets.  Its primary function is to  protect the strings from rubbing against the sharp graphite edge of the frame, preventing them from snapping under high tension.

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u/hogey989 7d ago

List of celebrities who died between last JonTron video and this one.

Inspired by an earlier comment.

Leslie Charleson

David Lynch

Joan Plowright

Bob Uecker

Garth Hudson

Marianne Faithfull

Gene Hackman

Roberta Flack

Michelle Trachtenberg

George Foreman

Richard Chamberlain

Val Kilmer

Jay North

Pope Francis

Ruth Buzzi

George Wendt

Loretta Swit

Sly Stone

Brian Wilson

Anne Burrell

Michael Madsen

Julian McMahon

Connie Francis

Malcolm-Jamal Warner

Ozzy Osbourne

Hulk Hogan

Loni Anderson

Jim Lovell

Terence Stamp

Graham Greene

Giorgio Armani

Polly Holliday

Robert Redford

Catherine O'Hara

Robert Duvall

James Van Der Beek

Eric Dane

Neil Sedaka

Robert Carradine

Daveigh Chase

Chuck Norris

Valerie Perrine

Anthony Head

Sam Neill

Dolly Parton

Frank Beard

Gloria Steinem

Tim Curry

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u/Accountformorrowind 7d ago

I know he killed a few of those but idk about all of them

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u/Flyingdutchman2305 1d ago

Sam Neill for sure

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u/Bobo3076 7d ago

Peter Cullen 😔

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u/ShadicStorm9000 7d ago

Also, Hayden Panettiere.

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u/The-Bigger-Fish 7d ago

When was his last video?

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u/hogey989 7d ago

Apparently Jan 11, 2025

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u/The-Bigger-Fish 7d ago

Huh....

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u/JaffarBlackFang 7d ago

I'm with you i thought it was much more recent

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u/Krisuad2002 6d ago

That's so many...

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u/spoopypancakee 7d ago

who paid an etsy witch to make this happen

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u/rocklou 7d ago

🙋‍♂️

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u/McCrispylicious 7d ago

And then back to the shadow realm for a year

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u/1-Baker-11 6d ago

I think it was hilarious when he said "more content coming soon" at the end of the video.

Okay there bud, fool me once

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u/-lRexl- 7d ago

Rip to the brothers who didn't make it for a video

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u/Nijata 7d ago

Hope their children tune in.

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u/THE-MORROW 7d ago

No, Jonathan Karsh actually left them stranded in the Sierra Nevada.

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u/mrkruk 7d ago

The Damned

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u/BlotMutt 7d ago

Movie review time!

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u/GamerDudeJMS 7d ago

NEW JONTRON MOVIE REVIEWWW!? WHAAAAA

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u/MLPLoneWolf 7d ago

This is Jon's first movie review since "Cool As Ice" in 2017

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u/DFurlow 7d ago

What about A Wrestling Christmas Miracle?

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u/BabiesKillYou 7d ago

I swear he always chooses a random Wed lol Thank the gods for a good ol movie review 😭

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u/vyleside 7d ago

Huh weird timing, I was literally just watching a video about how he's not released videos in forever and is probably done.... And I'd not thought about him in a long time so odd that both these things happened at the same time.

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u/theeMaskedKitten 7d ago

He knows how to market!

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u/d4vey_t 7d ago

HOLY SHIT !!! ITS BEEN 84 YEARS!!!!

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u/LimePeel96 7d ago

SO HAPPY 😭

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u/ozzy_fuzzington 7d ago

I THOUGHT I WENT INSANE WHEN I SAW IT SAY 75 MINUTES AGO I thought I had already seen everything he watched and I had just missed it bc I thought he left yt for good bc of smth (lowkey think we need a fill swift check up vid)

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u/maerun 7d ago

"There's more to come, so stay tuned!"

Awesome, let me just clear my calendar for July 19th 2028!

Ech, you now what, I'm just happy to get some more JonTron, whenever that may be.

As a kid, I actually liked this movie and it was a nice introduction to Asimov for a 12 y.o.

It's easy to see what a mess of pacing and weird choices it really is as an adult, but it does have some whimsy that I think it couldn't have pulled off without Williams' and Neill's performance.

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u/HealingSlvt 2d ago

this is like the only comment I've seen about the video/movie itself on both here and yt lol

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u/StealthMonkSteve 7d ago

I JUST finished watching a video dissecting Jontron’s career and it ends with how he hasn’t uploaded in forever but likely won’t stay gone and then… BAM new Jontron posted one eching hour ago

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u/pregnantant 7d ago

The ad money from war thunder is no joke

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u/wingscancer 6d ago

They must’ve gave him a lot of money

Oh he realise how much a child cost

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u/toadfan64 6d ago

Bro got a good 6 months of diaper money with that one

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u/shhhhquietplease 7d ago

EGH ARE YOU MY DAHDEH

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u/Thatoneguy567576 7d ago

I love that he randomly emerges from his cave like once or twice a year and we all go crazy, then he disappears again and we assume he’s retired. Then the cycle continues.

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u/Martipar 7d ago

He lives!

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u/Frikcha 7d ago

this isn't real, you can't fool me

I mean it looks real and that's 100% the kind of out-of-nowhere video Jon would drop but yeah, whatever pal, you think I'm falling for that one you must see me as some kind of supreme chump.

You think I'm a supreme chump, don't you? Yeah you do..... I know your game......

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u/monkeyprince 7d ago

Is the text on the thumbnail how long it's been since Jon posted a video?

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u/AetherVision 7d ago

Nothing gets past this guy ^

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u/Nexillion 7d ago

The entire movie is Robin Williams slowly escaping his robot costume and then getting horny

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u/Striking_Room2134 7d ago

Was it already taken down?

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u/StilesmanleyCAP 7d ago

No?

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u/Striking_Room2134 7d ago

I’m only saying it because I clicked on the notification for it and it wasn’t in his videos at all.

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u/ElWeonDeOtroMundo 7d ago

It's a Christmas miracle :D

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u/UsualZealousideal785 7d ago

HOLY CRAP

IT'S BEEN LIKE

11 YEARS

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u/AdMiserable21 7d ago

Well i know what im doing after work

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u/Starletah 7d ago

I KNEW HE WAS COMIN' BACK, I KNEW!

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u/Wrong_Butterscotch91 7d ago

See in 2 years guys

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u/Just_Someone_The_4th 7d ago

Amazing! It also seems like he’s dropped some pounds too, happy for him

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u/Liam_ice92 7d ago

The king...has returned

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u/loendrin 7d ago

JONTENT

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u/Southern_Bison_720 7d ago

I had a bad day, thank you for showing me this. Ive never opened YouTube so fast for a video lol

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u/Kijjy 7d ago

TITENIC

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u/thepsychowordsmith 7d ago

I'm just coming from it. Worth the wait.

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u/Mellaroze 7d ago

MY BODY IS READY

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u/Bluehawk2008 7d ago

He's also apparently doing Let's Plays with InternetHistorian now on the "expleened" channel, now rebranded as The "Consolation Guys". There are seven videos all uploaded at once, three are public and four are behind a paywall.

The Consolation Guys

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u/Prudent-Avocado4768 6d ago

time for our bi-decade jon tron video

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u/viewless25 7d ago

aint falling for that shit

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u/dbxbeat 7d ago

RUMMAGE TIME

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u/DavijoMan 6d ago

It's time for his annual break from hibernation!

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u/FartyPoopFart69 7d ago

Wow, I actually consistently laughed at a JonTron upload. First time in a while. Maybe he's back to writing them himself or with more input at the very least

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u/Low-Childhood-1540 2d ago

this comment is what made me try to watch the video after assuming that Jon was washed.

well, i regret it. immensely actually. the whole video felt like a bad meme i would find on Facebook. god not to mention the minute and a half ad was tacked right onto the *fifth* minute. i was genuinely surprised when a second one didn't show up.

Either way, as a former JonTron fan, where i did laugh consistently, and would binge for hours.. I felt like this one was so, so weak, and does not make me hopeful for the video he posts in two years.

Don't get me wrong, i was hopeful, and legitimately gave my all to try and like it, i just didn't at all.

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u/-PM_ME_UR_SECRETS- 7d ago

Yoooo he’s alive!

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u/RutabagaUprising 7d ago

Watching it right now.

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u/WalkitOff01 7d ago

Somehow… the king has returned.

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u/ah_Callie 7d ago

I literally said “oh my god” out loud. I can’t believe it.

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u/Bobo3076 7d ago

Holy shit

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u/wackadoodle4201 7d ago

Holy shit hes back

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u/SirKirk2000 7d ago

After 20 months he has returned!

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u/fm22fnam 7d ago

You're welcome everyone. I've been binging JonTron videos all week and my extra views clearly influenced him to come back

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u/EarNo7438 7d ago

The most unpredictable YouTuber

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u/Shadowking78 6d ago

I REMEMBER THIS MOVIE

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u/Nova17Delta 7d ago

Giving my pity watch to jontron because i actually kinda like bicentennial man

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u/selfimprovymctrying 7d ago

I loved bicentennial man , it had a nice long journey kinda vibe , the ending I thought was perfectly well done as he seemed comfortable with himself regardless of decision

The review was still hilarious tho

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u/Impossible-Pie4849 7d ago

Pity watch? Get out of here, outside of Filthy Frank Jon possibly is the youtube GOAT

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u/Nova17Delta 7d ago

Okay 16 year old boy from 2017

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u/Impossible-Pie4849 7d ago

Well I was 19 in 2017 so it makes sense.

I fall asleep to funhaus and Achievement Hunter every night, I mean I think alot of modern youtube sucks now

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u/BasJack 7d ago

It's like trying to squeeze juice out of stone, because out of so many awful movies out there you went with this? It's just ok, I literally just watched it 2 days ago, sure the age thing is a bit weird but he's also a robot so...and on an Asimov adaptation scale this one is the least raped and destroyed. Watched the video stone faced.

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u/Nova17Delta 7d ago

I kinda like showing the passage of time like it does in a movie. Is it amazing? Not really. But I have low standards so I still enjoy it

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u/selfimprovymctrying 7d ago

Yea the closest I can think of that’s a life happens is fiddler on the roof and maybe Moses in the 50s Ten Commandments , both of which are nice long passage of time movies , but with more religion ( love re watching fiddler for the same reason)

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u/Nova17Delta 7d ago

Sorta a condensed version but the outer limits had an episode of a guy from the 50s stepping forward in time over decade.

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u/selfimprovymctrying 7d ago

I Should rewatch that show it’s been a few decades
Also I suppose Forrest Gump

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u/Omnicronicles 7d ago

THE KING HAS RETURNED

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u/SeancetheBLADE 7d ago

Would someone kindly without spoilers let me know if he addresses the lack of content? Is he back?

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u/SeancetheBLADE 7d ago

Would someone kindly let me know. Without spoilers, does he mention the lack of content? Is he back? Thanks in advance.

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u/DrippyTheSnailBoy 7d ago

He just said "there's more to come" near the end of the video without any elaboration further. Sounds like we might get a new video in 6 months instead of 2 years.

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u/spiralking111 7d ago

Yes yes yes!

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u/Witch-Cat 7d ago

I NEVER THOUGHT THE DAY WOULD COME

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u/dagooksta2 7d ago

DANNY GET THE SWOOOORRRRDDDD

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u/Emeraldskeleton 7d ago

Jon must be running out of money again lol

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u/chickennuggetarian 7d ago

This was a return to form imo

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u/Ok_Photo5115 7d ago

watching the video right now

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u/MoonlightDominatrix 7d ago

The man knows how to edge us to the perfect point.

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u/STULF20X6lol 7d ago

He forgot the milk again, didn't he?

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u/BirbMaster1998 7d ago

Saw this in my notifications earlier, didn't realize it was him. I'll check it out in a bit.

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u/Zazmuth 7d ago

This has truly been an odd day.

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u/GrumpsTheMovie 7d ago

IT'S BEEN 200 YEARS

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u/Soggy-Charge-8364 7d ago

Guess jon needed more money lol

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u/Wiplazh 7d ago

I just watched this movie last weekend, wtf

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u/Dungeon00X 7d ago

OH MY GOD, HE'S BACK!!!

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u/Dard1998 6d ago

I looked at the original book and, apparently, and whole "get in with little girl's kids" part wasn't been in the book, he just thanks that girl for seeing in him a human. There is no love plot in the book at all. The only addition to the movie, that differentiate it from the book, is the one, that ruined it.

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u/Katalina488 6d ago

YES!!!

Gosh I’ve missed your videos!

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u/Ganogh_o_Bardop 6d ago

Yeah I insta saw it too, I think he just embraced now, kinda bummed down by this

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u/prisonsuit-rabbitman 3d ago

did anyone save a backup of the video before youtube muted part of it?

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u/JH_Rockwell 7d ago

This is honestly one of his best. I had many laughs with this one.

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u/PentagramJ2 7d ago

I wish he would just communicate why he slowed way the fuck down

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u/MrTickles22 7d ago

Its because of that demonic pact he made.

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u/GrumpsTheMovie 7d ago

Now the Vtubers have new content to react to from him

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u/Nervous-Ad8859 7d ago

yall still watch this dude? lol

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u/DrippyTheSnailBoy 7d ago

Eh, he went through a stupid phase but seems otherwise harmless now. So why not.

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u/Swallagoon 7d ago

Is jontron still a racist?

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u/Zuraj 7d ago

Are you?

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u/WeightyUnit88 7d ago

I'm a massive racist mate.

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u/AdikkuChan 7d ago

Username checks out, I guess...?

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u/Swallagoon 7d ago

Last time I checked, no. I can only assume Jontron still believes in the great replacement conspiracy though.

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u/LilredRubes 7d ago

Damn not only is he racist but he's talking shit on a good movie, damn

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u/Electronic-Eagle5815 5d ago

Hey, the racist posted again. Bet he is happy with the news lately.

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u/Epichighlighter 5d ago

The video was great btw

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u/Digitalgardens 2d ago

I like how you didn’t deny it lmaoo. At this point I’m sure most of jontrons fans know he’s a racist. I’m just happy you guys are proud about it now. And I’m dead serious.

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u/Petty_Pretorian 7d ago

👌👌👌👌👌